Keeping our team and guests safe is our priority and we’re taking all necessary steps to ensure your meal is as safe as it is delicious. Things are changing constantly, so stay tuned as we navigate through this together!
This is our Dine-In menu as of today. We will be expanding our offering as we go, so check back here before your next visit!
GF: Gluten Friendly | GFP: Gluten Friendly Possible | V: Vegan | VP: Vegan Possible
BITS N' BITES
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Legendary Chickpea Fries (GF, V)
A Storm Crow classic! Like regular fries, but bigger, made from chickpea batter. Comes with vegan sriracha aioli.
$10
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Wolverine Poutine (GFP, VP)
Bust out the adamantium claws, erm, forks for this Weapon-X of a poutine: your choice of chicken or vegan gravy & squeaky cheese curds or vegan cheese on crispy house-punched fries.
$12
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Bayonetta's Bruschetta (GFP)
We've hacked n' slashed a generous portion of heirloom tomatoes and marinated them with onions and garlic, and spread them over toasty garlicky sourdough bread with fresh basil and balsamic reduction.
$14
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Calamari of Cthulhu
Tasty strips of squid steaks, marinated in buttermilk and battered in seasoned flour. Fried up and served with not one but two sauces - zesty preserved lemon aioli and a spicy andouille sausage ragu. Cthulhu fhtagn! Ia! Ia!
$15
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Mussels "Manor"inière (GFP)
A feast of mussels suitable for beauties and beasts alike, our house special is gorgeously savoury: a pound of mussels steamed in a white wine consommé with garlic, onions and bacon, served with toasted sourdough bread.
$15
Add house-punched fries $5
SALADS
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Deathwing’s Salad of Destruction (GF, VP)
Prepare for the Cataclysm that is this salad! Mixed greens tossed in house-made burnt orange + rosemary vinaigrette topped with carrots, radishes, tomatoes and sunflower seeds.
$12
Crispy Chicken $5
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Romero Caesar Salad (GFP)
Come, my comic cohorts in crime and croûtons! This savory salad will hold your taste buds for ransom with fresh romaine hearts, house-made Caesar dressing, sourdough croûtons, bacon bits and Grana Padano.
$12
Crispy Chicken $5
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Saladstar Galactica (GFP, VP)
The perfect dish for a world where death walks, disguised, invisibly among us, and yet humanity perseveres! A plentiful mixture of corn, chickpeas, chopped romaine hearts, celery, red peppers, and chicken tossed in a zesty lime cilantro vinaigrette and topped with tortilla crisps.
$16
MOTHERCLUCKERS
We listened to your survey answers, your table chatter, and your near-feral hunger for fried chicken. For months now, we’ve been secretly experimenting with dozens of recipes to bring to your table the perfect crispy, savoury, addictively good fried chicken, made even better by our very own housemade sauces and science-fictional sensibilities. The result? A simple menu of four apocalyptically delicious dishes, with a Storm Crow twist. Upgrade your Fries to Caesar Salad or Legendary Chickpea Fries for +$3 or Poutine for +$4-
Cluckin’ Chicken Sandwich
Crispy double-battered boneless chicken thigh with lettuce and mayo on a toasted potato bun, served with house-punched fries.
$15
Add Cheese $2
Add Bacon $2
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Chicken & Biscuits Dee-luxe
Crispy d ouble-battered boneless chicken thigh, buttery biscuits and house-punched fries. Served with chicken gravy and grainy honey mustard sauce.
$16
Add Chicken $5
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Mama’s Bourbon Chicken Waffles
One piece crispy d ouble-battered boneless chicken thigh with Belgian waffles and house-made spicy bourbon maple syrup.
$16
Add Chicken $5
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Chickageddon Spicy Sandwich
Crispy double-battered boneless chicken thigh with gochujang coleslaw, spiced slaw and sriracha aioli, on a toasted potato bun. Served with house-punched fries.
$17
MEGABITES
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Katamari Linguine
We've scattered delicious anchovies, garlic, onions and plump mussels in rich tomato sauce among a tangle of al dente linguine, and it's up to you to put them all together again ... in your belly!
$15
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Butter ChickEnthiran (GFP)
Our own Storm Crow twist on the Indian classic, much like the Tamil-language sci-fi movie Enthiran was a sci-fi twist on the Bollywood musical. Our house-made sauce simmered with tender chicken and spices, served with jasmine rice and grilled naan bread.
$18
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Innsmouth-Style Fish & Chips
This New England pub favorite comes to the Storm Crow. Devour a Deep One’s catch of fresh beer-battered cod, served with tartar sauce and house-punched fries.
$18
Add a piece of Fish $5
DUNGEON BURGERS
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Storm Burger (GFP)
Looking for a bit of a lighter spark...erm, snack? Try our Storm Burger - with our house made beef patty, lettuce, tomato, onion, storm sauce, pickle spear + house-punched fries or house salad.
$16
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Build Your Own Dungeon Burger (GFP, VP)
Let the capricious whims of Fate build your burger. Will it be beef? Chicken? Loin of Bugbear with a Gelatinous Cube demi-glace? Probably not that one, BUT WHO KNOWS? Comes with a collectible trading card because every dungeon needs loot. For details, review the Dungeon Burger menu.
16+
DUNGEON DOG
Toronto's Mightiest Wieners. Check out the Dungeon Dog menu to build your own.DESSERTS
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Whoooo Lives In A Pineapple Under Ice Cream? (VP)
Juicy, delicious pineapple slices, spiced and grilled to perfection and topped with vanilla-bean ice cream. A perfect accompaniment to the song you're no doubt singing in your head right now.
$7
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Melange A Trois (VP)
Voulez-vouz manger avec moi? <3 Choose any three flavours from our sweet & delicious ice cream and sorbet selection, mix 'em up, and go to town.
$9
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The Cheesecake Is A Lie
A delightfully classic New-York-style cheesecake. Enjoy it plain or topped with chocolate or caramel.
$10
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Build Your Own Dungeon Burger (GFP, VP)
Let the capricious whims of Fate build your burger. Will it be beef? Chicken? Loin of Bugbear with a Gelatinous Cube demi-glace? Probably not that one, BUT WHO KNOWS? Comes with a collectible trading card because every dungeon needs loot. Keep scrolling to build your own burger, or roll the 20-sided dice!
16+
Bun
Choose one, or roll the 20-sided dice!-
Romaine Hearts
1-3
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Burger Bun (Potato)
4-6
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Marble Rye
7-9
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Sourdough Bread
10-13
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Baguette
14-17
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Gluten Free
18-20
Meat
Pick or roll d20-
Beef Burger
1-4
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Fried Chicken (Dark Meat)
5-8
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Beer-Battered Fish
9-11
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Beyond Patty
12-13
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Double Beef Patty
14-17
add $5
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Triple Beef Patty
18-20
add $10
Cheese
add $2 each-
Cheddar
1-7
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Goat
8-10
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Vegan
11-14
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Blue Cheese
15-16
add $1
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Halloumi
17-20
add $3
Sauces
Choose 3 sauces, $0.25 for each additional sauce-
Yellow Mustard
1-2
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Ketchup
3-5
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Mayonnaise
6-8
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Relish
9-10
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BBQ
11-12
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Vegan Sriracha Aioli
13-15
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Tartar Sauce
16-17
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Storm Crow Signature Sauce
18
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Pineapple Salsa
19
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Tomato Sauce
20
Topping
Choose 3 toppings, $1 for each additional topping-
Leaf Lettuce
1-3
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Sauerkraut
4-6
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Tomato
7-10
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Onion
11-13
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Dill Pickle
14-16
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Pickled Banana Peppers
17-20
Elite Toppings
Add $2 each-
Bacon
1-4
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Onion Ring
5-8
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Avocado
9-14
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Gochujang Slaw
15-20
Side
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Fries
1-5
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House Salad
6-10
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Caesar Salad
11-14
add $3
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Chickpea Fries
15-18
add $3
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Poutine
19-20
add $4
Alignment
Choose or roll-
Lawful Evil
1-2
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Chaotic Evil
3-4
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Neutral Evil
5-6
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Lawful Neutral
7-8
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Chaotic Neutral
9-10
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True Neutral
11-12
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Lawful Good
13-14
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Chaotic Good
15-16
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Neutral Good
17-18
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Choose Alignment
19-20
Toronto's Mightiest Wieners
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Basic Dungeon Dog
White bun, with your choice of sausage and sauces.
$8
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Build Your Own Dungeon Dog
8+
Bun
Choose your bun! White Bun, Pretzel (+$1), or Gluten Free (+$1)Sausage
Choose your sausage! Hot Italian, Honey Garlic, Oktoberfest, Beyond, or 1/4 lb BeefSauces
Choose as many as you like! Ketchup, Mustard, Relish, Mayo, BBQCondiments
Choose your condiments! +$0.50 each. Caramelized Onions, Banana Peppers, Sauerkraut, Pineapple SalsaPremium Condiments
Go premium! +$1 each. Gochujang slaw, Avocado, Sriracha Aioli, BaconCheese
Go cheesy! +$2 each: Cheddar, Goat cheese, Blue cheeseWhether you're an early morning riser or early afternoon, we have your first meal of the day right here! AVAILABLE 10AM - 3PM - SATURDAYS & SUNDAYS (+ STAT HOLIDAYS).
EAT
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Benedict Croissanderbatch
Like its namesake, a beautiful classic Benedict with a lovely posh twist. Two perfectly-done poached eggs served on a halved warm croissant, with peameal bacon, housemade hollandaise and a heaping side of brunch potatoes.
$16
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Leeloo Breakfast Multipass
A meal suitable for a Supreme Being, served however you want it! An egg cooked any style, with your choice of protein (peameal bacon, bacon or sausage), and choice of bread (marble rye or sourdough). Served with brunch potatoes. Add a coffee for, one might even say, a fifth element of brunch.
$15
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T'Challa French Toast
The Storm Crow's finest Wakandan-Canadian fusion cuisine! Challah bread dipped in milk and egg and skillet-cooked to perfection, topped with seasonal berries, vanilla ice cream and maple syrup.
$15
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Princess Serenity's Omelette of Moon Power
Fought evil all night? Trying to win love by the daylight? Power your Moon Prism with this ham and Swiss cheese omelette! Comes with enough brunch potatoes and toast to punish your hunger!
$15
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The Ham Slamitizer
Overdid it last night? Need a clean slate for a new day? Grab one of these: peameal bacon, fresh tomato and halloumi cheese on a flaky house-baked croissant.
$14
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Brunch add-ons
Turkey Sausage $2
Peameal Bacon $3
Bacon $2
Any Style Egg $2
DRINK
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THE AQUAMAN a.k.a. Jason "Mimosa"
Enough to sate the thirst of the King of Atlantis! Spumante Bambino and choice of orange juice or grapefruit juice.
$9
Bottle for the table $35
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Caesar's Escape
A drink suitable for the finest ape on the planet... or, we suppose, humans could have one too, we guess. Walters caesar mix, vodka (1oz), tabasco, worcestershire sauce, pepper, spicy green bean. Contains absolutely no ALZ-113.
$12
Make it double - add $5
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James and the Giant Peach...Bellini
You'll be sailing away too in our enchanted peach bellini complete with sparkling wine. Talking insects not included.
$9
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White Sangria - Sorcery
Tap to create one drink, containing Camas Chardonnay, peach schnapps, peach flavoured vodka, peach juice, 7up, lemons, oranges, strawberries. All creatures you control are indestructible until end of turn. It is well-known in the secret pubs of Ravnica: order this the night before a battle, and you'll live to see the next day's sunset.
$13
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Red Sangria - Sorcery
Tap to create one drink, containing Leaping Horse Cabernet Sauvignon, cherry brandy, orange juice, ginger ale, strawberries, oranges, Gala apples. All creatures you control gain flying until end of turn. There is an old saying in Zendikar: drink not the dragon's blood, lest it consume you in turn from within.
$13
Keeping our team and guests safe is our priority and we’re taking all necessary steps to ensure your meal is as safe as it is delicious. Things are changing constantly, so stay tuned as we navigate through this together!
This is our dine in menu as of today. We will be expanding our offering as we go, so check back here before your next visit!
COCKTAILS
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Butterbeer
A traditional wizarding beverage that will have you speaking parseltongue in no time! Butterscotch Schnapps, Rootbeer, Liquid Ice Cream*, Magic Stuff*, Can be made dairy free** (2oz)
$10
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Peach's Iced Tea
Sorry, your princess has abducted herself to another castle to drink this in PEACE! Bourbon, Peach Schnapps, Iced Tea, Lemon Juice. A reprieve from being a damsel in distress for 5 minutes (2oz)
$10
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Beetle Juice
Say the name three times (c'mon, just do it!), and let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose from this post-modern cocktail of the afterlife - it's showtime! Melon Liqueur, Vodka, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup, Soda, 2 Gummy Sandworms (2oz)
$10
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Blade Runner
All these flavors will be lost in time, like tears in rain. White Rum, Coconut Rum, Orange, Pineapple, Lime and Grenadine (2oz)
$10
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Romulan Ale
Banned in the Federation since the 2240s, but we won’t tell... Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Blue Curacao, Lemon Juice, Soda, Dilithium Crystals (2oz)
$10
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Coffee A La Crow
Caffeine to rouse your dead soul, booze to kill the pain of being alive. And for an extra $10 you get it served in an amazing COLLECTIBLE STORM CROW MUG you can keep! Kahluah, Bailey's, Coffee, Whipped Cream. (2oz)
$10
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Corpse Reanimator
“It’s alive!” Gin, Lillet, Triple Sec, Absinthe, Lemon, Brain that "fell off a truck" somewhere, some "lectricity and stuff" (2oz)
$12
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Release The Kraken
The Kraken is invincible! 100 men could not defeat him! Kraken Rum, Absinthe, Lime, Ginger Beer, Sweat of Harry Hamlin (2oz)
$12
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Miskatonic Gin
Quench your eldritch thirst with this experimental new beverage! A test tube of royal blue Empress 1908 Gin is combined with artisanal Fever Tree Elderflower Tonic, lemon juice and Lavender Citrus Bitters, to create a crisp yet soul-chilling cocktail with floral notes and overtones of cosmic horror from beyond the membrane of space-time and human sanity. (1.5oz)
$16
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The Great Old One
A classic non-Euclidean cocktail from beyond space and time. Can be served in the coolest COLLECTIBLE STORM CROW FLASK you can keep! Hickory-smoked Bourbon, brown sugar, orange and angostura bitters, essence of Shoggoth (2oz)
Keep The Flask $35
Drink Only (without the flask) $14
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CTHULHU TIKI
In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming... of this cold, creamy cocktail! Astonishing custom tiki mug YOURS to keep! Kraken Spiced Rum, Malibu, pineapple juice, orange juice, coconut syrup and simple syrup combined to create a delightfully eldritch (3oz)
Keep The Tiki Mug $45
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Infinity Shots
It's a snap to order these six bubbling, glowing shots, fit for a Mad Titan. Can only be harnessed by 3 or more galactic tyrants. Mind, Spirit, Space, Time, Power, Reality (oh and some alcohol) (6oz)
$36
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Pan Galactic
For 2+ humanoid lifeforms. Ol' Janx Spirit, Arcturan Mega-gin, Fallian marsh gas, Qualactin Hypermint extract (5oz)
$38
CRYO-POPS
Beat the summer heat with a sweet boozy treat!-
CRYO-POP: ROMULAN
Like drinking a Romulan Ale, that has been preserved in cryo-stasis. To be used for immediate "medicinal purposes." May cause galactic brain freeze.
$10
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CRYO-POP: BEETLEJUICE
We've shape-shifted our bubbling green cocktail into a cryogenic frozen delight! Disclaimer: ordering this three times will not summon Beetlejuice.
$10
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CRYO POP: JIGGLYPUFF
Not to be confused by the lovable pink floof with the big eyes. It is said that having too many of this CRYO POP could put you to sleep. Coincidence?!
$10
MOCKTAILS
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Mister Nickel's Mango Meanie
For when you need a mean encyclopedic knowledge of pop-culture and general nerdom. Mango juice, pineapple juice, ginger ale, dry ice.
$6
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Muggle Butterbeer
Like our regular Butterbeer, without any alcohol but the same amount of magical stuffs. Root Beer, liquid ice cream*, patronus, *can be made dairy-free with soy milk.
$6
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Shirley Temple of Elemental Evil
We always knew there was darkness lurking behind those perfect dimples. Like a demoness, imprisoned...
$6
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Potion of Power / Gamma Juice Share Bowls
Perfect for younger heroes, or those who wish to keep their wits about them, this glowing, bubbling beverage for two comes in pink OR green! Orange juice, pineapple juice, 7UP, mystical powers, gamma rays.
$12
DRAUGHT BEER
All of our Draught Beers are available in 20oz pours for $10 + 60oz pitchers for $28.-
Phillips - Phoenix Tears Lager
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Beau's - Lug Tred Kolsch
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Rainhard - Kapow IPA
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Side Launch - Side Launch Wheat
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Cowbell - Bobcat Red Ale
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Collective Arts - Jam Up The Mash Sour
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Brickworks - Brickworks 1904 Dry Cider
CANNED BEER/CIDER
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Blood Brothers - Blood Light Pale Ale
355ml
$7
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Blood Brothers - Gothicus Nitro Porter
355ml
$9
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Collective Arts - Audio Visual Lager
473ml
$9
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Collective Arts - Jam Up The Mash Sour
473ml
$9
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Collective Arts - Stranger Than Fiction Porter
473ml
$9
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Guinness - Stout
473ml
$9
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Phillips - Electric Unicorn White IPA
473ml
$9
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Side Launch - North Bound Lager
473ml
$9
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Grolsch Non-Alcoholic
473ml
$6
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Brickworks - 1904 Cider
473ml
$9
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Brickworks - Stadium Peach Cider
473ml
$9
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Brickworks - Lemonade Radler
473ml
$9
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White Claw - Black Cherry
473ml
$9
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White Claw - Mango 473ml
473ml
$9
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White Claw - Natural Lime
473ml
$9
RED WINE
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Leaping Horse
Cabernet Sauvignon, California
5oz $9
8oz $14
Bottle $38
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Tawse
Pinot Noir, Niagara
5oz $13
8oz $19
Bottle $50
WHITE WINE
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Camas
Chardonnay, France
5oz $10
8oz $14
Bottle $40
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Fidora
Pinot Grigio, Italy
5oz $12
8oz $16
Bottle $45
ROSÉ WINE
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Tawse
Rose, Niagara
5oz $10
8oz $17
Bottle $40
SPARKLING WINE
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Spumante Bambino
Ontario
6oz $7
Bottle $30
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Henkell Troken
Germany
6oz $9
Bottle $40
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Veuve Clicquot
Champagne, France
Bottle $160
DO YOU DARE TO DRINK WITH DESTINY?
1 DICE WITH DESTINY | Ask your server for the infamous 20-sided die.
2 ROLL THE BONES | Get Lucky! If you roll a natural 20 you get to keep the shot glass!
3 FACE YOUR FATE | Enjoy the shooter the Lords of Chaos have selected for you
$6 per roll (keep the D20). $7 if you defy the Gods of Chance and select your own shot.
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1 CRITICAL MISS!
Well, you can’t win them all. El Jimador Tequila, Tabasco, Tiamat’s Bile (1oz)
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2 CAESAR'S REVENGE
You maniacs! Banana Liqueur, Crown Royal (1oz)
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3 THE JACK BURTON
Everybody relax, I’m here. Amaretto, dropped into cola and lager (1oz)
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4 THE MACHETE
Machete don’t drink layered shooters. El Jimador Tequila and lime wedge (1oz)
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5 THE DARK KNIGHT
Does it come in black? Kahlua, Baileys (1oz)
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6 VULCAN MINDMELD
My mind, to your mind. My thoughts to your thoughts. Creme de Menthe, Creme de Cacao (1oz)
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7 SNOW CRASH
"To condense fact from the vapor of nuance.” Sambuca, Baileys (1oz)
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8 PICKLE RICK
Not an excuse for trying to avoid therapy. Jameson whiskey, pickle juice (1oz)
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9 DISTRICT 9
Good for humans and prawn alike. Creme de Cacao, Kraken rum (1oz)
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THE MATRIX
“No one can be told what the Matrix is...” Grenadine, Blue Curacao, Vodka (1oz)
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11 BLAIR WITCH
“It’s not the same log, Mike...” Frangelico, lime (1oz)
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12 KATNISS EVERDEEN
“I volunteer as Tribute for District 12!” Creme de cacao, Frangelico (1oz)
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13 JULES VERNE
From the Earth to the Moon! Butter Ripple Schnapps, Captain Morgan Spiced Rum (1oz)
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14 ADMIRAL ACKBAR
It’s not a trap! Fireball whiskey, peppermint schnapps (1oz)
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15 XENOMORPH BRAIN FLUID
“Its structural perfection is matched only by it's hostility." Creme de Cacao, Blue Curacao, Grenadine, Baileys (1oz)
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16 SONIC SCREWDRIVER
“Who looked at that and thought, oh, maybe it should be more sonic?" Absolut Mandarin, orange juice, sonic (1oz)
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17 KHAL DROGO
Our moon and stars. Malibu Coconut rum, peach schnapps (1oz)
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18 SITH LORD
Peace is a lie. There is only passion. Feel the power of the Dark Side. Jägermeister, hate (1oz)
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19 SMAUG'S GOLDEN HOARD
We’re the dragon that hoards shots. Sambuca, Goldschläger (1oz)
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20 CRITICAL HIT!
A supersized mega-shot and you get to keep the shot glass! You can’t choose this shot, you have to get lucky.. Vodka, lemon, sugar frosting (2oz)