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View the menu below or "Download PDF" for our in-seat dining menu as of today. For the Dungeon Burger Sheet, check the next menu tab!

We will be updating our offering as we go, so check back here before your next visit.

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Bits 'n Bites

Appetizers and Small Plates

  • Legendary Chickpea Fries

    A Storm Crow classic! Like regular fries, but bigger, made from chickpea batter. Served with vegan sriracha aioli. Gluten Friendly. Vegan.

    $10.95

  • Mad Snax: The Goat (Cheese) Warrior

    There’s nothing mediocre about the baked-to-order flatbread and house-made seasonal relishes served alongside a mound of delectable Goat Cheese. Served with a roasted garlic and arugula.

    $13

    Add Prosciutto $4

    Add Calabrese $4.50

  • Sweet n’ Spicy Chicken Bites

    Sugar. Spice. And everything Nice. Sure, these bites may not be big-eyed (we think!) and have superpowers, but they come recommended by Mojo Jojo themself! Ask your server about our vegan alternative. Make it a meal with Cilantro Jasmine Rice. Vegan Possible.

    $14.50

    Add Cilantro Jasmine Rice $3

  • Calamari of Cthulhu

    Tasty strips of squid steaks, marinated in buttermilk and battered in seasoned flour. Fried up and served with not one but two sauces - zesty preserved lemon aioli and a spicy andouille sausage ragu. Cthulhu fhtagn! Ia! Ia!

    $15

  • Dungeon Poutine

    You can get yourself a classic poutine with gravy and squeaky cheese curds, OR add in some bacon, some sunny-side eggs, some pickled jalapeños. Get creative. It's your poutine, after all. Gluten Friendly Possible. Vegan Possible.

    $12.95

    Base (choose 1): House- cut Fries

    Base (choose 1): Home Fries $2

    Cheese (choose 1): Cheese Curds or Mozzarella or Vegan Cheese

    Gravy (choose 1): Chicken Gravy or Beef Gravy or Vegan Gravy

    Choose your Protein: Bacon Bits $2

    Choose your Protein: 2 Sunny-side Eggs or Fried Pepperoni or Smash Patty $3

    Choose your Protein: Black Bean Patty $4

    Choose your Protein: Tex Mex or Honey Garlic or Fried Chicken $5

    Choose your Protein: Beyond Meat Sausage $5

    Choose your Condiments: Banana Peppers, Caramelized Onions, Sauerkraut, Fried Jalapenos $0.50

  • Burnsides’ Chicken Wings

    Rush in and grab these sizzled up chicken wings served with house-made dill ranch and tossed in your choice of sauce: Doom, Gochujang Hot, Rum BBQ, Honey Garlic, Salt & Pepper.

    $16

    Extra Sauce $1

  • *NEW* Fremen French Onion Soup

    The finest soup Arrakis has to offer. Made fresh in the sietch with sautéed Vidalia onions simmered in savoury beef broth and brandy, topped with sourdough croutons and smothered in gooey Swiss cheese.

    $12

  • *NEW* Big Shot Soup of the Day

    Shucks Howdy! Ask your server about the bounty on our fresh and delicious soup, served with a side of toasted sourdough.

    $9

Salads

  • *NEW* Senshi Salad Time (GF, V) 12.95

    In the name of the Moon, this Sailor salad will right wrongs and triumph over evil with tender greens, chunky tomatoes, crunchy cucumbers, and shredded carrots tossed in a house-made maple apple vinaigrette. Gluten Friendly. Vegan.

    $12.95

    Add Avocado $2

    Add Fried Chicken Thigh $5

    Add Baked Chicken Breast $6

    Add Cajun Shrimp 4 pcs $4

    Add Cajun Shrimp 8 pcs $7

  • Romero Caesar Salad

    Come, my comic cohorts in crime and croûtons! This savory salad will hold your taste buds for ransom with fresh romaine hearts, house-made Caesar dressing, house-made croûtons, bacon bits and parmesan. Gluten Friendly Possible.

    $12.95

    Add Avocado $2

    Add Fried Chicken Thigh $5

    Add Baked Chicken Breast $6

    Add Cajun Shrimp 4 pcs $4

    Add Cajun Shrimp 8 pcs $7

Dragon Bowl Z

Healthy, Fresh Bowls

  • Adventure Lime Chicken Bowl

    Sweet as Princess Bubblegum and tart as Marceline, this perfectly delightful honey garlic chicken bowl provides the perfect balance in the world, much like our favourite OTP. Contains scrumptious amounts of kale, romaine, edamame, red pepper and finished with toasted nori aioli and green onions. Garnished with black sesame seeds.

    $16

    Add Avocado $2

    Add Black Bean Patty or Soy Chilli Tofu $4

    Add Beyond Meat Sausage $5

    Add Baked Chicken Breast $6

    Add Cajun Shrimp 4pcs $4

    Add Cajun Shrimp 8pcs $7

  • Vegeta-Bowl with Noodles

    A vegan feast fit for a Saiyan prince! Linguine noodles tossed with a rich house-made peanut sauce, a variety of fresh veggies and classic herbs. You might even say its deliciousness level is... over 9000! Vegan.

    $15

    Add Avocado $2

    Add Black Bean Patty or Soy Chilli Tofu $4

    Add Beyond Meat Sausage $5

    Add Baked Chicken Breast $6

    Add Cajun Shrimp 4pcs $4

    Add Cajun Shrimp 8pcs $7

  • Son Goku’s Greek Bowl

    Made with enough super food to power up the Kamehameha! This hearty bowl is filled with quinoa pilaf, lentils, roasted sweet potatoes, kale and baby spinach. We've topped this bowl off with Majin Buu-beetroot hummus, feta cheese, kalamata olives and diced tomatoes to give this Saiyan bowl the full experience. Vegan Possible.

    $15

    Add Avocado $2

    Add Black Bean Patty or Soy Chilli Tofu $4

    Add Beyond Meat Sausage $5

    Add Baked Chicken Breast $6

    Add Cajun Shrimp 4pcs $4

    Add Cajun Shrimp 8pcs $7

  • Tex-Mex Krillin’d Chicken Bowl

    Nothing short about this bowl here! A mighty bowl rivaling Goku's bowl filled with spicy dark chicken meat, roasted corn, black beans and tomatoes, all on top of cilantro rice. Topped with avocado and a zesty lime aioli!

    $16

    Add Avocado $2

    Add Black Bean Patty or Soy Chilli Tofu $4

    Add Beyond Meat Sausage $5

    Add Baked Chicken Breast $6

    Add Cajun Shrimp 4pcs $4

    Add Cajun Shrimp 8pcs $7

Mega Bites

Mother Cluckers Apocalyptic Fried Chicken

Upgrade your Fries or House Salad to Caesar Salad, or Chickpea Fries for +$3 or Poutine for +$4.95

  • Cluckin’ Chicken Sandwich

    Our infamous crispy double-battered boneless chicken thigh with lettuce and mayo on a toasted burger bun, served with your choice of side.

    $15.95

    Add Cheese $2

    Add Bacon $2

  • Nostromo Hot Chickenburster Sandwich

    Nashville hot chicken has nothing on our Nostromo-style sandwich, made with double-battered fried chicken and housemade hot sauce on extra-thick Texas toast. Out of this world flavor will explode your chest cavity, but in a good way! Comes with bread and butter pickles and your choice of side.

    $17.50

  • Chickpocalypse Now

    It’s the end of the world as we know it and you feel... fried! Chow down on two pieces of our double-battered chicken, seasoned with our own chest-bursting Nostromo hot sauce and fresh-baked cornbread. Served with bread and butter pickles and lemon oregano slaw. Are you getting it? Armageddon it!

    $18.50

  • Chicken Tendies

    Like Chicken Nuggies, but BIGGER! Suitable for minions and high level demons alike. Enjoy these tendies with your choice of side. Served with sauced plums. Or, make Buzz proud of your plant-based life style and substitute for Beyond Tendies (+$3). To Infinity and Beyond! Vegan Possible.

    $15

    Substitute for Beyond Tendies $3

Smash Burgers, Sandwiches & Poke-(W)raps

All of our burgers and sandwiches come with your choice of house-punched Fries or House Salad. When seeking adventure you can upgrade to Caesar Salad or Chickpea Fries for +$3 or Poutine for +$4.95.

  • Gamma Burger

    Irradiated, yes, but only with the most delicious of mutagenic cosmic beams! Transform yourself with two smashed beef patties, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles and house made burger sauce, served with your choice of side. Gluten Friendly Possible.

    $16.95

  • Dungeon Burger

    Let the capricious whims of Fate build your burger. Will it be beef? Chicken? Loin of Bugbear with a Gelatinous Cube demi-glace? Probably not that one, BUT WHO KNOWS? Comes with a collectible trading card because every dungeon needs loot. Ready to roll? Ask your server for a Dungeon Burger sheet and a D20. $17 and up. Gluten Friendly Possible. Vegan Possible.

    $17

  • HULK SMASH! Burger

    This incredible burger will sate your hulking hunger! Triple smashed beef patties, triple cheddar cheese, bread and butter pickles, housemade burger sauce and your choice of (avenging) side-kick! Gluten Friendly Possible.

    $20

  • Black Bean Meatless Burger

    Nothing shady about this burger here! Category is: MEATLESS REALNESS EXTRAVAGANZA! Brown rice, black beans and corn are combined together and served on a toasted bun with vegan sriracha aioli, lettuce, tomato and onion. Vegan. Gluten Friendly Possible.

    $16

  • Reuben's Redemption-wich

    Sure, this sandwich will never be as popular as our "Clay-Aiken" Chicken Sandwich, but it's still a winner in its own way. Marble rye bread, 6oz smoked meat, sauerkraut, house-made thousand island dressing, Swiss cheese, pickle spear. Served with your choice of side.

    $17.50

  • Chicken Cranberry Wrap

    Tightly wrapped like a Tentacruel with its prey, this healthy wrap contains chicken breast, house-made Cherrim-coloured cranberry compote, Gogoat milk goat cheese, Magical Leaf spinach and sliced avocado. Served with your choice of side.

    $16

  • Vegan Wrap

    Mega Evolve yourself with this Vegan-friendly alternative! This leafy wrap has been approved by Gym Leader Erika! Black bean and corn patty, edamame, spinach, avocado and carrots. Drizzled with cilantro-lime aioli and served with your choice of side. Vegan.

    $15

Mains

  • *NEW* Penne-wise à la Vodka

    Beep Beep! We’re not clowning around with this terrifyingly delicious pasta dish featuring spicy hot sausage, roasted red peppers, vodka, arugula, San Marzano tomatoes, cream, parmesan, garlicky sourdough bread and an optional side of tasty, tasty fear.

    $20

  • Pad Thai Fighter

    Grand Moff Tarkin’s favourite dish on the Death Star, this spicy noodle bowl will crush the rebellion of your hunger with one delicious stroke! Chicken, shrimp, house-made coconut sauce, carrots and red peppers conquer a bed of noodles, like an ion torpedo to your taste buds! Garnished with lime, cilantro, and the Emperor’s preferred crushed peanuts. Vegan Possible.

    $19

  • Doomshroom Linguine

    The zombies won’t stand a chance against this mushroom-powered pasta plate! Diced chicken breast and house-made mushroom-parmesan cream sauce will make short work of the undead. Served with garlicky sourdough bread (but peashooters are extra).

    $18

  • Swamp Thing's Louisiana Linguine

    Straight outta the bayou, this mouthwatering linguine dish is made with shrimp, cajun cream sauce and yes, some slightly sinister spinach. Comes with garlicky sourdough bread and an ominous banjo twang.

    $18

  • Innsmouth-Style Fish & Chips

    This New England pub favourite comes to the Storm Crow. Devour a Deep One’s catch of fresh beer-battered cod, served with tartar sauce, crispy fries and coleslaw.

    $18

    Add a second piece of fish $5

Church of Pizza | Pies From Above

All of our pies are 12” (eight slices), and are topped with a roasted garlic bulb. (GF) Cauliflower Crust available upon request +$4 Like all of our food, our pizza dough is made with fresh, quality ingredients. We proudly use “00” flour from Italy. Our pizza sauce is made from blended San Marzano tomatoes to give our guests a true, authentic pizza experience.

  • The Virgin Margherita

    San Marzano tomato sauce, fior di latte and basil leaves, sprinkled with maldon salt. Topped with basil-infused oil.

    $16

  • Pope-rroni Pie

    San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, double pepperoni.

    $19

  • Tabernac!

    San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, Montreal smoked meat, sliced pickles, and chives. Topped with mustard.

    $19

  • Our pizza, who ART Hawaiian

    San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, peameal bacon, pineapple, and chives. Topped with in-house made chili jam.

    $19

  • Garden of Eatin’

    San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, banana peppers, roasted cremini mushrooms, roasted portobello mushrooms, spinach, and chives.

    $19

  • Priestly Prosciutto

    San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and in-house sliced prosciutto. Drizzled with sweet balsamic glaze and topped with arugula.

    $19

  • The Inferno

    Spiced San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, sliced calabrese, hot Italian sausage, banana peppers and chives.

    $19

  • Build Your Own Holy Pie

    Custom 12" Pie (8 slices).

    Choose your Crust: Regular

    Choose your Crust: Gluten Friendly Cauliflower Crust $4

    Choose your Sauce: San Marzano Tomato Sauce (V) or Spiced San Marzano Sauce (V)

    Choose your Sauce: Truffle Mushroom Sauce $1

    Choose your Cheese: Mozzarella or Vegan Cheese

    Double your cheese: Fior Di Latte Cheese | Mozzarella Cheese | Vegan Cheese | Goat Cheese | Feta Cheese $4

    Choose your Veggies +$2.50 ea: Arugula, Spinach, Banana Peppers, Caramelized Onions, Red Onions, Pickled Jalapeños, Cremini Mushrooms, Portobello Mushrooms, Sliced Tomato, Red Peppers, Kalamata Olives, Pineapple $2.50

    Choose your Meat +$4.50 ea: Pepperoni, Prosciutto, Bacon Strips, Peameal Bacon, Montreal Smoked Meat, Calabrese, Ground Beef, Hot Italian Sausage $4.50

    Choose your Meat: Beyond Meat Sausage $5.50

    Baptise your Holy Pie with a dip: Marinara, Dill Ranch, Roasted Garlic Aioli, Vegan Sriracha Aioli, Chili Oil, BBQ Sauce, Creamy Caesar $2

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    • Scroll below or click "Download PDF" to view our drinks menu as of today; full of smoking, bubbling cocktails and mocktails, collectibles, craft beer and warm libations to get the chill out. 

    We will be expanding our offering as we go, so check back here before your next visit! 

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    Signature Cocktails

    • Butterbeer (2oz)

      A traditional wizarding beverage that will have you speaking parseltongue in no time! Butterscotch Schnapps, Rootbeer, Liquid Ice Cream*, Magic Stuff*, Can be made vegan upon request.**

      $11

    • Beetle Juice (2oz)

      Say the name three times (c'mon, just do it!), and let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose from this post-modern cocktail of the afterlife - it's showtime! Green Apple Sour Puss, Vodka, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup, Soda, 2 Gummy Sandworms.

      $12

      Dry Ice

    • Blade Runner (2oz)

      If there was a Voight-Kampff test for flavour, this tropical-style rum cocktail would pass it. Guaranteed to be so delicious that your memory of it will never be lost in time, like tears in rain. White Rum, Coconut Rum, Orange, Pineapple, Lime and Grenadine.

      $12

    • Romulan Ale (2oz)

      Banned in the Federation since 2285, but obtained by Storm Crow mixologists after death-defying adventures. We are proud to make this rare refreshment available once more. Vodka, Blue Curacao, Peach Schnapps, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup.

      $12

      Dry Ice

    • Corpse Reanimator (2oz)

      “It’s alive!” Gin, Lillet, Triple Sec, Absinthe, Lemon, Brain that "fell off a truck" somewhere, some "lectricity and stuff"

      $12

    • The Darkest Timeline (2oz)

      Finally a drink that stares back at you. Hounds Vodka, Lychee Liqueur, Lychee Juice, Lime Juice (oh and an eyeball).

      $13

      Dry Ice

    • Release The Kraken (2oz)

      The Kraken is invincible! 100 men could not defeat him! Kraken Rum, Absinthe, Lime, Ginger Beer, Sweat of Harry Hamlin.

      $13

    • The Great Old One (2oz)

      A classic non-Euclidean cocktail from beyond space and time. Hickory-smoked Bourbon, simple syrup, orange and angostura bitters, essence of Shoggoth.

      $14

    • Sangria - Sorcery (2oz)

      White: Camas Chardonnay, peach schnapps, peach flavoured vodka, peach juice, 7up, lemons, oranges, strawberries. Red: Leaping Horse Cabernet Sauvignon, cherry brandy, orange juice, ginger ale, strawberries, oranges, Gala apples.

      $13

      Pitcher $40

    • Black Talons (2oz)

      Caw! Class up your hard seltzer cravings with these soul-salving cocktails, flavored with our own in-house vodka fruit infusions. Choose wisely from Strawberry Mint, Blueberry Basil, or Mango Peach.

      $13

      Dry Ice

    • Ghost Rider’s Screaming Skull Jalapeno Mangorita (2oz)

      Motorcycle hero and damned soul Johnny Blaze knows there’s only one way to chain your flaming thirst ... an icy refreshing mango margarita spiked with Nicolas Cage levels of tequila and skull-searing jalapeno!

      $15

    • Miskatonic Gin (1.5oz)

      Quench your eldritch thirst with this experimental new beverage! A test tube of royal blue Empress 1908 Gin is combined with artisanal Fever Tree Elderflower Tonic, lemon juice and Lavender Citrus Bitters, to create a crisp yet soul-chilling cocktail.

      $16

      Dry Ice

    • Tatooine Blue Milk (2oz)

      No banthas were harmed in the harvesting of this healthy ultra-organic beverage from the far side of Tatooine. Made with Tequila Blanco, Blue Curaçao, lime juice, pineapple juice and coconut cream.

      $14

    • Deadly Nightshade (2oz)

      Channel your inner Sally with this spooky concoction of vanilla whiskey, cherry cassis, lemon juice, simple syrup and egg white (can be substituted for vegan foamer). No worm’s wort or frog’s breath, we promise.

      $14

    • *NEW* Angels Take Manhattan (2oz)

      Don’t blink, just drink this smokey apple Manhattan made with Apple Crown Royal, sweet Vermouth and smoked apple bitters. This Doctor-inspired drink is served in a smokey glass dome because, well, domes are cool.

      $17

    Collectibles & Shareables

    • Cthulhu Tiki (3oz)

      In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming... of this cold, creamy cocktail! Astonishing custom tiki mug YOURS to keep! Kraken Spiced Rum, Malibu, pineapple juice, orange juice, coconut syrup and simple syrup combined to create a delightfully eldritch.

      $25

    • Pan Galactic (5oz)

      For 2+ humanoid lifeforms. Ol' Janx Spirit, Arcturan Mega-gin, Fallian marsh gas, Qualactin Hypermint extract

      $38

      Dry Ice

    Mocktails

    • Mister Nickel's Mango Meanie

      For when you need a mean encyclopedic knowledge of general nerdom. Mango juice, pineapple juice, ginger ale, dry ice.

      $7

      Dry Ice

    • Muggle Butterbeer

      Butterbeer without alcohol but with magical stuffs. Root Beer, liquid ice cream*, patronus, *can be made dairy-free with soy milk.

      $7

    • Shirley Temple of Elemental Evil

      We always knew there was darkness lurking behind those perfect dimples. Like a demoness, imprisoned... 7up, OJ, grenadine.

      $7

    • Potion of Power / Gamma Juice Share Bowls

      Perfect for younger heroes, or those who wish to keep their wits about them, this glowing, bubbling beverage for two comes in pink OR green! Orange juice, pineapple juice, 7UP, mystical powers, gamma rays.

      $12

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    Warm Libations

    Add a collectible Storm Crow mug that's yours to keep! - $5

    • Coffee à la Crow (2oz)

      Caffeine to rouse your dead soul, booze to kill the pain of being alive. Kahlua, Bailey's, Coffee, Whipped Cream.

      $12

    • Chocobo Chocobooze (2oz)

      "Kweh! Kweh!" One sip of this boozy chocolate-y drink will have you running the fields of in search of Gyshal Greens. Served with fluffy whipped cream. Hot chocolate mix, Peppermint Schnapps, Bailey’s, vanilla ice cream mix, hot water.

      $12

    • Grandma Shelby's Boozy Caramel Cider (2oz)

      The result of when Granny has had too many while baking her famous apple pie...oops. Fireball, Caramel Vodka, Hot Cider.

      $12

    Beer, Wine and Spirits

    Draught Beer

    16 oz. - $8 | 20 oz. - $10 | 60 oz. - $28

    • Mill Street - Organic Lager

    • Beau's - Lug Tread Kolsch

    • Karbon - J.E.D.I. IPA

    • Cowbell Brewing - Bobcat Red Ale

    • Collective Arts - Jam Up The Mash Sour

    • Side Launch - Side Launch Wheat

    • Brickworks - Brickworks 1904 Dry Cider

    • Rotational Taps - Ask Your Knight!

    CANNED BEER/CIDER

    • Blood Brothers - Blood Light Pale Ale (355ml)

      $7

    • Collective Arts - Stranger Than Fiction Porter (473ml)

      $9

    • Karbon Brewery - Jedi IPA (473ml)

      $9

    • Karbon Brewery - Helios Helles Lager (473ml)

      $9

    • Mill Street - Organic Lager (473ml)

      $9

    • Mill Street - Pilsner (473ml)

      $9

    • Brickworks - Stadium Peach Cider (473ml)

      $9

    • Brickworks - Batch: 1904 Cider (473ml)

      $9

    • White Claw - Watermelon (473ml)

      $9

    • White Claw - Raspberry (473ml)

      $9

    • White Claw - Black Cherry (473ml)

      $9

    • White Claw - Mango (473ml)

      $9

    Wine

    Red Wine

    • Bread and Butter - Cabernet Sauvignon, California

      5 oz. $12

      8 oz. $16

      Bottle $40

    • Albert Bichot - Pinot Noir, France

      5 oz. $13

      8 oz. $17

      Bottle $44

    White Wine

    • 16 Rongopai - Sauvignon Blanc, New Zealand

      5 oz. $10

      8 oz. $14

      Bottle $35

    • Bread and Butter - Chardonnay, California

      5 oz. $12

      8 oz. $16

      Bottle $40

    ROSÉ WINE

    • Tawse - Rose, Niagara

      5 oz. $10

      8 oz. $14

      Bottle $40

    Sparkling Wine

    • Toro Bravo Secco - Spain

      6 oz. $10

      Bottle $35

    • Chateau De Montgueret - France

      Bottle $55

    • Veuve Clicquot - Champagne, France

      Bottle $160

    Spirits

    • Well (1oz)

      $7

    • Double Well (2oz)

      $12

    • Premium (1oz) - $9+

    Non-Alcoholic

    • Coffee, Tea, Canned Pop

      $3

    Prices are subject to applicable taxes.

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    • DO YOU DARE TO DRINK WITH DESTINY?

    1 DICE WITH DESTINY | Ask your server for the infamous 20-sided die.

    2 ROLL THE BONES | Get Lucky! If you roll a natural 20 you get to keep the shot glass!

    3 FACE YOUR FATE | Enjoy the shooter the Lords of Chaos have selected for you

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    Random Shots

    $6 per roll. $7 if you defy the Gods of Chance and select your own shot. All prices subject to applicable taxes.

    • 1: CRITICAL MISS! 1 oz.

      Well, you can’t win them all. El Jimador Tequila, Tabasco, Tiamat’s Bile

    • 2: CAESAR'S REVENGE - 1 oz.

      You maniacs! Banana Liqueur, Crown Royal

    • 3: THE JACK BURTON - 1 oz.

      Everybody relax, I’m here. Amaretto, dropped into Cola and Lager

    • 4: THE MACHETE - 1 oz.

      Machete don’t drink layered shooters. El Jimador Tequila and Lime Wedge

    • 5: THE DARK KNIGHT* - 1 oz

      Does it come in black? Kahlua, Baileys *Contains traces of hazelnut.

    • 6: VULCAN MINDMELD - 1 oz.

      My mind, to your mind. My thoughts to your thoughts. Creme de Menthe, Creme de Cacao

    • 7: SNOW CRASH** - 1 oz.

      “To condense fact from the vapor of nuance.” Sambuca, Baileys **Contains dairy.

    • 8: PICKLE RICK - 1 oz.

      Not an excuse for trying to avoid therapy. Jameson whiskey, pickle juice

    • 9: DISTRICT 9 - 1 oz.

      Good for humans and prawn alike. Creme de Cacao, Kraken Rum

    • 10: THE MATRIX - 1 Oz.

      “No one can be told what the Matrix is...” Grenadine, Blue Curacao, Vodka

    • 11: KITANA'S KISS - 1 oz.

      The sweetest fatality. Southern Comfort, Amaretto

    • 12: KATNISS EVERDEEN* - 1 oz.

      “I volunteer as Tribute for District 12!” Creme de Cacao, Butter Ripple *Contains traces of hazelnut.

    • 13: JULES VERNE - 1 oz.

      From the Earth to the Moon! Butter Ripple Schnapps, Captain Morgan Spiced Rum

    • 14: ADMIRAL ACKBAR - 1 oz.

      It’s not a trap! Fireball Whiskey, Peppermint Schnapps

    • 15: XENOMORPH BRAIN FLUID** - 1 oz

      “Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility." Creme de Cacao, Blue Curacao, Grenadine, Baileys **Contains dairy.

    • 16: SONIC SCREWDRIVER - 1 oz.

      “Who looked at that and thought, oh, maybe it should be more sonic?" Absolut Mandarin, Orange Juice, Sonic

    • 17: KHAL DROGO - 1 oz.

      Our moon and stars. Malibu Coconut Rum, Peach Schnapps

    • 18: SITH LORD - 1 oz.

      Peace is a lie. There is only passion. Feel the power of the Dark Side. Jägermeister, Hate

    • 19: SMAUG'S GOLDEN HOARD - 1 oz.

      We’re the dragon that hoards shots. Sambuca, Goldschläger

    • 20: CRITICAL HIT! - 2 Oz.

      A supersized mega-shot and you get to keep the shot glass! You can’t choose this shot, you have to get lucky... Vodka, Lemon, Sugar Frosting

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    • Old Nan's Bread Pudding  9 

    A Winterfell favourite fed to generations of Starks to help them through the long nights in the North. Topped with ice cream so that you never forget that ‘Winter is Coming’.

    Kakarot Cake (V)  10 

    This delectable vegan carrot cake with a plant-based cream cheese icing has flavour levels reaching over 9000!

    The (Cheese)cake is a Lie!  12

    Take a Portal and escape with a slice of our New York-style cheesecake. Enjoy it plain or choose from chocolate, house-made caramel or raspberry sauces. Best enjoyed single player, but co-op campaign available too!

    The Forbidden Fruit Pie  13

    Serves 2-4! Give in to your temptation and take a bite of this most unholy pie filled with the sweetest forbidden fruit and luxurious caramel sauce. Top it off with gluttony-worthy vanilla ice cream. Add 3 scoops for $4.



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    Whether you're an early morning riser or early afternoon, we have your first meal of the day right here! AVAILABLE 12PM - 3PM - SATURDAYS & SUNDAYS (+ STAT HOLIDAYS).

    Scroll below or click "Download PDF"  to view our Brunch menu as of today. 

    We will be expanding our offering as we go, so check back here before your next visit!

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    Eat

    • Benedict Croissanderbatch

      Like its namesake, a beautiful classic with a lovely posh twist! Two perfectly done poached eggs served on a halved baked-in house croissant with peameal bacon, hollandaise and a heaping side of brunch potatoes.

      $16

    • Avo-Kaiju Toast

      Genetically engineered by the Precursors to help you as a mighty Kaiju on your path of destruction: toasted sourdough bread topped with smashed avocado, tomatoes, sliced radishes, arugula, sunny-side egg and finished with maldon sea salt. Served with cajun brunch potatoes.

      $14

    • Smurfberry Pancakes

      You’ll be seeing blue after consuming this stack of fluffy flapjacks topped with blueberry compote and served with maple syrup on the side!

      $14

    • Leeloo Breakfast Multipass

      A meal suitable for a Supreme Being served however you want it! Two eggs cooked any style with your choice of protein (peameal bacon, smoked bacon, turkey sausage) and choice of toast (sourdough, texas toast, marble rye). Served with brunch potatoes. Add a coffee for, one might even say, a fifth element of brunch.

      $15

    • Smoked Brisket Hash

      Montreal smoked brisket, house-made rum BBQ sauce, potatoes, corn and black beans. Served with toasted sourdough and two poached eggs on top and finished with hollandaise.

      $17

    • Brunch Add-ons

      Peameal Bacon $3

      Bacon $2

      Turkey Sausage $2

      Any Style Egg $2

    Drink

    • The Aquaman a.k.a. Jason "Mimosa"

      Enough to sate the thirst of the King of Atlantis! Torro Bravo Secco and choice of orange juice or grapefruit juice.

      $9

      Bottle for the Table $35

    • Caesar's Escape

      A drink suitable for the finest ape on the planet... or, we suppose, humans could have one too, we guess. Walters caesar mix, vodka (1oz), tabasco, worcestershire sauce, pepper, spicy green bean. Contains absolutely no ALZ-113.

      $12

      Make it a double +$5

    • James and the Giant Peach...Bellini

      You'll be sailing away too in our enchanted peach bellini complete with sparkling wine. Talking insects not included.

      $9

    • White Sangria - Sorcery

      Tap to create one drink, containing Chardonnay, peach schnapps, Absolut Peach, peach juice, 7up, lemons, oranges, strawberries. All creatures you control are indestructible until end of turn. It is well-known in the secret pubs of Ravnica: order this the night before a battle, and you'll live to see the next day's sunset.

      $13

    • Red Sangria - Sorcery

      Tap to create one drink, containing Cabernet Sauvignon, Triple Sec, orange juice, ginger ale, strawberries, oranges. All creatures you control gain flying until end of turn. There is an old saying in Zendikar: drink not the dragon's blood, lest it consume you in turn from within.

      $13

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    • For hobbits, dwarves, gnomes, fairies, goblins, and humanoid children. 

    Featuring small portions for our diminutive adventuring friends under 12 years old!


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    STORM CROW SMALL ADVENTURERS MENU

    Kids meals come with a choice of Pop or Juice to drink and a scoop of Vanilla Ice Cream for dessert.

    • MAMA CROW’S OL’ FASHIONED GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH

      Grilled cheese made by Mama Crow! Served with choice of side. Vegan Possible.

      $13

    • CHEF LYNN GWEENY’S PASTA OF THE DAY

      Feeling saucy? Slurp up some linguine noodles cooked in yummy Tomato or Butter Parmesan sauce!

      $13

    • HI FIVE GHOST CHICKEN TENDIES OF CLAPPIN'

      Chicken Tendies?! High fives all around! Served with plum sauce and choice of side.

      $13

    • OWLBEAR SMASHED BURGER

      A burger made perfectly sized for hungry, young Owlbears of different sizes and ferocities! Served with choice of side.

      $13

    • MINI ME’S BREAKFAST MEAL

      Available during Brunch hours (Saturdays, Sundays + Stat Holidays). We’ve used our shrink ray in our kitchen to make our classic breakfast manageable for your little ones! Served with toast, one egg, bacon, breakfast taters! Vegan Possible.

      $13

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