Menu
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View the menu below or "Download PDF" for our in-seat dining menu as of today. For the Dungeon Burger Sheet, check the next menu tab!
We will be updating our offering as we go, so check back here before your next visit.
Bits 'n Bites
Appetizers and Small Plates-
Legendary Chickpea Fries
A Storm Crow classic! Like regular fries, but bigger, made from chickpea batter. Served with vegan sriracha aioli. Gluten Friendly. Vegan.
$11
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Amnesty Lodge French Onion Soup
No chicanery here, just a super secret recipe for the mouths of the Pine Guard only; sauteed onions simmered in savory beef broth, topped with crostini smothered in gooey Gruyère cheese and parsley.
$12
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Calamari of Cthulhu
Tasty strips of squid steaks, marinated in buttermilk and battered in seasoned flour. Fried up and served with not one but two sauces - zesty preserved lemon aioli and a spicy andouille sausage ragu. Cthulhu fhtagn! Ia! Ia!
$17
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Dungeon Poutine
You can get yourself a classic poutine with gravy and squeaky cheese curds, OR add in some bacon, some sunny-side eggs, some pickled jalapeños. Get creative. It's your poutine, after all. Gluten Friendly Possible. Vegan Possible.
$15
Base (choose 1): Shoestring Fries
Base (choose 1): Cubed Home Fries $2
Cheese (choose 1): Cheese Curds or Mozzarella or Vegan Cheese
Gravy (choose 1): Chicken Gravy or Beef Gravy or Vegan Gravy
Choose your Protein: Two Sunny-side Eggs or Fried Pepperoni, Smashed Patty, or Chunky Double-Smoked Bacon $3.50
Choose your Protein: Tex Mex or Honey Garlic Chicken, BBQ Pulled Pork, or Jerk Jackfruit $5
Choose your Protein: Impossible Vegan Patty or Beyond Meat Sausage or Fried Chicken Breast or Baked Chicken Breast $6
Choose your Condiments: Banana Peppers, Caramelized Onions, Sauerkraut, or Fried Jalapenos $0.50
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Burnsides’ Chicken Wings
Rush in and grab these sizzled up chicken wings served with house-made dill ranch and tossed in your choice of sauce: House-made Doom, Rum BBQ, Honey Garlic, Frank's Red Hot, Lemon Pepper, Cajun or Salt & Pepper,
$16
Extra Sauce $1
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Lickitung's Lavish Chicken Lettuce Wraps
Fried chicken karaage lightly tossed in szechuan sauce and served with iceberg lettuce wraps, crispy chow mein, crushed peanuts, green onions and finger chilis. We believe you’ll be using your Lick attack to finish your plate. We won’t judge you. Contains peanuts and sesame.
$18
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Lickitung's Lavish Tofu Lettuce Wraps
Fried tofu karaage lightly tossed in szechuan sauce and served with iceberg lettuce wraps, crispy chow mein, crushed peanuts, green onions and finger chilis. We believe you’ll be using your Lick attack to finish your plate. We won’t judge you. Contains peanuts and sesame. **Vegan-friendly option will not include crispy chow mein**
$17
Salads
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House Atreides Salad
He who controls the salad controls the universe. A traditional Caladan meal with mesclun mix, baby kale, watermelon radish, heirloom carrots, cherry tomato and cucumber tossed with maple balsamic dressing. Gluten-friendly. Vegan.
$13.50
Add Avocado $2
Add Fried or Baked Chicken Breast $6
Add Cajun Shrimp 5 pcs $4
Add Impossible Burger $6
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Romero Caesar Salad
Come, my comic cohorts in crime and croûtons! This savory salad will hold your taste buds for ransom with fresh romaine hearts, sourdough croûtons, double smoked bacon and grana padano, tossed in our house-made Caesar dressing. Gluten-Friendly Possible.
$15
Add Avocado $2
Add Fried or Baked Chicken Breast $6
Add Impossible Vegan Burger $6
Dragon Bowl-Z
Healthy, Fresh Bowls-
Majin-Buu-falo's Chicken Tendie Bowl
You’ll be absorbing this bountiful bowl of power filled with chopped iceberg lettuce, black beans, corn, grape tomatoes, buffalo sauce-tossed chicken tendies and shredded cheese! Nothing evil about this bowl...we think. Make it Vegan-friendly with Beyond tendies, Daiya cheese and Frank’s Red Hot +$3
$17.50
Add Avocado $2
Add Fried Soy Chili Tofu $4
Add Fried or Baked Chicken Breast $5
Add Impossible Vegan Burger $6
Add Cajun Shrimp 5pcs $4
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Chi-Chi's Chicken Bowl
The mother of all Dragon Bowls contains scrumptious amounts of baby kale, romaine, edamame, red pepper, carrots, pickled red cabbage, and boneless honey garlic chicken. Finished with japanese-style honey-sesame wafu dressing, green onions and garnished with black sesame seeds. Gluten-Friendly Possible
$17.50
Add Avocado $2
Add Fried Soy Chilli Tofu $4
Add Impossible Vegan Burger $6
Add Baked or Fried Chicken Breast $6
Add Cajun Shrimp 5pcs $4
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Vegeta-Bowl with Noodles
A vegan feast fit for a Saiyan prince! Soba noodles tossed with a rich house-made peanut sauce, a variety of fresh veggies and classic herbs. You might even say its deliciousness level is... over 9000! Vegan. *Noodles contain gluten*
$16
Add Avocado $2
Fried Soy Chilli Tofu $4
Add Impossible Vegan Burger $6
Add Baked or Fried Chicken Breast $6
Add Cajun Shrimp 5pcs $4
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Tex-Mex Krillin’d Chicken Bowl
Nothing short about this bowl here! A mighty bowl rivaling Goku's bowl filled with spicy dark chicken meat, roasted corn, black beans and tomatoes, all on top of cilantro rice. Topped with avocado, crispy corn tortillas and a zesty lime aioli!
$17
Add Avocado $2
Add Fried Soy Chilli Tofu $4
Add Impossible Vegan Burger $6
Add Baked or Fried Chicken Breast $6
Add Cajun Shrimp 5pcs $4
Mega Bites
Burgers & Sandwiches
All of our burgers and sandwiches come with your choice of house-punched Fries or House Salad. All our burgers are served on a Martin's Potato bun (contains sesame and milk products). When seeking adventure you can upgrade to Caesar Salad or Chickpea Fries for +$3 or Poutine for +$4.95.-
Dungeon Burger
Let the capricious whims of Fate build your burger. Will it be beef? Chicken? Loin of Bugbear with a Gelatinous Cube demi-glace? Probably not that one, BUT WHO KNOWS? Comes with a collectible trading card because every dungeon needs loot. Ready to roll? Ask your server for a Dungeon Burger sheet and a D20. $18.50 and up. Gluten Friendly Possible. Vegan Possible.
$18.50
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Thunder Burger
Chomp into an electrifying double beef patty with bacon, gooey cheddar cheese, bread and butter pickles and signature Storm Crow special sauce, served on a toasted bun. A burger fit for the God of Thunder - not lightning! Served with your choice of Mjolnir-crushing side. Gluten Friendly Possible.
$22
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Storm Burger
Looking for a bit of a lighter spark...erm, snack? Try our Storm Burger - just like our Thunder burger - but without the additional patty, bacon, and cheese! Served with lettuce, tomato, onion and your choice of side. Gluten Friendly Possible.
$18
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Botany Bay Burger
This veggie burger has been augmented to be far superior! A delectable Impossible burger vegan patty topped with avocado, caramelized onion and house-made vegan sriracha aioli on a vegan-friendly bun. You’ll be yelling, “KHAAAAAAAN I have another?” Vegan. Gluten Friendly Possible.
$20
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Chaos Chicken Sandwich of Tzeentch
A magical chicken sandwich blessed by the changer of ways to delight your eyes AND mouth. Chaos serves this seasoned crispy fried boneless breast with mayo and lettuce on a toasted potato bun.
$18
Cheddar $2
Swiss $2
Bacon $2
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Appa's Korean Fried Chicken Sandwich
Our Korean-inspired fried chicken sandwich is gossip-worthy and delicious enough to make the Baby Jesus cry. Crispy fried boneless chicken breast, kimchi-slaw, pickled carrots and gochujang aioli on a toasted potato bun.
$19
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Pulled Pigs in Space Sandwich
...and now another episode of PULLED PIGS IN SPACE: We take our house-made braised pork and launch it into a wormhole for optimal pulling effects, top it with pickled red cabbage slaw, BBQ sauce and serve it all on a toasted potato bun-ship.
$17.50
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Druid Burger
Wield the power of nature with our jerk-flavoured jackfruit burger, garnished with vegan coleslaw and sauced with house-made BBQ sauce. Served on a vegan-friendly bun.
$17.50
Mains
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Penne-wise 2: Chicken Boogaloo
Beep Beep! We’re not clowning around with this terrifyingly delicious pasta featuring basil pesto, cream, spinach and chicken breast. Served with garlic bread on the side. Shapeshift your garlic bread to cheesy proportions for an additional $3.
$21
Cheesy Garlic Bread $3
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Redshirt Chicken Curry
Make this delicious red curry your Prime Directive! Lovingly cooked with chicken breast, spinach, house-made red thai curry and served with cilantro-jasmine rice, it will last about as long on your plate as Starfleet Ensign Smithwick did on Exo-III while investigating the cave of the rogue android. Finished with a crispy rice paper. Vegan tofu option available. Sauce contains coconut and peanuts.
$19
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Deejay's Jerk Chicken Waffle
Kickbox your tastebuds with this wickedly spiced jerk chicken. Tag-teamed with a Belgian waffle and creamy coleslaw - this dish will surely K.O. your appetite!
$19
Add Jerk Chicken $5
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Innsmouth-Style Fish & Chips
This New England pub favourite comes to the Storm Crow. Devour a Deep One’s catch of fresh beer-battered cod, served with tartar sauce, crispy fries and coleslaw.
$18
Add a second piece of fish $5
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Chicken Tendies
Like Chicken Nuggies, but BIGGER! Suitable for minions and high level demons alike. Enjoy these tendies with your choice of side. Served with sauced plums. Or, make Buzz proud of your plant-based life style and substitute for Beyond Tendies (+$3). To Infinity and Beyond!
$16
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Swamp Thing's Louisiana Linguine
Straight outta the bayou, this mouthwatering linguine dish is made with shrimp and squid, cherry tomatoes, cajun cream sauce, grana padano cheese and yes, some slightly sinister spinach. Comes with garlicky baguette and an ominous banjo twang.
$21
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Pad Thai Fighter
Grand Moff Tarkin’s favourite dish on the Death Star, this spicy noodle bowl will crush the rebellion of your hunger in one delicious stroke! House-made coconut sauce, tofu, carrots and red peppers conquer a bed of rice noodles. Garnished with lime, cilantro, and crushed peanuts. Vegan
$19
Add Chicken Breast $6
Add Shrimp 5pcs $4
Church of Pizza | Pies From Above
All of our pies are 12” (eight slices), and are topped with a roasted garlic bulb. (GF) Cauliflower Crust available upon request +$4 Like all of our food, our pizza dough is made with fresh, quality ingredients. We proudly use “00” flour from Italy. Our pizza sauce is made in house to give our guests a true authentic pizza experience.-
Pizza Lunch Special (12-4 p.m.)
Includes an 8” version of any of our Pies From Above and your choice of Fries or House Salad. Dine-in only.
$17
Upgrade to Caesar Salad or Chickpea Fries $3
Upgrade to Poutine $4.95
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Power of Pulled Pork Poutine (Compels You!)
Beef gravy, mozzarella cheese, pulled pork, cheese curds, shoestring fries.
$19
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The Diavolo
Spicy San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, hot Italian sausage, spicy soppressata salami, pickled jalapeno peppers.
$19
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The Virgin Margherita
House-made San Marzano tomato sauce, fior di latte and sprinkled with maldon salt. Topped with basil-infused oil.
$17.50
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Pope-rroni Pie
House-made San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, Ezzo pepperoni.
$19
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Garden of Eatin’
House-made San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, banana peppers, roasted cremini mushrooms, roasted portobello mushrooms, spinach, and chives.
$19
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Blessed Bianca
White sauce*, mozzarella, brie and smoked bacon. *White sauce contains chili flakes.
$19
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Our pizza, who ART Hawaiian
House-made San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella, pineapple, peameal bacon and chili flakes.
$19
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Build Your Own Holy Pie
Custom 12" Pie (8 slices).
Choose your Crust: Regular
Choose your Crust: Gluten Friendly Cauliflower Crust $4
Choose your Sauce: House-made San Marzano tomato sauce (V) or Spiced House-made San Marzano tomato sauce (V)
Choose your Sauce: Vegan Mushroom Sauce (V) or White Cream Sauce $1
Choose your Cheese: Mozzarella or Vegan Cheese
Double your cheese: Fior Di Latte Cheese | Mozzarella Cheese | Vegan Cheese | Goat Cheese $4
Choose your Veggies +$2.50 ea: Spinach, Banana Peppers, Caramelized Onions, Red Onions, Pickled Jalapeños, Cremini Mushrooms, Portobello Mushrooms, Sliced Tomato, Red Peppers, Pineapple $2.50
Choose your Meat +$4.50 ea: Ezzo Pepperoni, Bacon Strips, Soppressata Salami, Ground Beef, Hot Italian Sausage $4.50
Choose your Meat: Impossible Vegan Burger $6
Baptise your Holy Pie with a dip: Marinara, Dill Ranch, Roasted Garlic Aioli, Vegan Sriracha Aioli, Chili Oil, BBQ Sauce, Creamy Caesar $2
Prices are subject to applicable taxes.




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Scroll below or click "Download PDF" to view our drinks menu as of today; full of smoking, bubbling cocktails and mocktails, collectibles, craft beer and warm libations to get the chill out.
We will be expanding our offering as we go, so check back here before your next visit!
Download PDFSignature Cocktails + Crow Creations
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Butterbeer (2oz)
A traditional wizarding beverage that will have you speaking parseltongue in no time! Butterscotch Schnapps, Rootbeer, Liquid Ice Cream*, Magic Stuff*, Can be made vegan upon request.**
$12
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Beetle Juice (2oz)
Say the name three times (c'mon, just do it!), and let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose from this post-modern cocktail of the afterlife - it's showtime! Melon Liqueur, Vodka, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup, Soda, Gummy Sandworms.
$13
Dry Ice
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Romulan Ale (2oz)
Banned in the Federation since 2285, but obtained by Storm Crow mixologists after death-defying adventures. We are proud to make this rare refreshment available once more. Vodka, Blue Curacao, Peach Schnapps, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup.
$13
Dry Ice
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Release The Kraken (2oz)
The Kraken is invincible! 100 men could not defeat him! Kraken Rum, Absinthe, Lime, Nickel Brook Ginger Beer, Sweat of Harry Hamlin.
$14
Dry Ice
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The Great Old One (2oz)
A classic non-Euclidean cocktail from beyond space and time. Hickory-smoked Bourbon, simple syrup, orange and angostura bitters, essence of Shoggoth.
$14
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Miskatonic Gin (1.5oz)
Quench your eldritch thirst with this experimental new beverage! A test tube of royal blue Empress 1908 Gin is combined with lemon-infused tonic water and Lavender Citrus Bitters, to create a crisp yet soul-chilling cocktail.
$17
Dry Ice
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The Mind Flayer (2oz)
Whether you secretly identitify as demogorgan or not, prepare to join our Hive Mind! Your tastebuds will be turned upside down. Sorry. Psychic powers not included. Maybe. Melon liquer, Alberta Premium Rye, Citric Acid, Grenadine.
$15
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Coffee à la Crow (2oz)
Caffeine to rouse your dead soul, booze to kill the pain of being alive. Kahlua, Bailey's, Coffee, Whipped Cream. Highly keep-able thermal mug for an additional $5!
$12
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Bananas in Pajamas (2oz)
Make your way to Cuddles Avenue with a stack of munchy honeycakes to enjoy with this sweet espresso martini! No named bananas were harmed in the making of this drink. Espresso, Crème de Banane, Kahlua, Bailey's. Finished with cinnamon.
$15
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She-Hulk’s Gamma Juice (2.25oz)
Your objections will be sustained after consuming this vibrant drink made with Creme de Banane, Malibu, Blue Curacao and pineapple juice. This tropical beverage can only be consumed in small doses unless you're some form of gigantic, green superhuman.
$13
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Black Noir (2.5oz)
Like a silent, dark enigma shrouded in ninja smoke, this Black Manhattan is the perfect sipping drink while you bide your time waiting for the best opportunity to strike! Don't worry - no Almond Joy was used in the creation of this drink. Contains Amaro Lucano, Crown Royal, Cedar Cherry Bitters.
$18
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Hot Toad-Y (2oz) - LIMITED QTY
Toad’s got a new hot and spicy look. Do we mean that literally or figuratively? You decide. Regardless, Toad’s big heart and fierce loyalty bring extra warmth to this classic winter drink made with Chai-infused Brandy, Honey Simple Syrup and garnished with Cinnamon. Served in a highly keepable thermal mug - yours to take home for an additional $5.
$14
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Buzz-ed Lightyear (2oz)
Steel yourselves against the the evil robot army of Zurg. This cocktail made with Gin, Amaretto, Jagermeister, Lemon Juice and Honey Simple Syrup will grant you enough buzz to travel through hyperspeed!
$17
Dry Ice
Shareables + Collectibles
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Dark Side Bowl (6oz)
Don't underestimate the power the of Dark Side. We've searched through every den of scum and villainy to find the most fearsome drink in the Empire. Captain Morgan's Dark Rum, Southern Comfort Whiskey, Pineapple Juice, Lemon Juice, Orange Juice, 7-Up. For 2-5 people.
$36
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Wrath of the Lychee King (3oz)
The ultimate cocktail fit for the King of the Scourge army. Created with unholy gin, blood-plagued ginger and elderflower liqueurs, and frosty dry ice, this lychee-infused drink will defile any mortal senses of sobriety. Take home your own undead phylactery for an additional $20.
$25
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Hocus Pocus Life Potion (6oz)
The Sander sisters are trying to stay alive and only this cinnamon apple life potion can save them! Brew this interactive potion to give you an extended life with apple cider, green sour puss, aperol and other magical potion vials! It’s just a bunch of Hocus Pocus! A Cinnamon Apple Flavoured Cocktail for 2-5 People
$45
SPECIAL STUFF
Mocktails
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Mister Nickel's Mango Meanie
For when you need a mean encyclopedic knowledge of general nerdom. Mango juice, pineapple juice, ginger ale, dry ice.
$7
Dry Ice
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Muggle Butterbeer
Butterbeer without alcohol but with magical stuffs. Root Beer, liquid ice cream*, patronus, *can be made dairy-free with soy milk.
$7
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Persephone's Pomegranate Iced Tea
With pomegranate and hints of lychee, this iced tea is so delicious, you won't mind staying in the Underworld with Hades a bit longer...Pomegranate juice, lychee juice, lemon, iced tea, and club soda.
$7
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Pink Panther Virgin Mojito
Got a case of thirst to solve? Pink Panther is on it. This virgin mojito is refreshing sip after sip, and it's pink! Mint, lime, grenadine, and club soda.
$7
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Potion of Power
Perfect for younger heroes, or those who wish to keep their wits about them, this glowing, bubbling beverage for two contains orange juice, pineapple juice, Sprite, grenadine, mystical powers, gamma rays. Also available as a pitcher (serves up to 3).
$7 per Potion for One
$14 per Pitcher of Power
Contains Dry Ice
Beer, Wine and Spirits
Draught Beer
16 oz. - $8 | 20 oz. - $10 | 60 oz. - $28-
Cowbell Brewing - Shindig Lager
ABV: 4.2% IBU: 14
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Wellington Brewery - County Brown Ale
ABV: 5.0% IBU: 24
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Karbon - J.E.D.I. IPA
ABV: 6.5% IBU: 35
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Cowbell Brewing - Bobcat Red Ale
ABV: 5.5% IBU: 30
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Collective Arts - Stranger Than Fiction Porter
ABV: 5.5% IBU: 25
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Karbon - One World Wit
ABV: 5.0% IBU: 6
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West Avenue - Heritage Dry Cider
ABV: 6.5%
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Cowbell Brewing - Hazy Days IPA
ABV: 6% IBU: 36
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Left Field Brewing - Greenwood IPA
ABV: 6.3% IBU: 65
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Elora Brewing - Elora Borealis Pale Ale
ABV: 5.1%
CANNED BEERS & SELTZERS
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Karbon Brewery - Jedi IPA (473ml)
$9
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Karbon Brewery - Helios Helles Lager (473ml)
$9
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Kensington Brewery - Peach Lavender Seltzer (473ml)
$9
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Kensington Brewery - Lemon, Lime & Yuzu Seltzer (473ml)
$9
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Kensington Brewery - Black Cherry & Cascara (473ml)
$9
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Brickworks - Stadium Peach Cider (473ml)
$9
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Brickworks - Batch: 1904 Cider (473ml)
$9
Wine
Red Wine
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Bread and Butter - Cabernet Sauvignon, California
5 oz. $12
8 oz. $16
Bottle $40
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Albert Bichot - Pinot Noir, France
5 oz. $14
8 oz. $18
Bottle $45
White Wine
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Bread and Butter - Chardonnay, California
5 oz. $12
8 oz. $16
Bottle $40
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16 Rongopai - Sauvignon Blanc, New Zealand
5 oz. $10
8 oz. $14
Bottle $35
ROSÉ WINE
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21 Triennes Rose, France
5 oz. $14
8 oz. $18
Bottle $50
Sparkling Wine
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Toro Bravo Secco - Spain
6 oz. $10
Bottle $35
Spirits
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Well (1oz)
$7
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Double Well (2oz)
$12
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Premium (1oz) - $9+
Non-Alcoholic
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Coffee or Tea
$3
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Hot Chocolate
$3
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Wellington Brewery - Cascade Hop Water
$5
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Harmon's Brewery - Lunchbox Non-Alcoholic Lager
$8
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Harmon's Brewery - Half Day Non-Alcoholic Hazy IPA
$8
Prices are subject to applicable taxes.





DO YOU DARE TO DRINK WITH DESTINY?
1 DICE WITH DESTINY | Ask your server for the infamous 20-sided die.
2 ROLL THE BONES | Get Lucky! If you roll a natural 20 you get to keep the shot glass!
3 FACE YOUR FATE | Enjoy the shooter the Lords of Chaos have selected for you
Download PDFRandom Shots
$6 per roll. $7 if you defy the Gods of Chance and select your own shot. All prices subject to applicable taxes.-
1: CRITICAL MISS! 1 oz.
Well, you can’t win them all. El Jimador Tequila, Tabasco, Tiamat’s Bile
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2: CAESAR'S REVENGE - 1 oz.
You maniacs! Banana Liqueur, Crown Royal
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3: THE JACK BURTON - 1 oz.
Everybody relax, I’m here. Amaretto, dropped into Cola and Lager
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4: THE MACHETE - 1 oz.
Machete don’t drink layered shooters. El Jimador Tequila and Lime Wedge
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5: THE DARK KNIGHT* - 1 oz
Does it come in black? Kahlua, Baileys *Contains traces of hazelnut.
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6: BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY - 1 oz.
There’s no intelligent life down here! Bailey's, Kahlua, Banana Liqueur
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7: SNOW CRASH** - 1 oz.
“To condense fact from the vapor of nuance.” Sambuca, Baileys **Contains dairy.
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8: PICKLE RICK - 1 oz.
Not an excuse for trying to avoid therapy. Jameson whiskey, pickle juice
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9: ANDUIN'S HOPE - 1 oz.
Stand as one...FOR THE ALLIANCE! Creme de Cacao, Blue Curacao
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10: THE MATRIX - 1 Oz.
“No one can be told what the Matrix is...” Grenadine, Blue Curacao, Vodka
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11: KITANA'S KISS - 1 oz.
The sweetest fatality. Southern Comfort, Amaretto
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12: KATNISS EVERDEEN - 1 oz.
“I volunteer as Tribute for District 12!” Creme de Cacao, Butter Ripple
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13: JULES VERNE - 1 oz.
From the Earth to the Moon! Butter Ripple Schnapps, Captain Morgan Spiced Rum
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14: ADMIRAL ACKBAR - 1 oz.
It’s not a trap! Fireball Whiskey, Peppermint Schnapps
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15: XENOMORPH BRAIN FLUID** - 1 oz
“Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility." Creme de Cacao, Blue Curacao, Grenadine, Baileys **Contains dairy.
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16: DAMNIT JANET - 1 oz.
Spontaneous musical number not included. Fireball Whiskey, Goldschlager, Grenadine
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17: KHAL DROGO - 1 oz.
Our moon and stars. Malibu Coconut Rum, Peach Schnapps
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18: SITH LORD - 1 oz.
Peace is a lie. There is only passion. Feel the power of the Dark Side. Jägermeister, Hate
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19: SMAUG'S GOLDEN HOARD - 1 oz.
We’re the dragon that hoards shots. Sambuca, Goldschläger
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20: Critical Hit - 1 Oz.
A supersized mega-shot and you get to keep the shot glass! You can’t choose this shot, you have to get lucky... Vodka, lemon, sugar frosted rim
Prices are subject to applicable taxes.




*NEW* Miss Trunchbull's Chocolate Cake 13
Her blood and sweat went into this cake and you will not leave your table until you have consumed the ENTIRE CONFECTION!
*NEW* Old Nan's Bread Pudding 11
A Winterfell favourite fed to generations of Starks to help them through the long nights in the North. Topped with ice cream so that you never forget that ‘Winter is Coming’.
Vegan Chocolate Cake a la Troi 13
I know what you’re thinking, and so does this dessert. A sacred recipe passed down through the daughters of the Fifth House of Betazed, this chocolate cake will leave you feeling fully counselled.
The (Cheese)cake is a Lie! 12
Take a Portal and escape with a slice of our New York-style cheesecake. Enjoy it plain or choose from chocolate, house-made caramel or raspberry sauces. Best enjoyed single player, but co-op campaign available too!
Prices are subject to applicable taxes.
Whether you're an early morning riser or early afternoon, we have your first meal of the day right here! AVAILABLE 12PM - 3PM - SATURDAYS & SUNDAYS (+ STAT HOLIDAYS).
Scroll below or click "Download PDF" to view our Brunch menu.
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*NEW* Frenchie Says, "You're Toast!"
Break your fast like it was the bones of bad Supes. No need for Compound V here! A whole Nutella banana sandwich dipped in French Toast Batter! Topped with Vanilla ice cream and served with maple syrup on the side to power you up for a fight!
$18
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*NEW* Bilbo's Breakfast-Sized Pizza
An unconventional meal created by Mr. Baggins inspired by his travels. He was never quite the same after he returned from a trip with that troublesome wizard. Unlike the sensible and traditional Shire breakfast, Mr. Baggins enjoyed flattening a disc of dough and topping it with white sauce, mozzarella cheese, peameal bacon, brunch potatoes, and a drizzle of hollandaise sauce. Warning: may give you a taste for adventure.
$18
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*NEW* The Shire's Second Breakfast Poutine
In case your first breakfast didn't hit the spot, Second Breakfast is sure to fill any Hobbit's belly up...well at least until Elevenses. Enjoy a hearty bowl of brunch potatoes, cheese curds, hollandaise sauce, chicken gravy, peameal bacon, 2 sunny-side eggs, breakfast turkey sausage, and green onions. Just don't go running into any troublesome wizards.
$18
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Benedict Croissanderbatch
Like its namesake, a beautiful classic with a lovely posh twist! Two perfectly done poached eggs served on a halved baked-in house croissant with peameal bacon, hollandaise and a heaping side of brunch potatoes.
$17
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Avo-Kaiju Toast
Genetically engineered by the Precursors to help you as a mighty Kaiju on your path of destruction: toasted sourdough bread topped with smashed avocado, tomatoes, sliced radishes, arugula, sunny-side egg and finished with maldon sea salt. Served with cajun brunch potatoes.
$16
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Leeloo Breakfast Multipass
A meal suitable for a Supreme Being served however you want it! Two eggs cooked any style with your choice of protein (peameal bacon, smoked bacon, turkey sausage) and choice of toast (sourdough, white toast). Served with brunch potatoes. Add a coffee for, one might even say, a fifth element of brunch.
$17
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Smokey Bear’s Favourite Brisket Hash
REMEMBER! Only you can prevent hangovers...by consuming this meaty cure made with Montreal smoked brisket, house-made rum BBQ sauce, potatoes, corn and black beans. Served with toasted sourdough and two poached eggs on top and finished with hollandaise.
$18
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Brunch Add-ons
Peameal Bacon $3
Bacon $2
Turkey Sausage $2
Any Style Egg $2
Drink
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The Aquaman a.k.a. Jason "Mimosa"
Enough to sate the thirst of the King of Atlantis! Torro Bravo Secco and choice of orange juice or grapefruit juice.
$9
Bottle for the Table $35
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Caesar's Escape
A drink suitable for the finest ape on the planet... or, we suppose, humans could have one too, we guess. Walters caesar mix, vodka (1oz), tabasco, worcestershire sauce, pepper, spicy green bean. Contains absolutely no ALZ-113.
$12
Make it a double +$5
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Coffee a la Crow
Caffeine to rouse your dead soul, booze to kill the pain of being alive. Kahlua, Bailey's, Coffee, Whipped Cream. +$5 for a HIGHLY KEEPABLE THERMAL MUG!!!
$12
Caffeine-Engaged Thermal Mug $5
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For hobbits, dwarves, gnomes, fairies, goblins, and humanoid children.
Featuring small portions for our diminutive adventuring friends under 12 years old!
STORM CROW SMALL ADVENTURERS MENU
Kids meals come with a choice of Pop or Juice to drink and a scoop of Vanilla Ice Cream for dessert.-
MAMA CROW’S OL’ FASHIONED GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH
Grilled cheese made by Mama Crow! Served with choice of side. Vegan Possible.
$13
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CHEF LYNN GWEENY’S PASTA OF THE DAY
Feeling saucy? Slurp up some linguine noodles cooked in yummy Tomato or Butter Parmesan sauce!
$13
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HI FIVE GHOST CHICKEN TENDIES OF CLAPPIN'
Chicken Tendies?! High fives all around! Served with plum sauce and choice of side.
$13
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OWLBEAR SMASHED BURGER
A burger made perfectly sized for hungry, young Owlbears of different sizes and ferocities! Served with choice of side.
$13
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MINI ME’S BREAKFAST MEAL
Available during Brunch hours (Saturdays, Sundays + Stat Holidays). We’ve used our shrink ray in our kitchen to make our classic breakfast manageable for your little ones! Served with toast, one egg, bacon, breakfast taters! Vegan Possible.
$13
Prices are subject to applicable taxes.