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Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch

This eggs benedict can star in any movie because it's charming, strangely beautiful and the critics love it! Two poached eggs, delicious smoked ham and guacamole served on a toasted english muffin and enveloped in lemony Hollandaise sauce. Served with brunch potatoes and fruit. Make it Atlantean with Smoked Salmon for an extra dollar!

$15

Merry & Pippin's Second Breakfast

A classic breakfast journey starring two eggs any style, a choice of bacon, ham or sausage and brunch potatoes. Complete your breakfast party with choice of white, multigrain or sourdough toast and side of jam. Add ham, bacon or sausage for $2. Add an extra egg for $2

$13

CAT. IV Avo-Kaiju Toast

Genetically reimagined by the Precursors to help you be the mightiest Kaiju in existence: toasted sourdough topped with guacamole, arugula, harissa oil and Maldon salt. Topped with a sunny-side egg and served with brunch potatoes. Add an extra egg for $2.

$14

Giedi Prime Rib Hash

We've imported all the ingredients to create this richly satisfying breakfast offering of prime rib, potatoes, corn, beans and barbeque sauce. We've also topped it off with poached eggs slathered in Hollandaise sauce and a toasted baguette for optimal sopping.

$16

Brunch Alignment: Waffle Good!

Only good things come when you roll for your alignment here for our Waffles. Belgian waffles fully decked out with chocolate sauce, mixed berries, chocolate cigarellos, maple syrup and vanilla ice cream!

$16

The Eye of Sauron Breakfast Burger

One (onion) ring to rule them all and on one burger you will find it. The Eye of Sauron beckons you to try this burger garnished with a sunny-side egg to bind it.

$16

Silvermoon City Shakshuka

Glory to the Sin'dorei! Two poached eggs sitting atop a stew of chickpeas, tomatoes, red peppers, cilantro and onions. Served with a toasted baguette to absorb every ounce of the Arcane...err...stew. FOR THE HORDE!

$15

THE AQUAMAN a.k.a. Jason "Mimosa"

Enough to sate the thirst of the King of Atlantis! (but best suited for 2 regular humans) Bottle of champagne and choice of Orange or Grapefruit juice for the table!

$35

Coffee à la Crow

Baileys, Kahlua, Coffee, Whipped cream, Cinnamon

$10

Wingardium Mimosa!

Apple Juice, Henkell Trocken, Cinnamon sugar rim

$9.75

Thyme Vortex

Mezcal, Grapefruit Juice, Ginger Syrup

$12

Data Chips & Salsa

A positronic matrix of tortilla chips and a selection of fascinating Mad Mexican artisan salsas that will leave you feeling fully functional...

$10

gluten free, vegan

Add guacamole for $2

Anti-Vampire Cheesy Garlic Bread

Blah! Your first defense against the masquerade: gooey cheddar and mozzarella melted onto a garlic-buttered French bread.

$8

gluten free

To improve strength, add bacon bits for $2

Dracarys Dragon Egg

We pulled this organic free-run egg from the flames of Valyria, each one breaded then encrusted in brilliant fennel sausage scales in a nest of baby arugula salad, pickled red onion and Dijon aioli on the side.

$9

Legendary Chickpea Fries

A Storm Crow classic! Like regular fries, but bigger, made from chickpea batter, and stacked in a weird, non-Euclidean geometry. Comes with spicy sriracha aioli or vegan sriracha aioli.

$9

gluten free, vegan

Teenage Mutant Deep Fried Pickles

Katana-quartered pickles fried up in a manner so delicious it’s like a roundhouse kick of flavour to your face! Served with cowabunga ranch or vegan sriracha aioli and a rendition of Ice Ice Baby.

$9

vegetarian

Rebel X-Wings

These crispy wings will take you through the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs! Tossed in your choice of: Han’s Honey Chipotle Lime, Outer Rim BBQ, Tatooine Dry Rub or Death Star Sauce (warning: so spicy, it could blow up a planet!).Served with Hoth cool ranch or Bespin Gruyère dip. Going too fast? Jump out of lightspeed with our Crait Salt & Pepper or Frank’s Red Hot options!

$14

gluten free

mini-Nacho One

Your partner all tied up battling Judge Death? Or perhaps afflicted by the 2T(Fru)T Mega Virus? Then why not get your own... personal... nachos

$17

Add guacamole for $2

Add pulled pork OR pulled jackfruit for $4

Wolverine Poutine

Snikkt! You feeling feisty, bub? Well, bust out the adamantium claws, erm, forks for this weapon-x of a poutine: your choice of chicken or vegan gravy, squeaky cheese curds or vegan cheese on crispy fries.

$10

gluten free, vegan

Add crispy bacon bits for $2

Add BBQ pulled pork or pulled BBQ jackfruit for $4

MEGA-Nacho One

Take the megway to a metropolis FOR TWO where melted cheese is the law! More addictive than Boing®, we’ve stacked the tortilla chips skyscraper high and gave them with the best drokkin’ topping choices from this side of the cursed earth: roasted corn, black beans, red onions and pickled jalapeños. Served with totally legal salsa and sour cream.

$24

gluten free, vegan

Add guacamole for $2

Add pulled pork OR pulled jackfruit for $4

Romero Caesar Salad

IFF! POW! ZLOT! Come, my comic cohorts in crime and croûtons! This savory salad will hold your taste buds for ransom with fresh romaine hearts, house-made Caesar dressing, sourdough croûtons, and shaved Grana Padano.

$14

gluten free

Hidden Leaf Salad Jutsu

We’ve molded our chakra into this mighty salad technique made from greens of the God Tree, cucumber, carrot, radish, and cherry tomatoes tossed in a maple vinaigrette. This jutsu is completed with a topping of roasted sunflower seed shurikens and pickled onion.

$11

gluten free, vegan

Amnesty Lodge French Onion Soup*

No chicanery here, just a super secret recipe for the mouths of the Pine Guard only: sautéed onions simmered in savory beef broth, topped with baguette crostini smothered in gooey Gruyère cheese and green onion curls. *this menu item has been McElroy approved.

$9

gluten free

Swamp Thing Bayou Chili

Don’t mistake this chili for just a delicious pile of beans, tomatoes, peppers, onions, jalapeños, and more, slow cooked to perfection. It’ll kick your hunger right in its butt! Served with crispy tortilla chips.

$13

gluten free, vegan

Add 3-cheese blend, vegan cheese or sour cream for (each) $2

Add lamb ragu, pulled pork or pulled BBQ Jackfruit for $4

Daily Feature Soup

$7

Thunder Burger

Chomp into an electrifying 7 oz beef patty with crispy bacon, melted cheddar cheese, romaine lettuce, tomato, mayo and onion jam served on a toasted bun. A burger fit for a god of Thunder.

$16

gluten free

For when your hunger is mighty, add extra patties for (each) $4

Storm Burger

Looking for a bit of a lighter spark...erm, snack? Try our Storm Burger - just like our Thunder burger - but without the bacon and cheese!

$13

To Infinity... And Beyond! Burger

It’s hard to protect the Galaxy from the Evil Emperor Zurg when you’re hungry, so we’ve pan-fried a Beyond Meat vegan patty to Galactic Alliance perfection and topped it with tomatoes, lettuce, onions, and house- made vegan sriracha aioli.

$17

Join the Elite Ranks of Star Command by adding frizzled onions, BBQ Sauce and Vegan Cheese! $3

vegan

Dungeon Burger

Like a Magic Missile fired into the dark, you won’t know what you’re gonna get! Ask your server for a Dungeon Burger card, a D20, and let the capricious whims of Fate build your burger. Will it be beef? Chicken? Loin of Bugbear with a Gelatinous Cube demi-glace? Probably not that one, BUT WHO KNOWS? Comes with a collectible trading card because every dungeon needs loot.

$18

gluten free, vegan

Chaos Chicken Burger of Tzeentch

A magical chicken sandwich blessed by the changer of ways to delight your eyes AND mouth. Chaos serves this house marinated and seasoned fried or grilled chicken with zesty guacamole, lemon slaw, and sriracha aioli served on a toasted bun.

$16

gluten free

BB-Q Continuum Sandwich

We’re not Q-less –we’re omnipotent, mon capitaine: your choice of house-made bbQ pulled pork or vegan bbQ pulled jackfruit topped with pickled slaw on a fresh, toasted bun.

$16

gluten free, vegan

Steak Sandwich of The Slayer

Wrap your hellmouth around and sink your fangs into this sandwich filled with Sunnydale grown arugula, caramelized onions, garlic confit aioli (it burns so good!) and a steak through the heart of it all.

$18

gluten free

French Dip De Monsieur Mallah

You won’t need an IQ of 178 for this sandwich but you will need a gorilla-sized appetite to finish it! We’ve mad-scienced some ingeniously sliced prime rib and partnered it with Dijon aioli, frizzled onions, and melted mozzarella all on a toasted baguette. Served with house made-beef jus for le dipping.

$17

gluten free

House Clegane Chicken & Biscuits

You’ll be Hound-ing for our harissa honey glazed chicken served with a Mountain of Yukon gold mashed potatoes, 2 biscuits with honey butter and pickled vegetables... not served in Clegane-bowl.

$22

Add delicious chicken gravy for $2

Innsmouth-Style Fish & Chips

This New England pub favourite comes to the Storm Crow. Devour a Deep One’s catch of fresh beer-battered cod, served with tartar sauce and fries.

$18

Add an extra piece of cod for $5

Old Nan’s Bread Pudding

A Winterfell favourite fed to generations of Starks to help them through the long nights in the North. Topped with ice cream so that you never forget that ‘Winter is Coming’.

$9

The Cheesecake Is a Lie

We’ve broken out of the testing facility to bring you that cheesecake you deserve! Our kichen turrets prepare a different flavour each week. Ask your companion cube, erm, server for more information.

$9

Chocolate Bullwinkle J. Mousse

or the vegan moose who loved chocolate and coconut. Wait, aren’t all mooses vegan? Oh no, this description is getting a bit Rocky... Oh yeah, and it’s served with a mixed berry garnish.

$9

vegan

Kakarot Cake

This vegan carrot cake with flavour levels reaching over 9000! It’s topped with Piccolo’s favourite lime-caramel sauce and vegan ice cream.

$9

vegan

Butterbeer

A traditional wizarding beverage that will have you speaking parseltongue in no time! Butterscotch Schnapps, Root Beer, Liquid Ice Cream*, magic stuff, *can be made dairy-free (2 oz).

$9

gluten free

Muggle Butterbeer

Like our regular Butterbeer, without any alcohol but the same amount of magical stuffs. Root Beer, liquid ice cream*, patronus, *can be made dairy-free.

$6

Coffee a La Crow

Caffeine to rouse your dead soul, booze to kill the pain of being alive. And for an extra $5 you get it served in an amazing COLLECTIBLE STORM CROW MUG you can keep! Kahlua, Bailey’s Irish Cream, Coffee, whipped cream, highly keepable mug (2 oz).

$10

Coffee, Tea or Hot Chocolate

$3

Arizona Green Iced Tea

$4

Ask About Our Monthly Feature Cocktail And/or Mocktail

Anne De Joyeuse

Camas Syrah

5 oz. $9

1/2 Litre $23

Bottle $34

Leaping Horse

Cabernet Sauvignon 2017

5 oz. $8

1/2 Litre $21

Bottle $34

Domaine Du Seminaire

Cote Dû Rhone 2017

5 oz. $10

1/2 Litre $29

Bottle $40

Tawse VQA

Pinot Noir

5 oz. $9

1/2 Litre $30

Bottle $45

Southbrook

Cabernet Franc

5 oz. $11

1/2 Litre $29

Bottle $38

Lyeth Estate

Cabernet Sauvignon 2017

Bottle $54

Southbrook

Transitions Chardonnay

5 oz. $8

1/2 Litre $23

Bottle $34

Bruce Jack

Sauvignon Blanc

5 oz. $8

1/2 Litre $23

Bottle $35

Fidora Wines

Pinot Grigio Tenuta Civranetta

5 oz. $9

1/2 Litre $25

Bottle $38

Domaine Batard Langelier

Polaris Muscadet Sevre-et-Maine 2017

Bottle $45

Bodegas Menade

Rueda Verdejo 2018

Bottle $49

Domaine des Homs

Chardonnay 2017

Bottle $49

Tawase

Rose

5 oz. $10

1/2 Litre $27

Bottle $35

Henkell Trocken

5 oz. $8

Bottle $35

Fidora

Veneto Prosecco Nv

Bottle $49

Glenfiddich 12 Year

Scotland

SGL $9

DBL $17

Talisker Storm

Scotland

SGL $20

DBL $38

Oban 14 Year

Scotland

SGL $22

DBL $42

Lagavulin

Scotland

SGL $24

DBL $46

Buffalo Trace

Kentucky

SGL $9

DBL $17

Ketel One

Netherlands

SGL $7

DBL $10

Tito’s Handmade

Texas

SGL $10

DBL $19

Grey Goose

France

SGL $12

DBL $22

Bacardi White/Dark

Puerto Rico

SGL $9

DBL $17

Kraken

Trinidad & Tobago

SGL $10

DBL $18

Tanqueray

England

SGL $9

DBL $17

Hendrick’s

Scotland

SGL $12

DBL $23

Milagro Blanco / Reposado

Mexico

SGL $10

DBL $19

Creyantes Mezcal

Mexico

SGL $15

DBL $28

Don Julio Reposado

$20

$38

Highballs

$7

Double Highballs

$11

Premium Liquor

+

$9

Double Premium

+

$17

Phillips

Phoenix Tears Lager

16 oz Sleeve $7

20 oz Pint $9

60 oz Pitcher $26

Beau’s

Good Time ISA

16 oz Sleeve $7

20 oz Pint $9

60 oz Pitcher $26

Rainhard

KAPOW! IPA

16 oz Sleeve $7

20 oz Pint $9

60 oz Pitcher $26

Side Launch

Side Launch Wheat Ale

16 oz Sleeve $7

20 oz Pint $9

60 oz Pitcher $26

Collective Arts

Stranger Than Fiction Porter

16 oz Sleeve $7

20 oz Pint $9

60 oz Pitcher $26

Cowbell

Doc Purdue's Bobcat Red Ale

16 oz Sleeve $7

20 oz Pint $9

60 oz Pitcher $26

Pommies Cider

20 oz Pint $9

60 oz Pitcher $26

Rotating Seasonal Taps

-Ask!-

Blood Brothers

Blood Light Rotating Can (355 ml.)

$7

Lake of Bays

Switchback Pilsner Tall Can (473 ml.)

$8

Collective Arts

Ransack the Universe Ipa Tall Can (473 ml.)

$8

Little Beasts

Dry Hopped Sour Saison Bomber (650 ml.)

$16

Halo

Magic Missle Dry Hopped Pale Ale Bomber (650 ml.)

$16

Guinness

Stout Tall Can (473 ml.)

$9

Delirium Tremens

Golden Strong Ale Bottle (330 ml.)

$10

Fruli

Strawberry Belgian White Bottle (330 ml.)

$9

Mongozo

Gf Organic Pilsner Bottle (330 ml.)

$6

Collective Arts

Local Press Cider Tall Can (473 ml.)

$10

Pommies Cider

Pommies Perry Bottle (473 ml.)

$11

Butterbeer

A traditional wizarding beverage that will have you speaking parseltongue in no time! | Butterscotch Schnapps, Root Beer, Liquid Ice Cream*, magic stuff, *can be made dairy-free (2 oz)

$9

Peach’s Iced Tea

Sorry, your princess has abducted herself to another castle to drink this in PEACE! | Bourbon, peach juice, iced tea, a reprieve from being a damsel in distress for 5 minutes (2 oz)

$9

Romulan Ale

Banned in the Federation since the 2240s, but we won’t tell... | Smirnoff Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Blue Curacao, lemon juice, soda, dilithium crystals (2 oz)

$10

Coffee a La Crow

Caffeine to rouse your dead soul, booze to kill the pain of being alive. | Kahlua, Bailey’s Irish Cream, Coffee, whipped cream, highly keepable mug (2 oz)

$10

Served in an amazing Collectible Storm Crow Mug you can keep! $5

The Great Old One

A classic non-Euclidean cocktail from beyond space and time. | Bourbon, brown sugar, orange bitters, Essence of Shoggoth, lotta eldritch stuff, probably (2 oz)

$10

Corpse Reanimator

“It’s alive!” | Gin, Lillet, Absinthe, Triple Sec, lemon, brain that “fell off a truck” somewhere, some ‘lectricity and stuff (2.5 oz)

$12

What We Drink in the Shadows

When you are a vampire, you become very… sexy! | White Wine, Peach Schnapps, blueberry compote, orange juice, a drop of blood from your familar (2 oz)

$12

Release the Kraken

The Kraken is invincible! 100 men could not defeat him! | Kraken Rum, Absinthe, lime, ginger beer, sweat of Harry Hamlin (2 oz)

$12

Wakanda Smash

Scienced together with the strength of Bast and a pinch of vibranium. | Bourbon, fresh mint, raspberry compote, lemon, heart-shaped herb (2 oz)

$14

Maximum Effort

A Deadpool fave from Sister Margaret’s, it’s made with enough X-force to break through the 4th wall. | Aperol, Prosecco, orange juice, orange bitters, Ryan Reynolds crossed with a shar-pei (2 oz)

$14

Mezterio

There’s no way you can defeat our hypnotic cocktail magic, Spider-man! | Creyante Mezcal, pineapple, egg whites, lemon juice, Applewood smoke of confusion (2 oz)

$17

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

Similar in effect to having your collective brains smashed out with a large gold brick wrapped in lemon. Made for two or more beings to share, but don’t have more than two PGGBs or you’ll both feel like a thirty ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia. | Ol’ Janx Spirit, Arcturan Mega-Gin, Fallian marsh gas, Qualactin Hypermint extract (5 oz)

Dark Side Bowl

Don’t underestimate the power of the Dark Side. We’ve searched through every den of scum and villainy to find the most fearsome drink in the Empire. We find your lack of spirit disturbing. Pommies Cider, Dark Rum, Amaretto, Spiced Rum, TIE-fighter of fruit juices, Dagobah mist (6 oz)

Margarita

$12

Negroni

$12

Tom Collins

$12

Long Island Iced Tea

$12

Mojito

$12

Old Fashioned

$12

Manhattan

$12

Martini

Domestic

$12

Martini

Fancy

$12

Whiskey Sour*

$12

Amaretto Sour*

$12

Caesar**

SG $8

DB $12

Bloody Mary

SG $8

DB $12

*Contains Egg Whites | **Made With Walter Classic Spice Mix

1. Dice With Destiny

Ask your server for the infamous 20-sided die

2. Roll the Bones

Get lucky! If you roll a natural 20 you get to keep the shot glass!

3. Face Your Fate

Enjoy the Shooter the Lords of Chaos Have Selected for You.

1. Critical Miss!

Well, you can’t win them all. | El Jimador Tequila,Tabasco, Tiamat’s Bile

2. Caesar’s Revenge

You maniacs! Banana Liqueur, Crown Royal

3. The Jack Burton

Everybody relax, I’m here. Amaretto, dropped into cola and lager.

4. The Machete

Machete don’t drink layered shooters. El Jimador Tequila and lime wedge

5. The Dark Knight **

Does it come in black? | Kahlua, Baileys

6. Vulcan Mindmeld

My mind, to your mind. My thoughts to your thoughts. | Creme de Menthe, Creme de Cacao

7. Snow Crash **

“To condense fact from the vapor of nuance.” Sambuca, Baileys

8. Pickle Rick

Not an excuse for trying to avoid therapy. | Jameson whiskey, pickle juice

9. District 9

Good for humans and prawn alike. | Creme de Cacao, Kraken rum

10. The Matrix.

“No one can be told what the Matrix is...” | Grenadine, Blue Curacao, Vodka

11. Blair Witch

“It’s not the same log, Mike...” Frangelico, lime

12. Katniss Everdeen *

“I volunteer as Tribute for District 12!” Creme de cacao, Frangelico

13. Jules Verne

From the Earth to the Moon! Butter Ripple Schnapps, Captain Morgan Spiced Rum

14. Admiral Ackbar

It’s not a trap! | Fireball whiskey, peppermint schnapps

15. Xenomorph Brain Fluid **

“Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.” | Creme de Cacao, Blue Curacao, Grenadine, Baileys

16. Sonic Screwdriver

“Who looked at that and thought, oh, maybe it should be more sonic?” Absolut Mandarin, orange juice, sonic

17. Khal Drogo

Our moon and stars. | Captain Morgans Coconut rum, peach schnapps

18. Sith Lord

Peace is a lie. There is only passion. Feel the power of the Dark Side. | Jägermeister, hate

19. Smaug’s Golden Hoard

We’re the dragon that hoards shots. | Sambuca, Goldschläger

20. Critical Hit!

A supersized mega-shot and you get to keep the shot glass! You can’t choose this shot, you have to get lucky... | Vodka, lemon, sugar frosting

** Shot contains dairy | * Shot contains traces of hazelnut

Klingon Bloodwine

A fine non-alcoholic warrior’s drink for the glory of the Klingon Empire! | Raspberry compote, mint, lime, soda, honour

Moonwell Fizz

Rumoured to be invented by Illidan Stormrage himself! | Blueberry compote, lemon juice, 7UP, Elune’s light

Muggle Butterbeer

Like our regular Butterbeer, without any alcohol but the same amount of magical stuffs | Root Beer, liquid ice cream*, patronus, *can be made dairy-free

Mister Nickel’s Mango Meanie

For when you need a mean encyclopedic knowledge of pop-culture and general nerdom (+$2) | Mango juice, pineapple juice, ginger ale, dry ice

Coffee

Hot Chocolate

Tea

Pop

$3

Arizona Green Iced Tea

$4

Juice

$6

Erdinger Non-Alcoholic Beer

$9