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Join the Alliance (or the Horde, but we haven’t made Storm Crow Horde masks yet, sorry) in masking up for the common good! These lightweight, summer-appropriate face masks offer full coverage and plenty of stretch for maximum comfort and protection. Also the Storm Crow Alliance logo so you can immediately mark yourself as someone extremely awesome.
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Pandemic style for the fashionable Canadian wasteland marauder: a double-sided Tuberz tubular face cover, stretchy enough to fit most. Pair with a mohawk and some kind of spiked black leather ensemble for admiring looks wherever you go!
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The OG SC. Classic unisex 100% cotton T-shirt, identifying you as a member of the Storm Crow Alliance. (Or Storm Crow Horde, if you really must.) May all your rolls be 20s! Unisex sizing: XS-XXL.
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The perfect T-shirt for those of us who remember when computers and text actually looked like this, and for those who don’t, but want to wear it anyway in a postmodern haze of irony and 80s films. Pairs beautifully with repeat viewings of Tron. 100% cotton, unisex sizing: XS-XXL.
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Our only elven staff member is quarantined so we aren’t totally sure what the Sindarin inscription here says. We’re pretty sure it’s “Try the Delicious Dungeon Burger” but it could also be “We Cheat Tourists and Orcs.” Unisex sizing: XS-XXL.
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We aren't dead yet, and we want you to survive, too! This 100% cotton, locally-printed T-shirt is perfect for social distance warriors. As our Latin motto says: this is how we roll. Unisex sizing: XS-XXL.
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Our only concession to sports culture: these actually-super-awesome wool-blend snapback hats, embroidered with the Storm Crow logo. Because when you are eventually allowed to go out in the sun, your eyes may need a bit of shade.
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When cold: an innocuous mug. When heated, say, by the infusion of piping-hot coffee, a magical transformation occurs, lighting up the skeleton of our mascot with caffeine-fueled power!
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This abominable pewter flask is emblazoned with horrifying elder runes and the likeness of Cthulhu himself. Will probably encourage Yog-Sothoth to eat you first on his return from the Outer Spheres, thus sparing you the mind-shattering horror of observing the Lovecraftian apocalypse. Also holds your liquor, or an equal volume of hand sanitizer, blood or other liquid/beverage of your choice.
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Are you fhtagning kidding me? This terrifying tribute to Cthulhu is captured in tiki mug form as he prepares to wipe clean the Earth for the return of the ravening alien gods that have slept for aeons. But until then, you can drink refreshing and preferably alcoholic beverages from his eldritch-ceramic likeness! Cthulhu holds approximately 20 oz of liquid, with a special separate chamber in the head.
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Roll big and stay home! Our giant d20, with the Storm Crow logo in place of the 20, is suitable for all your gaming needs. Or for display, as a reminder that fortune is fickle and life is a comedy of the absurd.
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Carry your own little piece of the Astral Plane around with you! Our Tote Bag of Holding is made of 100% cotton and printed with the Storm Crow logo. Like a TARDIS, it’s bigger on the inside. Just… please don’t put it in a Portable Hole, OK?
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The better way to homeschool: teach your kids to play D&D! It’s like math, English, social studies and drama, all rolled (heh) into one. The great Jim Zub, Stacy King and Andrew Wheeler have created the perfect D&D supplements for young nerds-in-training.
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Tired of playing Pandemic (in real life and/or the boardgame)? From our cohorts at Forbidden Games comes a special deal on their awesome new board game. Escape to an idyllic fantasy world where the worst thing that can happen is getting massacred by swarthy sea-marauders.