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    • A finite selection of delicious offerings fit for all humans - GOTTA TASTE 'EM ALL! 

    BITS

    • CALAMARI of CTHULHU

      From the depths of R'lyeh come these tasty tentacled morsels, battered in semolina flour, fried up and served with a lemon aioli for dipping. Cthulhu fhtagn! Ia! Ia!

      $15

    • BAYONETTA's BRUSCHETTA

      We've hack n'slashed a generous portion of Roma tomatoes, drizzled them with a balsamic vinaigrette and spread them over crispy flat bread with fresh basil - enough to sate the hunger of any shapeshifting gun-witch after 500 years of slumber!

      $13

    MEGABITES

    • MAC & CHEESE KD6-3.7

      Based on specs from the Tyrell Corporation a dish of Macaroni swimming in a whirlpool of melting 3-Cheese blend... each lost like tears... in the rain... garnished with Pico de Gallo, Panko crust and your choice of Tex Mex Beef or BBQ Jackfruit. Consult your synth server for sides dishes.

      $15

    • THE SALMON OF KNOWLEDGE

      Could this be the one true salmon to impart all knowledge of the world just by eating it? I guess there's only one way to find out! Oven-baked and seared to perfection, covered with a sweet and spicy pineapple salsa and served on a quinoa pilaf with seasonal vegetables. So good it will have you saying "So long, and thanks for all the fish!"

      $23

    • NEW NEW YORK STRIP LOIN STEAK FRITES

      We’ve sent our delivery boy 1000 years into the future for the best New New York has to offer! Seasonal vegetables, pomme frites, chimichurri and year 3012 vintage red wine jus.

      $29

      Peppercorn Sauce $2

    • OPTIMUS PRIME RIB ROAST DINNER (Weekends Only)

      There's more to this meal than meets the eye! Juicy Prime Rib served with Yorkshire puddings, Yukon gold mashed potatoes, seasonal vegetables, creamy horseradish and red wine jus,

      $28

    Whether you're an early morning riser or early afternoon, we have your first meal of the day right here! AVAILABLE 11AM - 3PM - SATURDAYS & SUNDAYS (+ STAT HOLIDAY MONDAYS)

    MID-DAY SUSTENANCE

    • Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch

      This eggs benedict can star in any movie because it's charming, strangely beautiful and the critics love it! Two poached eggs, delicious smoked ham and guacamole served on a toasted english muffin and enveloped in lemony Hollandaise sauce. Served with brunch potatoes and fruit. Make it Atlantean with Smoked Salmon for an extra dollar!

      $15

    • Merry & Pippin's Second Breakfast

      A classic breakfast journey starring two eggs any style, a choice of bacon, ham or sausage and brunch potatoes. Complete your breakfast party with choice of white, multigrain or sourdough toast and side of jam. Add ham, bacon or sausage for $2. Add an extra egg for $2

      $13

    • CAT. IV Avo-Kaiju Toast

      Genetically reimagined by the Precursors to help you be the mightiest Kaiju in existence: toasted sourdough topped with guacamole, arugula, harissa oil and Maldon salt. Topped with a sunny-side egg and served with brunch potatoes. Add an extra egg for $2.

      $14

    • Giedi Prime Rib Hash

      We've imported all the ingredients to create this richly satisfying breakfast offering of prime rib, potatoes, corn, beans and barbeque sauce. We've also topped it off with poached eggs slathered in Hollandaise sauce and a toasted baguette for optimal sopping.

      $16

    • Brunch Alignment: Waffle Good!

      Only good things come when you roll for your alignment here for our Waffles. Belgian waffles fully decked out with chocolate sauce, mixed berries, chocolate cigarellos, maple syrup and vanilla ice cream!

      $16

    • The Eye of Sauron Breakfast Burger

      One (onion) ring to rule them all and on one burger you will find it. The Eye of Sauron beckons you to try this burger garnished with a sunny-side egg to bind it.

      $16

    • Silvermoon City Shakshuka

      Glory to the Sin'dorei! Two poached eggs sitting atop a stew of chickpeas, tomatoes, red peppers, cilantro and onions. Served with a toasted baguette to absorb every ounce of the Arcane...err...stew. FOR THE HORDE!

      $15

    MID-DAY POTIONS

    • THE AQUAMAN a.k.a. Jason "Mimosa"

      Enough to sate the thirst of the King of Atlantis! (but best suited for 2 regular humans) Bottle of champagne and choice of Orange or Grapefruit juice for the table!

      $35

    • Coffee à la Crow

      Baileys, Kahlua, Coffee, Whipped cream, Cinnamon

      $10

    • Wingardium Mimosa!

      Apple Juice, Henkell Trocken, Cinnamon sugar rim

      $9.75

    • Thyme Vortex

      Mezcal, Grapefruit Juice, Ginger Syrup

      $12

    Check boxes to build your perfect burger... or let the 20-sided dice decide!

    $17 | Includes 3 toppings and 3 sauces. Choose your own, or roll the dice...

    Bun

    Choose one, or roll the 20-sided dice!

    • Sourdough

    • Gluten Free

    • Potato Bun

    • Baguette

    Meat

    Pick or roll d20

    • Pulled BBQ Jackfruit

    • Beef Patty

    • Beyond! Patty

    • Fried Chicken

    • Grilled Chicken

    • Pulled Pork

    • Shaved Prime Rib

    • Double Patty

      add $4

    • Triple Patty

      add $8

    Cheese

    add $2 each

    • Cheddar

    • Goat

    • Vegan Cheese

    • Mozzarella

    • Gruyere

      add $2

    Toppings

    Choose 3 toppings • $1 for each additional topping

    • Fresh Herbs

    • Shredded Lettuce

    • Romaine Lettuce

    • Dill Pickle

    • Tomato

    • Red Onion

    • Mushrooms

    • Jalapeño

    • Tortilla Chips

    • Veggie Chili

    Elite Toppings

    $2 each

    • Pickled Onion

    • Bacon

    • Avocado

    • Pickled Slaw

    • Lemony Slaw

    • Guacamole

    • Storm Mix (Corn & Beans)

    • Deep Fried Pickle

    Sauces

    Choose 3 sauces, then add $0.25 for each additional sauce

    • Yellow Mustard

    • Ketchup

    • Mayo

    • BBQ

    • Garlic Aioli

    • Vegan Sriracha Aioli

    • Sour Cream

    • Pico De Gallo

    • Ranch Dressing

    • Sriracha Aioli

    • Dijonaise

    • Storm Crow Signature Sauce

    Alignment

    Choose or roll

    • Lawful Evil

    • Chaotic Evil

    • Neutral Evil

    • Lawful Neutral

    • Chaotic Neutral

    • True Neutral

    • Lawful Good

    • Chaotic Good

    • Neutral Good

    Sides

    • Fries

    • Green Salad

    • Vegan Soup

    • Caesar Salad

      add $1

    • Chickpea Fries

      add $2

    • Poutine

      add $2

    • Yukon Gold Mash

      add $2

    Storm Crow Small Adventurers Menu
    for hobbits, dwarves, gnomes, fairies, goblins, and humanoid children.

    Small portions for our diminutive adventuring friends under 12 years old!
    Kid’s meals come with a choice of fries or fruit on the side and pop, juice or milk to drink.
    All kid’s meals also come with a scoop of vanilla ice cream for dessert.

    • Mama Storm Crow’s Ol’ Fashioned Grilled Cheese Sandwich

      Grilled cheddar cheese with butter on sourdough bread, just the way Mama makes it!

      $12

    • Tiger Millionaire's Jungle Bucks Mac & Cheese

      Elbow noodles swimming in a bowl of cheesy goodness to make you strong enough to help you protect Beach City with Purple Puma!

      $12

    • Hi Five Ghost Chicken Fingers of Clappin'

      Chicken Fingers?! High-fives all around!

      $12

    • Owlbear Burger

      A burger made perfectly sized for hungry, young Owlbears of different sizes and ferocities!

      $12

    • Something Fishy & Chippies

      We can't quite put our finger on it but it seems like deliciously crispy battered cod!

      $12

    • The Super Special Royal Breakfast of The Breakfast Kingdom

      We only serve this to best monarchs in the Breakfast Kingdom: two eggs any style, sourdough toast and a rasher of bacon!

      $12

    Wine Database

    Red

    • Anne De Joyeuse

      Camas Syrah

      5 oz. $9

      1/2 Litre $23

      Bottle $34

    • Leaping Horse

      Cabernet Sauvignon 2017

      5 oz. $8

      1/2 Litre $21

      Bottle $34

    • Domaine Du Seminaire

      Cote Dû Rhone 2017

      5 oz. $10

      1/2 Litre $29

      Bottle $40

    • Tawse VQA

      Pinot Noir

      5 oz. $9

      1/2 Litre $30

      Bottle $45

    • Southbrook

      Cabernet Franc

      5 oz. $11

      1/2 Litre $29

      Bottle $38

    • Lyeth Estate

      Cabernet Sauvignon 2017

      Bottle $54

    White

    • Southbrook

      Transitions Chardonnay

      5 oz. $8

      1/2 Litre $23

      Bottle $34

    • Bruce Jack

      Sauvignon Blanc

      5 oz. $8

      1/2 Litre $23

      Bottle $35

    • Fidora Wines

      Pinot Grigio Tenuta Civranetta

      5 oz. $9

      1/2 Litre $25

      Bottle $38

    • Domaine Batard Langelier

      Polaris Muscadet Sevre-et-Maine 2017

      Bottle $45

    • Bodegas Menade

      Rueda Verdejo 2018

      Bottle $49

    • Domaine des Homs

      Chardonnay 2017

      Bottle $49

    Rose

    • Tawase

      Rose

      5 oz. $10

      1/2 Litre $27

      Bottle $35

    Sparkling

    • Henkell Trocken

      5 oz. $8

      Bottle $35

    • Fidora

      Veneto Prosecco Nv

      Bottle $49

    Spirits Database

    Whiskey

    • Glenfiddich 12 Year

      Scotland

      SGL $9

      DBL $17

    • Talisker Storm

      Scotland

      SGL $20

      DBL $38

    • Oban 14 Year

      Scotland

      SGL $22

      DBL $42

    • Lagavulin

      Scotland

      SGL $24

      DBL $46

    Bourbon

    • Buffalo Trace

      Kentucky

      SGL $9

      DBL $17

    Vodka

    • Ketel One

      Netherlands

      SGL $7

      DBL $10

    • Tito’s Handmade

      Texas

      SGL $10

      DBL $19

    • Grey Goose

      France

      SGL $12

      DBL $22

    Rum

    • Bacardi White/Dark

      Puerto Rico

      SGL $9

      DBL $17

    • Kraken

      Trinidad & Tobago

      SGL $10

      DBL $18

    Gin

    • Tanqueray

      England

      SGL $9

      DBL $17

    • Hendrick’s

      Scotland

      SGL $12

      DBL $23

    Tequila

    • Milagro Blanco / Reposado

      Mexico

      SGL $10

      DBL $19

    • Creyantes Mezcal

      Mexico

      SGL $15

      DBL $28

    • Don Julio Reposado

      $20

      $38

    • Highballs

      $7

    • Double Highballs

      $11

    • Premium Liquor

      +

      $9

    • Double Premium

      +

      $17

    Beer Database

    On Tap

    • Phillips

      Phoenix Tears Lager

      16 oz Sleeve $7

      20 oz Pint $9

      60 oz Pitcher $26

    • Beau’s

      Good Time ISA

      16 oz Sleeve $7

      20 oz Pint $9

      60 oz Pitcher $26

    • Rainhard

      KAPOW! IPA

      16 oz Sleeve $7

      20 oz Pint $9

      60 oz Pitcher $26

    • Side Launch

      Side Launch Wheat Ale

      16 oz Sleeve $7

      20 oz Pint $9

      60 oz Pitcher $26

    • Collective Arts

      Stranger Than Fiction Porter

      16 oz Sleeve $7

      20 oz Pint $9

      60 oz Pitcher $26

    • Cowbell

      Doc Purdue's Bobcat Red Ale

      16 oz Sleeve $7

      20 oz Pint $9

      60 oz Pitcher $26

    • Pommies Cider

      20 oz Pint $9

      60 oz Pitcher $26

    • Rotating Seasonal Taps

      -Ask!-

    Bottles & Cans

    Ask Your Server About Our Seasonal Rotating Tap, Bottle & Can Offerings.

    • Blood Brothers

      Blood Light Rotating Can (355 ml.)

      $7

    • Lake of Bays

      Switchback Pilsner Tall Can (473 ml.)

      $8

    • Collective Arts

      Ransack the Universe Ipa Tall Can (473 ml.)

      $8

    • Little Beasts

      Dry Hopped Sour Saison Bomber (650 ml.)

      $16

    • Halo

      Magic Missle Dry Hopped Pale Ale Bomber (650 ml.)

      $16

    • Guinness

      Stout Tall Can (473 ml.)

      $9

    • Delirium Tremens

      Golden Strong Ale Bottle (330 ml.)

      $10

    • Fruli

      Strawberry Belgian White Bottle (330 ml.)

      $9

    • Mongozo

      Gf Organic Pilsner Bottle (330 ml.)

      $6

    • Collective Arts

      Local Press Cider Tall Can (473 ml.)

      $10

    • Pommies Cider

      Pommies Perry Bottle (473 ml.)

      $11

    Cocktail Database

    Storm Crow Creations

    • Butterbeer

      A traditional wizarding beverage that will have you speaking parseltongue in no time! | Butterscotch Schnapps, Root Beer, Liquid Ice Cream*, magic stuff, *can be made dairy-free (2 oz)

      $9

    • Peach’s Iced Tea

      Sorry, your princess has abducted herself to another castle to drink this in PEACE! | Bourbon, peach juice, iced tea, a reprieve from being a damsel in distress for 5 minutes (2 oz)

      $9

    • Romulan Ale

      Banned in the Federation since the 2240s, but we won’t tell... | Smirnoff Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Blue Curacao, lemon juice, soda, dilithium crystals (2 oz)

      $10

    • Coffee a La Crow

      Caffeine to rouse your dead soul, booze to kill the pain of being alive. | Kahlua, Bailey’s Irish Cream, Coffee, whipped cream, highly keepable mug (2 oz)

      $10

      Served in an amazing Collectible Storm Crow Mug you can keep! $5

    • The Great Old One

      A classic non-Euclidean cocktail from beyond space and time. | Bourbon, brown sugar, orange bitters, Essence of Shoggoth, lotta eldritch stuff, probably (2 oz)

      $10

    • Corpse Reanimator

      “It’s alive!” | Gin, Lillet, Absinthe, Triple Sec, lemon, brain that “fell off a truck” somewhere, some ‘lectricity and stuff (2.5 oz)

      $12

    • What We Drink in the Shadows

      When you are a vampire, you become very… sexy! | White Wine, Peach Schnapps, blueberry compote, orange juice, a drop of blood from your familar (2 oz)

      $12

    • Release the Kraken

      The Kraken is invincible! 100 men could not defeat him! | Kraken Rum, Absinthe, lime, ginger beer, sweat of Harry Hamlin (2 oz)

      $12

    • Wakanda Smash

      Scienced together with the strength of Bast and a pinch of vibranium. | Bourbon, fresh mint, raspberry compote, lemon, heart-shaped herb (2 oz)

      $14

    • Maximum Effort

      A Deadpool fave from Sister Margaret’s, it’s made with enough X-force to break through the 4th wall. | Aperol, Prosecco, orange juice, orange bitters, Ryan Reynolds crossed with a shar-pei (2 oz)

      $14

    • Mezterio

      There’s no way you can defeat our hypnotic cocktail magic, Spider-man! | Creyante Mezcal, pineapple, egg whites, lemon juice, Applewood smoke of confusion (2 oz)

      $17

    Share Cocktails

    38 | For two or more sentient lifeforms

    • Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

      Similar in effect to having your collective brains smashed out with a large gold brick wrapped in lemon. Made for two or more beings to share, but don’t have more than two PGGBs or you’ll both feel like a thirty ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia. | Ol’ Janx Spirit, Arcturan Mega-Gin, Fallian marsh gas, Qualactin Hypermint extract (5 oz)

    • Dark Side Bowl

      Don’t underestimate the power of the Dark Side. We’ve searched through every den of scum and villainy to find the most fearsome drink in the Empire. We find your lack of spirit disturbing. Pommies Cider, Dark Rum, Amaretto, Spiced Rum, TIE-fighter of fruit juices, Dagobah mist (6 oz)

    Classic Cocktails

    2 oz.

    • Margarita

      $12

    • Negroni

      $12

    • Tom Collins

      $12

    • Long Island Iced Tea

      $12

    • Mojito

      $12

    • Old Fashioned

      $12

    • Manhattan

      $12

    • Martini

      Domestic

      $12

    • Martini

      Fancy

      $12

    • Whiskey Sour*

      $12

    • Amaretto Sour*

      $12

    • Caesar**

      SG $8

      DB $12

    • Bloody Mary

      SG $8

      DB $12

    • *Contains Egg Whites | **Made With Walter Classic Spice Mix

    Random Shot

    How to Play

    • 1. Dice With Destiny

      Ask your server for the infamous 20-sided die

    • 2. Roll the Bones

      Get lucky! If you roll a natural 20 you get to keep the shot glass!

    • 3. Face Your Fate

      Enjoy the Shooter the Lords of Chaos Have Selected for You.

    $6 Per Roll

    $7 If you defy the gods of chance and select your own shot | Roll a 20 Keep the Glass

    • 1. Critical Miss!

      Well, you can’t win them all. | El Jimador Tequila,Tabasco, Tiamat’s Bile

    • 2. Caesar’s Revenge

      You maniacs! Banana Liqueur, Crown Royal

    • 3. The Jack Burton

      Everybody relax, I’m here. Amaretto, dropped into cola and lager.

    • 4. The Machete

      Machete don’t drink layered shooters. El Jimador Tequila and lime wedge

    • 5. The Dark Knight **

      Does it come in black? | Kahlua, Baileys

    • 6. Vulcan Mindmeld

      My mind, to your mind. My thoughts to your thoughts. | Creme de Menthe, Creme de Cacao

    • 7. Snow Crash **

      “To condense fact from the vapor of nuance.” Sambuca, Baileys

    • 8. Pickle Rick

      Not an excuse for trying to avoid therapy. | Jameson whiskey, pickle juice

    • 9. District 9

      Good for humans and prawn alike. | Creme de Cacao, Kraken rum

    • 10. The Matrix.

      “No one can be told what the Matrix is...” | Grenadine, Blue Curacao, Vodka

    • 11. Blair Witch

      “It’s not the same log, Mike...” Frangelico, lime

    • 12. Katniss Everdeen *

      “I volunteer as Tribute for District 12!” Creme de cacao, Frangelico

    • 13. Jules Verne

      From the Earth to the Moon! Butter Ripple Schnapps, Captain Morgan Spiced Rum

    • 14. Admiral Ackbar

      It’s not a trap! | Fireball whiskey, peppermint schnapps

    • 15. Xenomorph Brain Fluid **

      “Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.” | Creme de Cacao, Blue Curacao, Grenadine, Baileys

    • 16. Sonic Screwdriver

      “Who looked at that and thought, oh, maybe it should be more sonic?” Absolut Mandarin, orange juice, sonic

    • 17. Khal Drogo

      Our moon and stars. | Captain Morgans Coconut rum, peach schnapps

    • 18. Sith Lord

      Peace is a lie. There is only passion. Feel the power of the Dark Side. | Jägermeister, hate

    • 19. Smaug’s Golden Hoard

      We’re the dragon that hoards shots. | Sambuca, Goldschläger

    • 20. Critical Hit!

      A supersized mega-shot and you get to keep the shot glass! You can’t choose this shot, you have to get lucky... | Vodka, lemon, sugar frosting

    • ** Shot contains dairy | * Shot contains traces of hazelnut

    Storm Crow Alcohol-Free Creations

    Mocktails | $6

    • Klingon Bloodwine

      A fine non-alcoholic warrior’s drink for the glory of the Klingon Empire! | Raspberry compote, mint, lime, soda, honour

    • Moonwell Fizz

      Rumoured to be invented by Illidan Stormrage himself! | Blueberry compote, lemon juice, 7UP, Elune’s light

    • Muggle Butterbeer

      Like our regular Butterbeer, without any alcohol but the same amount of magical stuffs | Root Beer, liquid ice cream*, patronus, *can be made dairy-free

    • Mister Nickel’s Mango Meanie

      For when you need a mean encyclopedic knowledge of pop-culture and general nerdom (+$2) | Mango juice, pineapple juice, ginger ale, dry ice

    Non-Alcoholic

    • Coffee

    • Hot Chocolate

    • Tea

    • Pop

      $3

    • Arizona Green Iced Tea

      $4

    • Juice

      $6

    • Erdinger Non-Alcoholic Beer

      $9

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