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    • Keeping our team and guests safe is our priority and we’re taking all necessary steps to ensure your meal is as safe as it is delicious. Things are changing constantly, so stay tuned as we navigate through this together! 

    This is our Dine-In menu as of today. We will be expanding our offering as we go, so check back here before your next visit! 

    GF: Gluten Friendly | GFP: Gluten Friendly Possible | V: Vegan | VP: Vegan Possible

    BITS N' BITES

    • Legendary Chickpea Fries (GF, V)

      A Storm Crow classic! Like regular fries, but bigger, made from chickpea batter. Comes with vegan sriracha aioli.

      $10

    • Wolverine Poutine (GFP, VP)

      Bust out the adamantium claws, erm, forks for this Weapon-X of a poutine: your choice of chicken or vegan gravy & squeaky cheese curds or vegan cheese on crispy house-punched fries.

      $12

    • Bayonetta's Bruschetta (GFP)

      We've hacked n' slashed a generous portion of heirloom tomatoes and marinated them with onions, garlic, and spread them over toasty garlicky sourdough bread with fresh basil and balsamic reduction.

      $14

    • Calamari of Cthulhu

      Tasty strips of squid steaks, marinated in buttermilk and battered in seasoned flour. Fried up and served with not one but two sauces - zesty preserved lemon aioli and a spicy andouillle sausage ragu. Cthulhu fhtagn! Ia! Ia!

      $15

    • Mussels "Manor"inière (GFP)

      A feast of mussels suitable for beauties and beasts alike, our house special is gorgeously savoury: a pound of mussels steamed in a white wine consommé with garlic, onions and bacon, served with toasted sourdough bread.

      $15

      Add house-punched fries $5

    SALADS

    • Deathwing’s Salad of Destruction (GF, VP)

      Prepare for the Cataclysm that is this salad! Mixed greens tossed in house-made burnt orange + rosemary vinaigrette topped with carrots, radishes, tomatoes and sunflower seeds.

      $12

      Crispy Chicken $5

    • Romero Caesar Salad (GFP)

      Come, my comic cohorts in crime and croûtons! This savory salad will hold your taste buds for ransom with fresh romaine hearts, house-made Caesar dressing, sourdough croûtons, bacon bits and Grana Padano.

      $12

      Crispy Chicken $5

    • Saladstar Galactica (GFP, VP)

      The perfect dish for a world where death walks, disguised, invisibly among us, and yet humanity perseveres! A plentiful mixture of corn, chickpeas, chopped romaine hearts, celery, red peppers, and chicken tossed in a zesty lime cilantro vinaigrette and topped with tortilla crisps.

      $16

    MOTHERCLUCKERS

    We listened to your survey answers, your table chatter, and your near-feral hunger for fried chicken. For months now, we’ve been secretly experimenting with dozens of recipes to bring to your table the perfect crispy, savoury, addictively good fried chicken, made even better by our very own housemade sauces and science-fictional sensibilities. The result? A simple menu of four apocalyptically delicious dishes, with a Storm Crow twist. Upgrade your Fries to Caesar Salad or Legendary Chickpea Fries for +$3 or Poutine for +$4

    • Cluckin’ Chicken Sandwich

      Crispy double-battered boneless chicken thigh with lettuce and mayo on a toasted potato bun, served with house-punched fries.

      $15

      Add Cheese $2

      Add Bacon $2

    • Chicken & Biscuits Dee-luxe

      Crispy d ouble-battered boneless chicken thigh, buttery biscuits and house-punched fries. Served with chicken gravy and grainy honey mustard sauce.

      $16

      Add Chicken $5

    • Mama’s Bourbon Chicken Waffles

      One piece crispy d ouble-battered boneless chicken thigh with Belgian waffles and house-made spicy bourbon maple syrup.

      $16

      Add Chicken $5

    • Chickageddon Spicy Sandwich

      Crispy double-battered boneless chicken thigh with gochujang coleslaw, spiced slaw and sriracha aioli, on a toasted potato bun. Served with house-punched fries.

      $17

    MEGABITES

    • Katamari Linguine

      We've scattered delicious anchovies, garlic, onions and plump mussels in rich tomato sauce among a tangle of al dente linguine, and it's up to you to put them all together again... in your belly!

      $15

    • Butter ChickEnthiran (GFP)

      Our own Storm Crow twist on the Indian classic, much like the Tamil-language sci-fi movie Enthiran was a sci-fi twist on the Bollywood musical. Our house-made sauce simmered with tender chicken and spices, served with jasmine rice and grilled naan bread.

      $18

    • Innsmouth-Style Fish & Chips

      This New England pub favorite comes to the Storm Crow. Devour a Deep One’s catch of fresh beer-battered cod, served with tartar sauce and fries.

      $18

      Add a piece of fish $5

    DUNGEON BURGER

    Like a Magic Missile fired into the dark, you won’t know what you’re gonna get! Ask your server for a Dungeon Burger card, a D20, and let the capricious whims of Fate build your burger. Will it be beef? Chicken? Loin of Bugbear with a Gelatinous Cube demi-glace? Probably not that one, BUT WHO KNOWS? Comes with a collectible trading card because every dungeon needs loot.

    • Basic Burger (GFP)

      Slow your roll, start basic with our house made beef patty, lettuce, tomato, onion, storm sauce, pickle spear + house fries or house salad.

      $16

    • Build Your Own Dungeon Burger (GFP, VP)

      Let the capricious whims of Fate build your burger. Will it be beef? Chicken? Loin of Bugbear with a Gelatinous Cube demi-glace? Probably not that one, BUT WHO KNOWS? Comes with a collectible trading card because every dungeon needs loot. For details, review the Dungeon Burger menu.

    DUNGEON DOG

    Toronto's Mightiest Wieners. Check out the Dungeon Dog menu to build your own.

    DESSERTS

    • Whoooo Lives In A Pineapple Under Ice Cream? (VP)

      Juicy, delicious pineapple slices, spiced and grilled to perfection and topped with vanilla-bean ice cream. A perfect accompaniment to the song you're no doubt singing in your head right now.

      $7

    • Melange A Trois (VP)

      Voulez-vouz manger avec moi? <3 Choose any three flavours from our sweet and delicious ice cream and sorbet selection, mix 'em up, and go to town.

      $9

    • The Cheesecake Is A Lie

      A delightfully classic New-York-style cheesecake. Enjoy it plain or topped with chocolate or caramel.

      $10

    • Basic Burger (GFP)

      Slow your roll, start basic with our house made beef patty, lettuce, tomato, onion, storm sauce, pickle spear + house fries or house salad.

      $16

    • Build Your Own Dungeon Burger (GFP, VP)

      Let the capricious whims of Fate build your burger. Will it be beef? Chicken? Loin of Bugbear with a Gelatinous Cube demi-glace? Probably not that one, BUT WHO KNOWS? Comes with a collectible trading card because every dungeon needs loot.

      16+

    Bun

    Choose one, or roll the 20-sided dice!

    • Romaine Hearts

      1-3

    • Burger Bun (Potato)

      4-6

    • Marble Rye

      7-9

    • Sourdough Bread

      10-13

    • Baguette

      14-17

    • Gluten Free

      18-20

    Meat

    Pick or roll d20

    • Beef Patty

      1-4

    • Fried Chicken Dark Meat

      5-8

    • Beer-Battered Fish

      9-11

    • Beyond Patty

      12-13

    • Double Beef Patty

      14-17

      add $5

    • Triple Beef Patty

      18-20

      add $10

    Cheese

    add $1 each

    • Cheddar

      1-7

    • Goat

      8-10

    • Vegan

      11-14

    • Blue Cheese

      15-16

      add $1

    • Halloumi

      17-20

      add $3

    Sauces

    Choose 3 sauces, $0.25 for each additional sauce

    • Yellow Mustard

      1-2

    • Ketchup

      3-4

    • Mayonnaise

      6-8

    • Relish

      9-10

    • BBQ

      11-12

    • Vegan Sriracha Aioli

      13-15

    • Tartar Sauce

      16-17

    • Pineapple Salsa

      18

    • Storm Crow Signature Sauce

      19

    • Tomato Sauce

      20

    Topping

    Choose 3 toppings, $1 for each additional topping

    • Romaine Hearts

      1-3

    • Sauerkraut

      4-6

    • Tomato

      7-10

    • Onion

      11-13

    • Dill Pickle

      14-16

    • Pickled Banana Peppers

      17-20

    Elite Toppings

    Add $2 each

    • Bacon

      1-4

    • Onion Ring

      5-8

    • Avocado

      9-14

    • Gochujang Slaw

      15-20

    Side

    • Fries

      1-5

    • House Salad

      6-10

    • Caesar Salad

      11-14

      add $3

    • Chickpea Fries

      15-18

      add $3

    • Poutine

      19-20

      add $4

    Alignment

    Choose or roll

    • Lawful Evil

      1-2

    • Chaotic Evil

      3-4

    • Neutral Evil

      5-6

    • Lawful Neutral

      7-8

    • Chaotic Neutral

      9-10

    • True Neutral

      11-12

    • Lawful Good

      13-14

    • Chaotic Good

      15-16

    • Neutral Good

      17-18

    • Choose Alignment

      19-20

    Toronto's Mightiest Wieners 

    • Basic Dungeon Dog

      White bun, with your choice of sausage and sauces.

      $8

    • Build Your Own Dungeon Dog

      8+

    Bun

    Choose your bun! White Bun, Pretzel (+$1), or Gluten Free (+$1)

    Sausage

    Choose your sausage! Hot Italian, Honey Garlic, Oktoberfest, Beyond, or 1/4 lb Beef

    Sauces

    Choose as many as you like! Ketchup, Mustard, Relish, Mayo, BBQ

    Condiments

    Choose your condiments! +$0.50 each. Caramelized Onions, Banana Peppers, Sauerkraut, Pineapple Salsa

    Premium Condiments

    Go premium! +$1 each. Gochujang slaw, Avocado, Sriracha Aioli, Bacon

    Cheese

    Go cheesy! +$2 each: Cheddar, Goat cheese, Blue cheese

    Whether you're an early morning riser or early afternoon, we have your first meal of the day right here! AVAILABLE 10AM - 3PM - SATURDAYS & SUNDAYS (+ STAT HOLIDAYS).

    EAT

    • Benedict Croissanderbatch

      Like its namesake, a beautiful classic Benedict with a lovely posh twist. Two perfectly-done poached eggs served on a halved warm croissant, with peameal bacon, housemade hollandaise and a heaping side of brunch potatoes.

      $16

    • Leeloo Breakfast Multipass

      A meal suitable for a Supreme Being, served however you want it! An egg cooked any style, with your choice of protein (peameal bacon, bacon or sausage), and choice of bread (marble rye or sourdough). Served with brunch potatoes. Add a coffee for, one might even say, a fifth element of brunch.

      $15

    • T'Challa French Toast

      The Storm Crow's finest Wakandan-Canadian fusion cuisine! Challah bread dipped in milk and egg and skillet-cooked to perfection, topped with seasonal berries, vanilla ice cream and maple syrup.

      $15

    • The Ham Slamitizer

      Overdid it last night? Need a clean slate for a new day? Grab one of these: peameal bacon, fresh tomato and halloumi cheese on a flaky house-baked croissant.

      $14

    DRINK

    • THE AQUAMAN a.k.a. Jason "Mimosa"

      Enough to sate the thirst of the King of Atlantis! Spumante Bambino and choice of orange juice or grapefruit juice.

      $9

    • Caesar's Escape

      A drink suitable for the finest ape on the planet... or, we suppose, humans could have one too, we guess. Walters caesar mix, vodka (1oz), tabasco, worcestershire sauce, pepper, spicy green bean. Contains absolutely no ALZ-113.

      $12

    • James and the Giant Peach...Bellini

      You'll be sailing away too in our enchanted peach bellini complete with sparkling wine. Talking insects not included.

      $9

    • White Sangria - Sorcery

      Tap to create one drink, containing Camas Chardonnay, peach schnapps, peach flavoured vodka, peach juice, 7up, lemons, oranges, strawberries. All creatures you control are indestructible until end of turn. It is well-known in the secret pubs of Ravnica: order this the night before a battle, and you'll live to see the next day's sunset.

      $13

    • Red Sangria - Sorcery

      Tap to create one drink, containing Leaping Horse Cabernet Sauvignon, cherry brandy, orange juice, ginger ale, strawberries, oranges, Gala apples. All creatures you control gain flying until end of turn. There is an old saying in Zendikar: drink not the dragon's blood, lest it consume you in turn from within.

      $13

    brunch waffles

    Keeping our team and guests safe is our priority and we’re taking all necessary steps to ensure your meal is as safe as it is delicious. Things are changing constantly, so stay tuned as we navigate through this together! 

    This is our dine in menu as of today. We will be expanding our offering as we go, so check back here before your next visit! 

    COCKTAILS

    • Butterbeer

      A traditional wizarding beverage that will have you speaking parseltongue in no time! Butterscotch Schnapps, Rootbeer, Liquid Ice Cream*, Magic Stuff*, Can be made dairy free** (2oz)

      $9

    • Peach's Iced Tea

      Bourbon, Peach Schnapps, Iced Tea, Lemon Juice. A reprieve from being a damsel in distress for 5 minutes ( 2oz)

      $9

    • Beetle Juice

      Melon Liqueur, Vodka, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup, Soda, 2 Gummy Sandworms (2oz)

      $10

    • Blade Runner

      White Rum, Coconut Rum, Orange, Pineapple, Lime and Grenadine (2oz)

      $10

    • Romulan Ale

      Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Blue Curacao, Lemon Juice, Soda, Dilithium Crystals (2oz)

      $10

    • Coffee A La Crow

      Kahluah, Bailey's, Coffee, Whipped Cream, Highly Keepable Mug for +$10. (2oz)

      $10

    • Corpse Reanimator

      Gin, Lillet, Triple Sec, Absinthe, Lemon, Brain that "fell off a truck" somewhere, some "lectricity and stuff" (2oz)

      $12

    • Release The Kraken

      Kraken Rum, Absinthe, Lime, Ginger Beer, Sweat of Harry Hamlin (2oz)

      $12

    • The Great Old One

      A classic non-Euclidean cocktail from beyond space and time. Hickory-smoked Bourbon, brown sugar, orange and angostura bitters, essence of Shoggoth (2oz)

      $14

    • Miskatonic Gin

      Empress 1908 Gin, Fever Tree Elderflower tonic, lemon juice, Lavendar Citrus Bitters ( 1.5oz)

      $16

    • Infinity Shots

      It's a snap to order these six bubbling, glowing shots, fit for a Mad Titan. Can only be harnessed by 3 or more galactic tyrants. Mind, Spirit, Space, Time, Power, Reality (oh and some alcohol) (6oz)

      $36

    • Pan Galactic

      For 2+ humanoid lifeforms. Ol' Janx Spirit, Arcturan Mega-gin, Fallian marsh gas, Qualactin Hypermint extract (5oz)

      $38

    MOCKTAILS

    • Mister Nickel's Mango Meanie

      For when you need a mean encyclopedic knowledge of pop-culture and general nerdom. Mango juice, pineapple juice, ginger ale, dry ice.

      $6

    • Potion of Power / Gamma Juice Share Bowls

      Perfect for younger heroes, or those who wish to keep their wits about them, this glowing, bubbling beverage for two comes in pink OR green! Orange juice, pineapple juice, 7UP, mystical powers, gamma rays.

      $12

    DRAUGHT BEER

    All of our Draught Beers are available in 16oz for $7, 20oz for $9, and 60oz for $26.

    • Beau's - Lug Tred Kolsch

    • Collective Arts - Jam Up The Mash Sour

    • Cowbell - Bobcat Red Ale

    • Phillips - Phoenix Tears Lager

    • Rainhard - Kapow IPA

    • Side Launch - Side Launch Wheat

    • Brickworks - Brickworks 1904 Dry Cider

    CANNED BEER/CIDER

    • Blood Brothers - Blood Light Pale Ale

      355ml

      $7

    • Blood Brothers - Gothicus Nitro Porter

      355ml

      $9

    • Collective Arts - Audio Visual Lager

      473ml

      $9

    • Collective Arts - Jam Up The Mash Sour

      473ml

      $9

    • Collective Arts - Stranger Than Fiction Porter

      473ml

      $9

    • Guinness - Stout

      473ml

      $9

    • Phillips - Electric Unicorn White IPA

      473ml

      $9

    • Side Launch - North Bound Lager

      473ml

      $9

    • Grolsch Non-Alcoholic

      473ml

      $6

    • Brickworks - 1904

      473ml

      $9

    • Brickworks - Lemonade Radler

      473ml

      $9

    • Brickworks - Stadium Peach Cider

      473ml

      $9

    • White Claw - Black Cherry

      473ml

      $8

    • White Claw - Mango 473ml

      473ml

      $8

    • White Claw - Natural Lime

      473ml

      $8

    DO YOU DARE TO DRINK WITH DESTINY?

    1 DICE WITH DESTINY | Ask your server for the infamous 20-sided die.

    2 ROLL THE BONES | Get Lucky! If you roll a natural 20 you get to keep the shot glass!

    3 FACE YOUR FATE | Enjoy the shooter the Lords of Chaos have selected for you

    $6 per roll (keep the D20). $7 if you defy the Gods of Chance and select your own shot.

    • 1 CRITICAL MISS!

      Well, you can’t win them all. El Jimador Tequila, Tabasco, Tiamat’s Bile (1oz)

    • 2 CAESAR'S REVENGE

      You maniacs! Banana Liqueur, Crown Royal (1oz)

    • 3 THE JACK BURTON

      Everybody relax, I’m here. Amaretto, dropped into cola and lager (1oz)

    • 4 THE MACHETE

      Machete don’t drink layered shooters. El Jimador Tequila and lime wedge (1oz)

    • 5 THE DARK KNIGHT

      Does it come in black? Kahlua, Baileys (1oz)

    • 6 VULCAN MINDMELD

      My mind, to your mind. My thoughts to your thoughts. Creme de Menthe, Creme de Cacao (1oz)

    • 7 SNOW CRASH

      "To condense fact from the vapor of nuance.” Sambuca, Baileys (1oz)

    • 8 PICKLE RICK

      Not an excuse for trying to avoid therapy. Jameson whiskey, pickle juice (1oz)

    • 9 DISTRICT 9

      Good for humans and prawn alike. Creme de Cacao, Kraken rum (1oz)

    • THE MATRIX

      “No one can be told what the Matrix is...” Grenadine, Blue Curacao, Vodka (1oz)

    • 11 BLAIR WITCH

      “It’s not the same log, Mike...” Frangelico, lime (1oz)

    • 12 KATNISS EVERDEEN

      “I volunteer as Tribute for District 12!” Creme de cacao, Frangelico (1oz)

    • 13 JULES VERNE

      From the Earth to the Moon! Butter Ripple Schnapps, Captain Morgan Spiced Rum (1oz)

    • 14 ADMIRAL ACKBAR

      It’s not a trap! Fireball whiskey, peppermint schnapps (1oz)

    • 15 XENOMORPH BRAIN FLUID

      “Its structural perfection is matched only by it's hostility." Creme de Cacao, Blue Curacao, Grenadine, Baileys (1oz)

    • 16 SONIC SCREWDRIVER

      “Who looked at that and thought, oh, maybe it should be more sonic?" Absolut Mandarin, orange juice, sonic (1oz)

    • 17 KHAL DROGO

      Our moon and stars. Malibu Coconut rum, peach schnapps (1oz)

    • 18 SITH LORD

      Peace is a lie. There is only passion. Feel the power of the Dark Side. Jägermeister, hate (1oz)

    • 19 SMAUG'S GOLDEN HOARD

      We’re the dragon that hoards shots. Sambuca, Goldschläger (1oz)

    • 20 CRITICAL HIT!

      A supersized mega-shot and you get to keep the shot glass! You can’t choose this shot, you have to get lucky.. Vodka, lemon, sugar frosting (2oz)

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