580 Church St, Toronto, ON M4Y 2E5 (416) 367-2769
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View the menu below or "Download PDF" for our in-seat dining menu as of today. For the Dungeon Burger Sheet, check the next menu tab!

We will be updating our offering as we go, so check back here before your next visit.

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Bits 'n Bites

Appetizers and Small Plates

  • Legendary Chickpea Fries

    A Storm Crow classic! Like regular fries, but bigger, made from chickpea batter. Served with vegan sriracha aioli. Gluten Friendly. Vegan.

    $11

  • Sweet n’ Spicy Chicken Bites

    Sugar. Spice. And everything Nice. Sure, these bites may not be big-eyed (we think!) and have superpowers, but they come recommended by Mojo Jojo themself! Ask your server about our vegan tofu alternative. Make it a meal with Cilantro Jasmine Rice. Vegan Possible.

    $14.50

    Add Cilantro Jasmine Rice $3

  • Calamari of Cthulhu

    Tasty strips of squid steaks, marinated in buttermilk and battered in seasoned flour. Fried up and served with not one but two sauces - zesty preserved lemon aioli and a spicy andouille sausage ragu. Cthulhu fhtagn! Ia! Ia!

    $17

  • Dungeon Poutine

    You can get yourself a classic poutine with gravy and squeaky cheese curds, OR add in some bacon, some sunny-side eggs, some pickled jalapeños. Get creative. It's your poutine, after all. Gluten Friendly Possible. Vegan Possible.

    $15

    Base (choose 1): Shoestring Fries

    Base (choose 1): Cubed Home Fries $2

    Cheese (choose 1): Cheese Curds or Mozzarella or Vegan Cheese

    Gravy (choose 1): Chicken Gravy or Beef Gravy or Vegan Gravy

    Choose your Protein: Two Sunny-side Eggs or Fried Pepperoni, Smashed Patty, or Chunky Double-Smoked Bacon $3.50

    Choose your Protein: Tex Mex or Honey Garlic Chicken, BBQ Pulled Pork, or Jerk Jackfruit $5

    Choose your Protein: Impossible Vegan Patty or Beyond Meat Sausage or Fried Chicken Breast or Baked Chicken Breast $6

    Choose your Condiments: Banana Peppers, Caramelized Onions, Sauerkraut, or Fried Jalapenos $0.50

  • Burnsides’ Chicken Wings

    Rush in and grab these sizzled up chicken wings served with house-made dill ranch and tossed in your choice of sauce: House-made Doom, Pineapple Habanero, Rum BBQ, Honey Garlic, Salt & Pepper, Miso Glaze.

    $16

    Extra Sauce $1

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  • Marvel-ous Baked Brie

    Higher, further, faster, cheesier! Blast off with our delicious baked brie and caramelised onion wrapped in puff pastry, served with a seasonal compote and mixed green salad tossed with maple balsamic vinaigrette.

    $28

  • King Shark-uterie Platter

    Nom, Nom! The perfect platter for your favourite squad features prosciutto, soppressata, manchego, and brie. Finished with grapes, cranberry compote, jalapeno jam, house-made pickled vegetables, and sourdough bread.

    $35

Salads

  • House Atreides Salad

    He who controls the salad controls the universe. A traditional Caladan meal with mesclun mix, baby kale, watermelon radish, heirloom carrots, cherry tomato and cucumber tossed with carrot and ginger dressing. Gluten-friendly. Vegan.

    $13.50

    Add Avocado $2

    Add Fried or Baked Chicken Breast $6

    Add Cajun Shrimp 5 pcs $4

    Add Impossible Burger or Beyond Meat Sausage $6

  • The Wedge Antilles

    Look at the size of that thing! A wedge salad worthy of the Rebellion, with iceberg lettuce, pickled red onion, celery, red grapes, pear and blue cheese crumble, served with our dill ranch dressing and sprinkled with maple walnuts. Gluten-Friendly

    $14

    Add Avocado $2

    Add Fried or Baked Chicken Breast $6

    Add Cajun Shrimp 5pcs $4

    Add Impossible Vegan Burger or Beyond Meat Sausage $6

  • Romero Caesar Salad

    Come, my comic cohorts in crime and croûtons! This savory salad will hold your taste buds for ransom with fresh romaine hearts, sourdough croûtons, double smoked bacon and grana padano, tossed in our house-made Caesar dressing. Gluten-Friendly Possible.

    $14.50

    Add Avocado $2

    Add Fried or Baked Chicken Breast $6

    Add Cajun Shrimp 5 pcs $4

    Add Impossible Vegan Burger or Beyond Meat Sausage $6

Dragon Bowl-Z

Healthy, Fresh Bowls

  • Chi-Chi's Chicken Bowl

    The mother of all Dragon Bowls contains scrumptious amounts of baby kale, romaine, edamame, red pepper, carrots, pickled red cabbage and is finished with a japanese-style honey-sesame wafu dressing and garnished with black sesame seeds. Gluten-Friendly

    $17

    Add Avocado $2

    Add Fried Soy Chilli Tofu $4

    Add Beyond Meat Sausage or Impossible Vegan Burger $6

    Add Baked or Fried Chicken Breast $6

    Add Cajun Shrimp 5pcs $4

  • Nappa's Saiyan-Slaw Bowl

    Get a taste of real power with this savoury slaw bowl heaped with napa and red cabbage, shrimp, pickled carrots, green onions, pickled red onion, crispy noodles, tossed with tamari ginger sesame dressing and topped with crushed peanuts. Gluten-Friendly Possible

    $18

    Add Avocado $2

    Add Fried Soy Chili Tofu $4

    Add Fried Chicken Thigh or Baked Chicken Breast $5

    Add Impossible Vegan Burger or Beyond Meat Sausage $6

    Add Cajun Shrimp 5pcs $4

  • Vegeta-Bowl with Noodles

    A vegan feast fit for a Saiyan prince! Soba noodles tossed with a rich house-made peanut sauce, a variety of fresh veggies and classic herbs. You might even say its deliciousness level is... over 9000! Vegan. Gluten-friendly.

    $16

    Add Avocado $2

    Fried Soy Chilli Tofu $4

    Add Beyond Meat Sausage or Impossible Vegan Burger $6

    Add Baked or Fried Chicken Breast $6

    Add Cajun Shrimp 5pcs $4

  • Tex-Mex Krillin’d Chicken Bowl

    Nothing short about this bowl here! A mighty bowl rivaling Goku's bowl filled with spicy dark chicken meat, roasted corn, black beans and tomatoes, all on top of cilantro rice. Topped with avocado, crispy corn tortillas and a zesty lime aioli!

    $16

    Add Avocado $2

    Add Fried Soy Chilli Tofu $4

    Add Beyond Meat Sausage or Impossible Vegan Burger $6

    Add Baked or Fried Chicken Breast $6

    Add Cajun Shrimp 5pcs $4

Mega Bites

Smash Burgers & Sandwiches

All of our burgers and sandwiches come with your choice of house-punched Fries or House Salad. All our burgers are served on a Martin's Potato bun (contains sesame and milk products). When seeking adventure you can upgrade to Caesar Salad or Chickpea Fries for +$3 or Poutine for +$4.95.

  • Gamma Burger

    Irradiated, yes, but only with the most delicious of mutagenic cosmic beams! Transform yourself with two smashed beef patties, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles and house made burger sauce, served with your choice of side. Gluten Friendly Possible.

    $18

  • Dungeon Burger

    Let the capricious whims of Fate build your burger. Will it be beef? Chicken? Loin of Bugbear with a Gelatinous Cube demi-glace? Probably not that one, BUT WHO KNOWS? Comes with a collectible trading card because every dungeon needs loot. Ready to roll? Ask your server for a Dungeon Burger sheet and a D20. $17 and up. Gluten Friendly Possible. Vegan Possible.

    $18.50

  • HULK SMASH! Burger

    This incredible burger will sate your hulking hunger! Triple smashed beef patties, triple cheddar cheese, bacon, bread and butter pickles, housemade burger sauce and your choice of (avenging) side-kick! Gluten Friendly Possible.

    $22

  • Reu-Bender Sandwich

    Sure, this sandwich will never be as popular as our "Clay-Aiken" Chicken Sandwich, but it's still a winner in its own way. Marble rye bread, 6oz smoked meat, sauerkraut, house-made thousand island dressing, Swiss cheese, pickle spear. Served with your choice of side.

    $19

  • Botany Bay Burger

    This veggie burger has been augmented to be far superior! A delectable Impossible burger vegan patty topped with avocado, caramelized onion and house-made vegan sriracha aioli on a vegan-friendly bun. You’ll be yelling, “KHAAAAAAAN I have another?” Vegan. Gluten Friendly Possible.

    $20

  • Chaos Chicken Sandwich of Tzeentch

    A magical chicken sandwich blessed by the changer of ways to delight your eyes AND mouth. Chaos serves this seasoned crispy fried boneless breast with mayo and lettuce on a toasted potato bun.

    $17.50

  • Appa's Korean Fried Chicken Sandwich

    Our Korean-inspired fried chicken sandwich is gossip-worthy and delicious enough to make the Baby Jesus cry. Crispy fried boneless chicken breast, kimchi-slaw, pickled carrots and gochujang aioli on a toasted potato bun.

    $18.50

  • Pulled Pigs in Space Sandwich

    ...and now another episode of PULLED PIGS IN SPACE: We take our house-made braised pork and launch it into a wormhole for optimal pulling effects, top it with pickled red cabbage slaw, BBQ sauce and serve it all on a toasted potato bun-ship.

    $17.50

  • Druid Burger

    Wield the power of nature with our jerk-flavoured jackfruit burger, garnished with vegan coleslaw and sauced with house-made BBQ sauce. Served on a vegan-friendly bun.

    $17.50

Mains

  • Paladin Pesto Pappardelle

    Uphold justice and righteousness with our virtuous pappardelle dish. Made with guanciale (cured pork cheek), peas and cherry tomatoes in pesto. Served with garlicky baguette.

    $21

  • Pad Thai Fighter

    Grand Moff Tarkin’s favourite dish on the Death Star, this spicy noodle bowl will crush the rebellion of your hunger in one delicious stroke! House-made coconut sauce, tofu, carrots and red peppers conquer a bed of rice noodles. Garnished with lime, cilantro, and crushed peanuts. Vegan

    $18

    Add Chicken Breast $6

    Add Shrimp 5pcs $4

  • Swamp Thing's Louisiana Linguine

    Straight outta the bayou, this mouthwatering linguine dish is made with shrimp and squid, cherry tomatoes, cajun cream sauce, grana padano cheese and yes, some slightly sinister spinach. Comes with garlicky baguette and an ominous banjo twang.

    $21

  • Innsmouth-Style Fish & Chips

    This New England pub favourite comes to the Storm Crow. Devour a Deep One’s catch of fresh beer-battered cod, served with tartar sauce, crispy fries and coleslaw.

    $18

    Add a second piece of fish $5

  • Chicken Tendies

    Like Chicken Nuggies, but BIGGER! Suitable for minions and high level demons alike. Enjoy these tendies with your choice of side. Served with sauced plums. Or, make Buzz proud of your plant-based life style and substitute for Beyond Tendies (+$3). To Infinity and Beyond!

    $16

Church of Pizza | Pies From Above

All of our pies are 12” (eight slices), and are topped with a roasted garlic bulb. (GF) Cauliflower Crust available upon request +$4 Like all of our food, our pizza dough is made with fresh, quality ingredients. We proudly use “00” flour from Italy. Our pizza sauce is made in house to give our guests a true authentic pizza experience.

  • Pizza Lunch Special (12-4 p.m.)

    Includes an 8” version of any of our Pies From Above and your choice of Fries or House Salad. Dine-in only.

    $17

    Upgrade to Caesar Salad or Chickpea Fries $3

    Upgrade to Poutine $4.95

  • The Virgin Margherita

    House-made tomato sauce, fior di latte and sprinkled with maldon salt. Topped with basil-infused oil.

    $17

  • Pope-rroni Pie

    House-made tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, Ezzo pepperoni.

    $19

  • Tabernac!

    House-made tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, Montreal smoked meat, sliced pickles. Topped with mustard.

    $19

  • Garden of Eatin’

    House-made tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, banana peppers, roasted cremini mushrooms, roasted portobello mushrooms, spinach, and chives.

    $19

  • Forbidden Fruit

    White sauce, pear, prosciutto, goat cheese and extra virgin oil.

    $20

  • Praise Chees-us! Our (Beefy) Savior!

    House-made tomato sauce, ground beef, red onion, pickle, shredded cheddar and mozzarella.

    $19

  • Blessed Bianca

    White sauce*, mozzarella, brie and smoked bacon. *White sauce contains chili flakes.

    $19

  • Our pizza, who ART Hawaiian

    House-made tomato sauce, mozzarella, pineapple, peameal bacon and chili flakes.

    $19

  • The Thirteenth Apostle

    Spicy house-made tomato sauce, hot italian sausage, guanciale, fior di latte, pickled jalapeno, topped with pineapple habanero sauce. *Spicy

    $19

  • Build Your Own Holy Pie

    Custom 12" Pie (8 slices).

    Choose your Crust: Regular

    Choose your Crust: Gluten Friendly Cauliflower Crust $4

    Choose your Sauce: House-made Tomato Sauce (V) or Spiced house-made Tomato Sauce (V)

    Choose your Sauce: Vegan Mushroom Sauce $1

    Choose your Cheese: Mozzarella or Vegan Cheese

    Double your cheese: Fior Di Latte Cheese | Mozzarella Cheese | Vegan Cheese | Goat Cheese $4

    Choose your Veggies +$2.50 ea: Spinach, Banana Peppers, Caramelized Onions, Red Onions, Pickled Jalapeños, Cremini Mushrooms, Portobello Mushrooms, Sliced Tomato, Red Peppers, Pineapple $2.50

    Choose your Meat +$4.50 ea: Ezzo Pepperoni, Bacon Strips, Montreal Smoked Meat, Calabrese, Ground Beef, Hot Italian Sausage, Prosciutto $4.50

    Choose your Meat: Beyond Meat Sausage $6

    Baptise your Holy Pie with a dip: Marinara, Dill Ranch, Roasted Garlic Aioli, Vegan Sriracha Aioli, Chili Oil, BBQ Sauce, Creamy Caesar $2

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    • Click "Download PDF" below and let the capricious whims of Fate build your burger.

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    • Scroll below or click "Download PDF" to view our drinks menu as of today; full of smoking, bubbling cocktails and mocktails, collectibles, craft beer and warm libations to get the chill out. 

    We will be expanding our offering as we go, so check back here before your next visit! 

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    Signature Cocktails

    • Red Sangria: Sorcery

      Tap to create one drink, containing Albert Bichot Pinot Noir, Kraken spiced rum, orange juice, cranberry juice, ginger ale, blueberries and oranges. All creatures you control gain flying until end of turn. There is an old saying in Zendikar: drink not the dragon's blood, lest it consume you in turn from within.

      $14

    • White Sangria: Sorcery

      Tap to create one drink, containing Sauvignon Blanc, Lillet, mango juice, orange juice, ginger ale, oranges and strawberries. All creatures you control are indestructible until end of turn. It is well-known in the secret pubs of Ravnica: order this the night before a battle, and you'll live to see the next day’s sunset.

      $14

    • Peach's Bourbon Lychee Iced Tea (2oz)

      Sorry, your princess is in another castle enjoying this delicious drink! Jim Beam, Peach Schnapps, Soho Lychee Liqueur, Iced Tea, Lemon Juice.

      $12

    • pi Me to the Moon (2oz)

      We are pretty certain Archimedes would constantly drink this if it existed back then. Exactly 3.1415 ingredients go into this mathematically balanced cocktail with a perfect lemon meringue flavor. Gin, egg whites, lemon vanilla syrup.

      $14

    • Butterbeer (2oz)

      A traditional wizarding beverage that will have you speaking parseltongue in no time! Butterscotch Schnapps, Rootbeer, Liquid Ice Cream*, Magic Stuff*, Can be made vegan upon request.**

      $11

    • Beetle Juice (2oz)

      Say the name three times (c'mon, just do it!), and let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose from this post-modern cocktail of the afterlife - it's showtime! Green Apple Sour Puss, Vodka, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup, Soda, 2 Gummy Sandworms.

      $12

      Dry Ice

    • Blade Runner (2oz)

      If there was a Voight-Kampff test for flavour, this tropical-style rum cocktail would pass it. Guaranteed to be so delicious that your memory of it will never be lost in time, like tears in rain. White Rum, Coconut Rum, Orange, Pineapple, Lime and Grenadine.

      $12

    • Romulan Ale (2oz)

      Banned in the Federation since 2285, but obtained by Storm Crow mixologists after death-defying adventures. We are proud to make this rare refreshment available once more. Vodka, Blue Curacao, Peach Schnapps, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup.

      $12

      Dry Ice

    • Release The Kraken (2oz)

      The Kraken is invincible! 100 men could not defeat him! Kraken Rum, Absinthe, Lime, Ginger Beer, Sweat of Harry Hamlin.

      $13

      Dry Ice

    • The Great Old One (2oz)

      A classic non-Euclidean cocktail from beyond space and time. Hickory-smoked Bourbon, simple syrup, orange and angostura bitters, essence of Shoggoth.

      $14

    • Miskatonic Gin (1.5oz)

      Quench your eldritch thirst with this experimental new beverage! A test tube of royal blue Empress 1908 Gin is combined with artisanal Fever Tree Elderflower Tonic, lemon juice and Lavender Citrus Bitters, to create a crisp yet soul-chilling cocktail.

      $17

      Dry Ice

    • Angels Take Manhattan (2oz)

      Don’t blink, just drink this smokey apple Manhattan made with Apple Crown Royal, sweet Vermouth and smoked apple bitters. This Doctor-inspired drink is served in a smokey glass dome because, well, domes are cool.

      $17

    • Coffee à la Crow (2oz)

      Caffeine to rouse your dead soul, booze to kill the pain of being alive. Kahlua, Bailey's, Coffee, Whipped Cream. Highly keep-able thermal mug for an additional $5!

      $12

    • Bananas in Pajamas (2oz) - Crafted by Caitlin A.

      Make your way to Cuddles Avenue with a stack of munchy honeycakes to enjoy with this sweet espresso martini! No named bananas were harmed in the making of this drink. Espresso, Crème de Banane, Kahlua, Bailey's. Finished with cinnamon.

      $15

    • The Mind Flayer (2oz) - Crafted by Alex G.

      Whether you secretly identitify as demogorgan or not, prepare to join our Hive Mind! Your tastebuds will be turned upside down. Sorry. Psychic powers not included. Maybe. Melon liquer, Alberta Premium Rye, Citric Acid, Grenadine.

      $15

    Shareables

    • Dark Side Bowl (6oz)

      Don't underestimate the power the of Dark Side. We've searched through every den of scum and villainy to find the most fearsome drink in the Empire. Captain Morgan's Dark Rum, Southern Comfort Whiskey, Pineapple Juice, Lemon Juice, Orange Juice, 7-Up.

      $36

    • Infinity Shots (6oz)

      It's a snap to order these six bubbling, glowing shots, fit for a Mad Titan. Can only be harnessed by two or more galactic tyrants. Mind, Spirit, Space, Time, Power, Reality (oh and some alcohol)

      $36

    • Valley o' Plenty

      Toss a coin to your Witcher (and Knight!) Six cans of your choice from our Cider/Cans menu! *SPOILER* This choice could impact your end game.

      $42

    Mocktails

    • Mister Nickel's Mango Meanie

      For when you need a mean encyclopedic knowledge of general nerdom. Mango juice, pineapple juice, ginger ale, dry ice.

      $7

      Dry Ice

    • Muggle Butterbeer

      Butterbeer without alcohol but with magical stuffs. Root Beer, liquid ice cream*, patronus, *can be made dairy-free with soy milk.

      $7

    • Potion of Power

      Perfect for younger heroes, or those who wish to keep their wits about them, this glowing, bubbling beverage for two contains orange juice, pineapple juice, 7UP, grenadine, mystical powers, gamma rays.

      $12

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    Beer, Wine and Spirits

    Draught Beer

    16 oz. - $8 | 20 oz. - $10 | 60 oz. - $28

    • Cowbell Brewing - Shindig Lager

    • Karbon - J.E.D.I. IPA

    • Cowbell Brewing - Bobcat Red Ale

    • Bellwoods Brewery - Jelly King Sour

    • Mill Street - Tea Time Lemon Wheat

    • Brickworks - Brickworks 1904 Dry Cider

    • Rotational Taps - Ask Your Knight!

    CANNED BEERS & SELTZERS

    • Collective Arts - Stranger Than Fiction Porter (473ml)

      $9

    • Karbon Brewery - Jedi IPA (473ml)

      $9

    • Karbon Brewery - Helios Helles Lager (473ml)

      $9

    • Mill Street - Pilsner (473ml)

      $9

    • Brickworks - Stadium Peach Cider (473ml)

      $9

    • Brickworks - Batch: 1904 Cider (473ml)

      $9

    • Kensington Brewery - Mango Lychee Seltzer (473ml)

      $9

    • Kensington Brewery - Peach Lavender Seltzer (473ml)

      $9

    • Cowbell - Hijinx Peach Cosmo Hard Seltzer (473ml)

      $9

    • Smirnoff Ice - Peach Lemonade (473ml)

      $9

    • Smirnoff Ice - Pink Lemonade (473ml)

      $9

    • Partake - Non-Alcoholic Pale Ale

      $7

    Wine

    Red Wine

    • Bread and Butter - Cabernet Sauvignon, California

      5 oz. $12

      8 oz. $16

      Bottle $40

    • Albert Bichot - Pinot Noir, France

      5 oz. $13

      8 oz. $17

      Bottle $44

    White Wine

    • Bread and Butter - Chardonnay, California

      5 oz. $12

      8 oz. $16

      Bottle $40

    • 16 Rongopai - Sauvignon Blanc, New Zealand

      5 oz. $10

      8 oz. $14

      Bottle $35

    ROSÉ WINE

    • Megalomaniac Homegrown Rose, Niagara

      5 oz. $10

      8 oz. $14

      Bottle $40

    Sparkling Wine

    • Toro Bravo Secco - Spain

      6 oz. $10

      Bottle $35

    Spirits

    • Well (1oz)

      $7

    • Double Well (2oz)

      $12

    • Premium (1oz) - $9+

    Non-Alcoholic

    • Coffee or Tea

      $3

    • Partake - Non-Alcoholic Pale Ale

      $7

    Prices are subject to applicable taxes.

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    • DO YOU DARE TO DRINK WITH DESTINY?

    1 DICE WITH DESTINY | Ask your server for the infamous 20-sided die.

    2 ROLL THE BONES | Get Lucky! If you roll a natural 20 you get to keep the shot glass!

    3 FACE YOUR FATE | Enjoy the shooter the Lords of Chaos have selected for you

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    Random Shots

    $6 per roll. $7 if you defy the Gods of Chance and select your own shot. All prices subject to applicable taxes.

    • 1: CRITICAL MISS! 1 oz.

      Well, you can’t win them all. El Jimador Tequila, Tabasco, Tiamat’s Bile

    • 2: CAESAR'S REVENGE - 1 oz.

      You maniacs! Banana Liqueur, Crown Royal

    • 3: THE JACK BURTON - 1 oz.

      Everybody relax, I’m here. Amaretto, dropped into Cola and Lager

    • 4: THE MACHETE - 1 oz.

      Machete don’t drink layered shooters. El Jimador Tequila and Lime Wedge

    • 5: THE DARK KNIGHT* - 1 oz

      Does it come in black? Kahlua, Baileys *Contains traces of hazelnut.

    • 6: BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY - 1 oz.

      There’s no intelligent life down here! Bailey's, Kahlua, Banana Liqueur

    • 7: SNOW CRASH** - 1 oz.

      “To condense fact from the vapor of nuance.” Sambuca, Baileys **Contains dairy.

    • 8: PICKLE RICK - 1 oz.

      Not an excuse for trying to avoid therapy. Jameson whiskey, pickle juice

    • 9: ANDUIN'S HOPE - 1 oz.

      Stand as one...FOR THE ALLIANCE! Creme de Cacao, Blue Curacao

    • 10: THE MATRIX - 1 Oz.

      “No one can be told what the Matrix is...” Grenadine, Blue Curacao, Vodka

    • 11: KITANA'S KISS - 1 oz.

      The sweetest fatality. Southern Comfort, Amaretto

    • 12: KATNISS EVERDEEN* - 1 oz.

      “I volunteer as Tribute for District 12!” Creme de Cacao, Butter Ripple *Contains traces of hazelnut.

    • 13: JULES VERNE - 1 oz.

      From the Earth to the Moon! Butter Ripple Schnapps, Captain Morgan Spiced Rum

    • 14: ADMIRAL ACKBAR - 1 oz.

      It’s not a trap! Fireball Whiskey, Peppermint Schnapps

    • 15: XENOMORPH BRAIN FLUID** - 1 oz

      “Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility." Creme de Cacao, Blue Curacao, Grenadine, Baileys **Contains dairy.

    • 16: SONIC SCREWDRIVER - 1 oz.

      “Who looked at that and thought, oh, maybe it should be more sonic?" Absolut Citron, Orange Juice, Sonic

    • 17: KHAL DROGO - 1 oz.

      Our moon and stars. Malibu Coconut Rum, Peach Schnapps

    • 18: SITH LORD - 1 oz.

      Peace is a lie. There is only passion. Feel the power of the Dark Side. Jägermeister, Hate

    • 19: SMAUG'S GOLDEN HOARD - 1 oz.

      We’re the dragon that hoards shots. Sambuca, Goldschläger

    • 20: CRITICAL HIT! - 2 Oz.

      A supersized mega-shot and you get to keep the shot glass! You can’t choose this shot, you have to get lucky... Vodka, Lemon, Sugar Frosting

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    • *NEW* Wibbly Wobbly Panna Cotta 12

    The doctor’s favourite dessert! House-made panna cotta topped with mixed berries compote.

    *NEW* Vegan Chocolate Cake a la Troi 12

    I know what you’re thinking, and so does this dessert. A sacred recipe passed down through the daughters of the Fifth House of Betazed, this chocolate cake will leave you feeling fully counselled.

    The (Cheese)cake is a Lie!  12

    Take a Portal and escape with a slice of our New York-style cheesecake. Enjoy it plain or choose from chocolate, house-made caramel or raspberry sauces. Best enjoyed single player, but co-op campaign available too!




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    Whether you're an early morning riser or early afternoon, we have your first meal of the day right here! AVAILABLE 12PM - 3PM - SATURDAYS & SUNDAYS (+ STAT HOLIDAYS).

    Scroll below or click "Download PDF"  to view our Brunch menu as of today. 

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    Eat

    • Benedict Croissanderbatch

      Like its namesake, a beautiful classic with a lovely posh twist! Two perfectly done poached eggs served on a halved baked-in house croissant with peameal bacon, hollandaise and a heaping side of brunch potatoes.

      $16

    • Avo-Kaiju Toast

      Genetically engineered by the Precursors to help you as a mighty Kaiju on your path of destruction: toasted sourdough bread topped with smashed avocado, tomatoes, sliced radishes, arugula, sunny-side egg and finished with maldon sea salt. Served with cajun brunch potatoes.

      $14

    • Smurfberry Pancakes

      You’ll be seeing blue after consuming this stack of fluffy flapjacks topped with blueberry compote and served with maple syrup on the side!

      $14

    • Leeloo Breakfast Multipass

      A meal suitable for a Supreme Being served however you want it! Two eggs cooked any style with your choice of protein (peameal bacon, smoked bacon, turkey sausage) and choice of toast (sourdough, texas toast, marble rye). Served with brunch potatoes. Add a coffee for, one might even say, a fifth element of brunch.

      $15

    • Smokey Bear’s Favourite Brisket Hash

      REMEMBER! Only you can prevent hangovers...by consuming this meaty cure made with Montreal smoked brisket, house-made rum BBQ sauce, potatoes, corn and black beans. Served with toasted sourdough and two poached eggs on top and finished with hollandaise.

      $17

    • Brunch Add-ons

      Peameal Bacon $3

      Bacon $2

      Turkey Sausage $2

      Any Style Egg $2

    Drink

    • The Aquaman a.k.a. Jason "Mimosa"

      Enough to sate the thirst of the King of Atlantis! Torro Bravo Secco and choice of orange juice or grapefruit juice.

      $9

      Bottle for the Table $35

    • Caesar's Escape

      A drink suitable for the finest ape on the planet... or, we suppose, humans could have one too, we guess. Walters caesar mix, vodka (1oz), tabasco, worcestershire sauce, pepper, spicy green bean. Contains absolutely no ALZ-113.

      $12

      Make it a double +$5

    • Coffee a la Crow

      Caffeine to rouse your dead soul, booze to kill the pain of being alive. Kahlua, Bailey's, Coffee, Whipped Cream. +$5 for a HIGHLY KEEPABLE THERMAL MUG!!!

      $12

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    • For hobbits, dwarves, gnomes, fairies, goblins, and humanoid children. 

    Featuring small portions for our diminutive adventuring friends under 12 years old!


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    STORM CROW SMALL ADVENTURERS MENU

    Kids meals come with a choice of Pop or Juice to drink and a scoop of Vanilla Ice Cream for dessert.

    • MAMA CROW’S OL’ FASHIONED GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH

      Grilled cheese made by Mama Crow! Served with choice of side. Vegan Possible.

      $13

    • CHEF LYNN GWEENY’S PASTA OF THE DAY

      Feeling saucy? Slurp up some linguine noodles cooked in yummy Tomato or Butter Parmesan sauce!

      $13

    • HI FIVE GHOST CHICKEN TENDIES OF CLAPPIN'

      Chicken Tendies?! High fives all around! Served with plum sauce and choice of side.

      $13

    • OWLBEAR SMASHED BURGER

      A burger made perfectly sized for hungry, young Owlbears of different sizes and ferocities! Served with choice of side.

      $13

    • MINI ME’S BREAKFAST MEAL

      Available during Brunch hours (Saturdays, Sundays + Stat Holidays). We’ve used our shrink ray in our kitchen to make our classic breakfast manageable for your little ones! Served with toast, one egg, bacon, breakfast taters! Vegan Possible.

      $13

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