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Data Chips & Salsa

A positronic matrix of tortilla chips and a selection of fascinating Mad Mexican artisan salsas that will leave you feeling fully functional...

$10

gluten free, vegan

Add guacamole for $2

Anti-Vampire Cheesy Garlic Bread

Blah! Your first defense against the masquerade: gooey cheddar and mozzarella melted onto a garlic-buttered French bread.

$8

gluten free

To improve strength, add bacon bits for $2

Scotch Dragon's Egg

We pulled this dragon's egg from the fires of Valyria, each one breaded, encrusted in fennel sausage, nested on a bed of arugula and topped with pickled red onion. Served with Dijon aioli on the side.

$9

Legendary Chickpea Fries

A Storm Crow classic! Like regular fries, but bigger, made from chickpea batter, and stacked in a weird, non-Euclidean geometry. Comes with spicy sriracha aioli or vegan sriracha aioli.

$9

gluten free, vegan

Teenage Mutant Ninja Pickles

Katana-quartered pickles fried up in a manner so delicious it’s like a roundhouse kick of flavour to your face! Served with house-made cowabunga ranch dipping sauce and a rendition of Ice Ice Baby.

$10

vegetarian

Rebel X-Wings

These crispy wings will take you through the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs! Tossed in your choice of: Han’s Honey Chipotle Lime, Outer Rim Apple BBQ, Salacious Crumb Curry Dry Rub or Death Star Sauce (warning: so spicy, it could blow up a planet!). Going too fast? Jump out of light-speed with our Crait Salt & Pepper or Frank’s Red Hot options!

$15

gluten free

mini-Nacho One

Your partner all tied up battling Judge Death? Or perhaps afflicted by the 2T(Fru)T Mega Virus? Then why not get your own... personal... nachos

$17

gluten free, vegan

Add guacamole for $2

Add pulled pork or pulled jackfruit for $4

Wolverine Poutine

Snikkt! You feeling feisty, bub? Well, bust out the adamantium claws, erm, forks for this Weapon-X of a poutine: your choice of chicken or vegan gravy, squeaky cheese curds or vegan cheese on crispy fresh-made fries.

$10

gluten free, vegan

Add crispy bacon bits for $2

Add BBQ pulled pork or pulled BBQ jackfruit for $4

MEGA-Nacho One

Take the megway to a metropolis FOR TWO where melted cheese is the law! More addictive than Boing®, we’ve stacked the tortilla chips skyscraper high and gave them with the best drokkin’ topping choices from this side of the Cursed Earth: roasted corn, black beans, red onions and pickled jalapeños. Served with totally legal salsa and sour cream.

$24

gluten free, vegan

Add guacamole for $2

Add pulled pork or pulled jackfruit for $4

Kale & Romero Caesar Salad

BIFF! POW! ZLOT! Come, my comic cohorts in crime and croûtons! This savory salad will hold your taste buds for ransom with a blend of crisp kale and fresh romaine hearts, house-made Caesar dressing, sourdough croûtons, bacon bits and Grana Padano.

$15

gluten free

Smurfberry Salad

Be Smurf, is this salad good! It's got only the smurfiest ingredients sourced from the enchanted wood; mesclun greens, radish, cucumber, carrots, sunflower seeds, pea shoots and a delicious smurfberry (blueberry) vinaigrette. It'll have you singing tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la all the surf-long day!

$12

gluten free, vegan

Amnesty Lodge French Onion Soup*

No chicanery here, just a super secret recipe for the mouths of the Pine Guard only: sautéed onions simmered in savory beef broth, topped with baguette crostini smothered in gooey Gruyère cheese and green onion curls. *this menu item has been McElroy approved.

$9

gluten free

Swamp Thing Bayou Chili

Don’t mistake this chili for just a delicious pile of beans, tomatoes, peppers, onions, jalapeños, and more. Slow cooked to perfection, it’ll kick your hunger right in its butt! Served with crispy tortilla chips.

$13

gluten free, vegan

Add 3-cheese blend, vegan cheese or sour cream for $2

Add lamb ragu, pulled pork or pulled BBQ Jackfruit for $4

Daily Feature Soup

Ask a Storm Crow Acolyte about our soup of the day.

$7

THE WARLOCK

We’ve given in to the corruption and summon forth this mix of chili-spiced striploin steak, black beans, corn, pico de Gallo, jalapeno, and three-cheese blend topped with tortilla and cilantro on brown rice. +2 resistance to fel fire as this bowl has some kick on its own!

$18

THE SHAMAN

Re-focus your mind and channel the elements with this rejuvenating mix of edamame beans, sliced radishes, cucumbers with shredded seaweed served on top of sushi rice. Oh, did we forget to mention the Teriyaki-glazed salmon? Protein is important!

$17

THE HUNTER

Stay vigilant and quick with your bow with this mediterranean-themed bowl filled with feta cheese, kalamata olives, red onions and cucumbers! Served over seasoned rice. +2 dexterity because olives are super good for you!

$15

Chicken breast $5

6oz Striploin steak $8

4oz Salmon filet $8

Thunder Burger

Chomp into an electrifying 7 oz beef patty with crispy bacon, melted cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion and Storm Crow special sauce, served on a toasted bun. A burger fit for a god of Thunder.

$16

gluten free

For when your hunger is mighty, add extra patties for (each) $4

Storm Burger

Looking for a bit of a lighter spark...erm, snack? Try our Storm Burger - just like our Thunder burger - but without the bacon and cheese!

$13

gluten free

To Infinity... And Beyond! Burger

It’s hard to protect the Galaxy from the Evil Emperor Zurg when you’re hungry, so we’ve pan-fried a Beyond Meat vegan patty to Galactic Alliance perfection and topped it with tomatoes, lettuce, onions, and house-made vegan sriracha aioli.

$17

Join the Elite Ranks of Star Command by adding frizzled onions, BBQ Sauce and Vegan Cheese! $3

gluten free, vegan

Dungeon Burger

Like a Magic Missile fired into the dark, you won’t know what you’re gonna get! Ask your server for a Dungeon Burger card, a D20, and let the capricious whims of Fate build your burger. Will it be beef? Chicken? Loin of Bugbear with a Gelatinous Cube demi-glace? Probably not that one, BUT WHO KNOWS? Comes with a collectible trading card because every dungeon needs loot.

$18

gluten free, vegan

Chaos Chicken Burger of Tzeentch

A magical chicken sandwich blessed by the changer of ways to delight your eyes AND mouth. Chaos serves this house marinated and seasoned fried or grilled chicken with zesty guacamole, lemon slaw, and sriracha aioli on a toasted bun.

$16

gluten free

BB-Q Continuum Sandwich

We’re not Q-less –we’re omnipotent, mon capitaine: your choice of house-made bbQ pulled pork or vegan bbQ pulled jackfruit topped with pickled slaw on a fresh, toasted bun.

$16

gluten free, vegan

Steak Sandwich of The Slayer

Wrap your hellmouth around and sink your fangs into this sandwich filled with Sunnydale grown arugula, caramelized onions, garlic confit aioli (it burns so good!) and a cooked-to-your-liking steak in the heart of it all.

$18

gluten free

French Dip De Monsieur Mallah

You won’t need an IQ of 178 for this sandwich but you will need a gorilla-sized appetite to finish it! We’ve mad-scienced some ingeniously sliced prime rib and partnered it with Dijon aioli, frizzled onions and melted mozzarella, all on a toasted baguette. Served with house-made beef jus for le dipping.

$17

gluten free

House Clegane Chicken & Biscuits

You’ll be Hound-ing for our harissa honey glazed chicken served with a Mountain of Yukon gold mashed potatoes, 2 biscuits with honey butter and pickled vegetables... not served in Clegane-bowl.

$22

Add delicious chicken gravy for $2

Innsmouth-Style Fish & Chips

This New England pub favourite comes to the Storm Crow. Devour a Deep One’s catch of fresh beer-battered cod, served with tartar sauce and fries.

$18

Add an extra piece of cod for $5

The Salmon of Knowledge

Could this be one true salmon to impact all knowledge of the world just by eating it? I guess there's only one way to find out! Oven-baked and seared to perfection, covered with sweet and spicy pineapple salsa and served on a quinoa pilaf with seasonal vegetables. So good it will have you saying "So long, and thanks for all the fish!"

$23

gluten free

MAC & CHEESE KD6-3.7

Based on specs from the Tyrell Corporation a dish of Macaroni swimming in a whirlpool of melting 3-Cheese blend... each lost like tears... in the rain... garnished with Pico de Gallo, Panko crust and your choice of Tex Mex Beef or BBQ Jackfruit. Consult your replica... erm... server for side dish options.

$15

NEW NEW YORK STRIP LOIN STEAK FRITES

We’ve sent our delivery boy 1000 years into the future for the best New New York has to offer! Seasonal vegetables, pomme frites, chimichurri and year 3012 vintage red wine jus.

$29

Peppercorn sauce $2

OPTIMUS PRIME RIB ROAST DINNER (Weekends Only)

There's more to this meal than meets the eye! Juicy Prime Rib served with Yorkshire puddings, Yukon gold mashed potatoes, seasonal vegetables, creamy horseradish and red wine jus

$28

Old Nan’s Bread Pudding

A Winterfell favourite fed to generations of Starks to help them through the long nights in the North. Topped with ice cream so that you never forget that ‘Winter is Coming’.

$9

The Cheesecake Is a Lie

We’ve broken out of the testing facility to bring you that cheesecake you deserve! Our kichen turrets prepare a different flavour each week. Ask your companion cube, erm, server for more information.

$9

Chocolate Bullwinkle J. Mousse

or the vegan moose who loved chocolate and coconut. Wait, aren’t all mooses vegan? Oh no, this description is getting a bit Rocky... Oh yeah, and it’s served with a mixed berry garnish.

$9

vegan

Kakarot Cake

This vegan carrot cake with flavour levels reaching over 9000! It’s topped with Piccolo’s favourite lime-caramel sauce and vegan ice cream.

$9

vegan

Chocolate Side of the Moon

Lunatics can send their appetite on an approach vector to this deliciously dark chocolate cake! Served with your choice of chocolate of raspberry sauce, raspberries, mint and a secret alien base.

$9

vegan

Butterbeer

A traditional wizarding beverage that will have you speaking parseltongue in no time! Butterscotch Schnapps, Root Beer, Liquid Ice Cream*, magic stuff, *can be made dairy-free (2 oz).

$9

gluten free

Muggle Butterbeer

Like our regular Butterbeer, without any alcohol but the same amount of magical stuffs. Root Beer, liquid ice cream*, patronus, *can be made dairy-free.

$6

Coffee a La Crow

Caffeine to rouse your dead soul, booze to kill the pain of being alive. And for an extra $5 you get it served in an amazing COLLECTIBLE STORM CROW MUG you can keep! Kahlua, Bailey’s Irish Cream, Coffee, whipped cream, highly keepable mug (2 oz).

$10

Coffee, Tea or Hot Chocolate

$3

Arizona Green Iced Tea

$4

Ask About Our Monthly Feature Cocktail And/or Mocktail

Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch

This eggs benedict can star in any movie because it's charming, strangely beautiful and the critics love it! Two poached eggs, delicious smoked ham and guacamole served on a toasted english muffin and enveloped in lemony Hollandaise sauce. Served with brunch potatoes and fruit. Make it Atlantean with Smoked Salmon for an extra dollar!

$15

Merry & Pippin's Second Breakfast

A classic breakfast journey starring two eggs any style, a choice of bacon, ham or sausage and brunch potatoes. Complete your breakfast party with choice of white, multigrain or sourdough toast and side of jam. Add ham, bacon or sausage for $2. Add an extra egg for $2

$13

CAT. IV Avo-Kaiju Toast

Genetically reimagined by the Precursors to help you be the mightiest Kaiju in existence: toasted sourdough topped with guacamole, arugula, harissa oil and Maldon salt. Topped with a sunny-side egg and served with brunch potatoes. Add an extra egg for $2.

$14

Giedi Prime Rib Hash

We've imported all the ingredients to create this richly satisfying breakfast offering of prime rib, potatoes, corn, beans and barbeque sauce. We've also topped it off with poached eggs slathered in Hollandaise sauce and a toasted baguette for optimal sopping.

$16

Brunch Alignment: Waffle Good!

Only good things come when you roll for your alignment here for our Waffles. Belgian waffles fully decked out with chocolate sauce, mixed berries, chocolate cigarellos, maple syrup and vanilla ice cream!

$16

The Eye of Sauron Breakfast Burger

One (onion) ring to rule them all and on one burger you will find it. The Eye of Sauron beckons you to try this burger garnished with a sunny-side egg to bind it.

$16

Silvermoon City Shakshuka

Glory to the Sin'dorei! Two poached eggs sitting atop a stew of chickpeas, tomatoes, red peppers, cilantro and onions. Served with a toasted baguette to absorb every ounce of the Arcane...err...stew. FOR THE HORDE!

$15

THE AQUAMAN a.k.a. Jason "Mimosa"

Enough to sate the thirst of the King of Atlantis! (but best suited for 2 regular humans) Bottle of champagne and choice of Orange or Grapefruit juice for the table!

$35

Coffee à la Crow

Baileys, Kahlua, Coffee, Whipped cream, Cinnamon

$10

Wingardium Mimosa!

Apple Juice, Henkell Trocken, Cinnamon sugar rim

$9.75

Thyme Vortex

Mezcal, Grapefruit Juice, Ginger Syrup

$12

Anne De Joyeuse

Camas Syrah

5 oz. $9

1/2 Litre $23

Bottle $34

Leaping Horse

Cabernet Sauvignon 2017

5 oz. $8

1/2 Litre $21

Bottle $34

Domaine Du Seminaire

Cote Dû Rhone 2017

5 oz. $10

1/2 Litre $29

Bottle $40

Tawse VQA

Pinot Noir

5 oz. $9

1/2 Litre $30

Bottle $45

Southbrook

Cabernet Franc

5 oz. $11

1/2 Litre $29

Bottle $38

Lyeth Estate

Cabernet Sauvignon 2017

Bottle $54

Southbrook

Transitions Chardonnay

5 oz. $8

1/2 Litre $23

Bottle $34

Bruce Jack

Sauvignon Blanc

5 oz. $8

1/2 Litre $23

Bottle $35

Fidora Wines

Pinot Grigio Tenuta Civranetta

5 oz. $9

1/2 Litre $25

Bottle $38

Domaine Batard Langelier

Polaris Muscadet Sevre-et-Maine 2017

Bottle $45

Bodegas Menade

Rueda Verdejo 2018

Bottle $49

Domaine des Homs

Chardonnay 2017

Bottle $49

Tawse

Rose

5 oz. $10

1/2 Litre $27

Bottle $35

Henkell Trocken

5 oz. $8

Bottle $35

Fidora

Veneto Prosecco Nv

Bottle $49

Glenfiddich 12 Year

Scotland

SGL $9

DBL $17

Talisker Storm

Scotland

SGL $20

DBL $38

Oban 14 Year

Scotland

SGL $22

DBL $42

Lagavulin

Scotland

SGL $24

DBL $46

Buffalo Trace

Kentucky

SGL $9

DBL $17

Ketel One

Netherlands

SGL $7

DBL $10

Tito’s Handmade

Texas

SGL $10

DBL $19

Grey Goose

France

SGL $12

DBL $22

Bacardi White/Dark

Puerto Rico

SGL $9

DBL $17

Kraken

Trinidad & Tobago

SGL $10

DBL $18

Tanqueray

England

SGL $9

DBL $17

Hendrick’s

Scotland

SGL $12

DBL $23

Milagro Blanco / Reposado

Mexico

SGL $10

DBL $19

Creyantes Mezcal

Mexico

SGL $15

DBL $28

Don Julio Reposado

$20

$38

Highballs

$7

Double Highballs

$14

Premium Liquor

9+

Double Premium

17+

Phillips

Phoenix Tears Lager

16 oz Sleeve $7

20 oz Pint $9

60 oz Pitcher $26

Beau’s

Good Time ISA

16 oz Sleeve $7

20 oz Pint $9

60 oz Pitcher $26

Rainhard

KAPOW! IPA

16 oz Sleeve $7

20 oz Pint $9

60 oz Pitcher $26

Side Launch

Side Launch Wheat Ale

16 oz Sleeve $7

20 oz Pint $9

60 oz Pitcher $26

Collective Arts

Stranger Than Fiction Porter

16 oz Sleeve $7

20 oz Pint $9

60 oz Pitcher $26

Cowbell

Doc Purdue's Bobcat Red Ale

16 oz Sleeve $7

20 oz Pint $9

60 oz Pitcher $26

Pommies Cider

20 oz Pint $9

60 oz Pitcher $26

Rotating Seasonal Taps

-Ask!-

BLOOD BROTHERS BLOOD LIGHT LAGER (355 ml)

$7

SIDE LAUNCH NORTHBOUND LAGER (473 ml)

$8

HEY Y'ALL HARD ICED TEA (473 ml)

$8

COLLECTIVE ARTS RANSACK UNIVERSE IPA (473 ml)

$8

LONE TREE DRY APPLE CIDER (473 ml)

$8

BRICKWORKS CIDER 1904 (473 ml)

$8

GUINNESS STOUT (440 ml)

$9

FRULI STRAWBERRY WHEAT ALE (330 ml)

$9

Butterbeer

A traditional wizarding beverage that will have you speaking parseltongue in no time! | Butterscotch Schnapps, Root Beer, Liquid Ice Cream*, magic stuff, *can be made dairy-free (2 oz)

$9

Peach’s Iced Tea

Sorry, your princess has abducted herself to another castle to drink this in PEACE! | Bourbon, Peach Schnapps, Iced Tea, a reprieve from being a damsel in distress for 5 minutes (2 oz)

$9

Romulan Ale

Banned in the Federation since the 2240s, but we won’t tell... | Smirnoff Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Blue Curacao, lemon juice, soda, dilithium crystals (2 oz)

$10

Coffee a La Crow

Caffeine to rouse your dead soul, booze to kill the pain of being alive. | Kahlua, Bailey’s Irish Cream, Coffee, whipped cream, highly keepable mug (2 oz)

$10

Served in an amazing Collectible Storm Crow Mug you can keep! $5

Corpse Reanimator

“It’s alive!” | Gin, Lillet, Absinthe, Triple Sec, lemon, brain that “fell off a truck” somewhere, some ‘lectricity and stuff (2.5 oz)

$12

What We Drink in the Shadows

When you are a vampire, you become very… sexy! | White Wine, Peach Schnapps, blueberry compote, orange juice, a drop of blood from your familar (2 oz)

$12

Release the Kraken

The Kraken is invincible! 100 men could not defeat him! | Kraken Rum, Absinthe, lime, ginger beer, sweat of Harry Hamlin (2 oz)

$12

Wakanda Smash

Scienced together with the strength of Bast and a pinch of vibranium. | Bourbon, fresh mint, raspberry compote, lemon, heart-shaped herb (2 oz)

$14

Maximum Effort

A Deadpool fave from Sister Margaret’s, it’s made with enough X-force to break through the 4th wall. | Aperol, Prosecco, orange juice, orange bitters, Ryan Reynolds crossed with a shar-pei (2 oz)

$14

Mezterio

There’s no way you can defeat our hypnotic cocktail magic, Spider-man! | Mezcal, pineapple, egg whites, lemon juice, Applewood smoke of confusion (2 oz)

$17

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

Similar in effect to having your collective brains smashed out with a large gold brick wrapped in lemon. Made for two or more beings to share, but don’t have more than two PGGBs or you’ll both feel like a thirty ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia. | Ol’ Janx Spirit, Arcturan Mega-Gin, Fallian marsh gas, Qualactin Hypermint extract (5 oz)

$38

Dark Side Bowl

Don’t underestimate the power of the Dark Side. We’ve searched through every den of scum and villainy to find the best drink in the Empire. We find your lack of spirits disturbing. For 2+. | Pommies Cider, Dark Rum, Amaretto, Spiced Rum, TIE-fighter of fruit juices, Dagobah mist (6 oz)

$38

Infinity Shots

You're in the endgame now! It's a snap to order these six bubbling, glowing shots, fit for a Mad Titan. But remember, cosmic power can only be harnessed by 2 or more galactic tyrants. | Mind, Spirit, Space, Time, Power, Reality (oh and some alcohol) (6 oz)

$36

THE TREASURE OF TARMIN (AND ALMOST DEFINITELY NOT A MIMIC)

The ultimate dungeon party comes in a giant booze-filled treasure chest, which is certainly not a camouflaged monster with glowing eyes, sharp teeth and a vocal bad attitude. Almost certainly not. Only groups of 4+ player characters should dare this alcoholic adventure! | Prosecco, Hennessy, Triple Sec, Glory, Fortune, No Seriously, Like REAL Treasure, For Real (36 oz)

$99

Margarita

$12

Negroni

$12

Tom Collins

$12

Long Island Iced Tea

$12

Mojito

$12

Old Fashioned

$12

Manhattan

$12

Martini

Domestic

$12

Martini

Fancy

$12

Whiskey Sour*

$12

Amaretto Sour*

$12

Caesar**

SG $8

DB $12

Bloody Mary

SG $8

DB $12

*Contains Egg Whites | **Made With Walter Classic Spice Mix

1. Dice With Destiny

Ask your server for the infamous 20-sided die

2. Roll the Bones

Get lucky! If you roll a natural 20 you get to keep the shot glass!

3. Face Your Fate

Enjoy the Shooter the Lords of Chaos Have Selected for You.

1. Critical Miss!

Well, you can’t win them all. | El Jimador Tequila,Tabasco, Tiamat’s Bile

2. Caesar’s Revenge

You maniacs! Banana Liqueur, Crown Royal

3. The Jack Burton

Everybody relax, I’m here. Amaretto, dropped into cola and lager.

4. The Machete

Machete don’t drink layered shooters. El Jimador Tequila and lime wedge

5. The Dark Knight **

Does it come in black? | Kahlua, Baileys

6. Vulcan Mindmeld

My mind, to your mind. My thoughts to your thoughts. | Creme de Menthe, Creme de Cacao

7. Snow Crash **

“To condense fact from the vapor of nuance.” Sambuca, Baileys

8. Pickle Rick

Not an excuse for trying to avoid therapy. | Jameson whiskey, pickle juice

9. District 9

Good for humans and prawn alike. | Creme de Cacao, Kraken rum

10. The Matrix.

“No one can be told what the Matrix is...” | Grenadine, Blue Curacao, Vodka

11. Blair Witch

“It’s not the same log, Mike...” Frangelico, lime

12. Katniss Everdeen *

“I volunteer as Tribute for District 12!” Creme de cacao, Frangelico

13. Jules Verne

From the Earth to the Moon! Butter Ripple Schnapps, Captain Morgan Spiced Rum

14. Admiral Ackbar

It’s not a trap! | Fireball whiskey, peppermint schnapps

15. Xenomorph Brain Fluid **

“Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.” | Creme de Cacao, Blue Curacao, Grenadine, Baileys

16. Sonic Screwdriver

“Who looked at that and thought, oh, maybe it should be more sonic?” Absolut Mandarin, orange juice, sonic

17. Khal Drogo

Our moon and stars. | Captain Morgans Coconut rum, peach schnapps

18. Sith Lord

Peace is a lie. There is only passion. Feel the power of the Dark Side. | Jägermeister, hate

19. Smaug’s Golden Hoard

We’re the dragon that hoards shots. | Sambuca, Goldschläger

20. Critical Hit!

A supersized mega-shot and you get to keep the shot glass! You can’t choose this shot, you have to get lucky... | Vodka, lemon, sugar frosting

** Shot contains dairy | * Shot contains traces of hazelnut

Klingon Bloodwine

A fine non-alcoholic warrior’s drink for the glory of the Klingon Empire! | Raspberry compote, mint, lime, soda, honour

Moonwell Fizz

Rumoured to be invented by Illidan Stormrage himself! | Blueberry compote, lemon juice, 7UP, Elune’s light

Muggle Butterbeer

Like our regular Butterbeer, without any alcohol but the same amount of magical stuffs | Root Beer, liquid ice cream*, patronus, *can be made dairy-free

Mister Nickel’s Mango Meanie

For when you need a mean encyclopedic knowledge of pop-culture and general nerdom (+$2) | Mango juice, pineapple juice, ginger ale, dry ice