Bits 'N Bites

Dungeon Meals

Looking to roll dice for your meal?

Feeling adventurous or just want a D20 to decide your meal for you? We now offer Dungeon Burgers, Poutines, and Pastas! So many customization options and every meal comes with a collectible card!

Shareable Platters

Fry’s Futuramic Fried Feast Fiesta

In the 31st century, it’s totally normal to 'nibbler' on platters of deep fried goodness. Contains portions of our chicken wings, calamari, deep fried pickles, Frank’s dusted tater tots, mozzarella sticks and chickpea fries. Meant to be shared with one-eyed mutants, robots and, of course, Zoidberg…woop woop woop woop woop woop!

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Red Dead Nacho Redemption

Take a well-deserved break from the ranch life with our Southwest-style platter of nachos - corn tortilla chips, black beans, corn, shredded cheeses, pickled red onions and drizzled with jalapeno crema. Served with sour cream and pico de gallo on the side. We have to insist that you add Guacamole for +$3. *This dish is gluten-friendly.

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Dracarys Platter

We’ve flame-grilled this meat-filled platter, featuring marinated chicken skewers, our fried calamari, grilled corn, tender flat iron steak and served it with house-made chimichurri sauce and coleslaw. Not enough? We’ve also added a mound of our Tater Tots of Terror! Issi ao merbugon? Suitable for sharing with three other Westerosi conquerors.

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Burgers & Sandwiches

All of our burgers and sandwiches come with your choice of Shoestring Fries or House Salad. When seeking adventure you can upgrade to Tater Tots for +$3 Caesar Salad for +$3.75 or Chickpea Fries for +$3 or Poutine for +$4.95. All of our burgers are served on Martin’s Potato Buns (contain dairy & sesame), gluten friendly alternative available for $2.Vegan-friendly buns available upon request,

Storm Burger

Looking for a bit of a lighter spark...erm, snack? This burger features a flame-grilled chuck and short rib burger with lettuce, tomato, onion, Storm Crow signature sauce and your choice of side. *This dish is gluten-friendly possible.

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Dungeon Burger

Let the capricious whims of Fate build your burger. Will it be beef? Chicken? Loin of Bugbear with a Gelatinous Cube demi-glace? Probably not that one, BUT WHO KNOWS? Comes with a collectible trading card because every dungeon needs loot. Ready to roll? Ask your server for a Dungeon Burger sheet and a D20. $20 and up. Gluten Friendly Possible. Vegan Possible.

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Botany Bay Burger

This veggie burger has been augmented to be far superior! A delectable Impossible burger vegan patty topped with avocado, caramelized onion and house-made vegan sriracha aioli on a vegan-friendly bun. You’ll be yelling, “KHAAAAAAAN I have another?” Vegan. Gluten Friendly Possible.

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Chaos Chicken Sandwich of Tzeentch

A magical chicken sandwich blessed by the changer of ways to delight your eyes AND mouth. Chaos serves this seasoned double-battered crispy fried chicken breast with mayo and lettuce on a potato bun. *This dish is gluten-friendly possible with modifications.

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Pulled Pigs in Space Sandwich

...and now another episode of PULLED PIGS IN SPACE: We take our house-made braised pork and launch it into a wormhole for optimal pulling effects, top it with pickled red cabbage slaw, BBQ sauce and serve it all on a toasted potato bun-ship.

18.75

Steak Sandwich of the Slayer

Wrap your hell-mouth around and sink your fangs into this sandwich filled with Sunnydale grown arugula, caramelized onions, whole grain mustard aioli, spicy tomato relish and a medium-rare stake in the heart of it all. Served with your choice of demonic side. *This dish is gluten-friendly possible.

27.50

Mains

Pyro Chicken Curry

Xiangling has been experimenting with spice again! The Guoba chili might sneak up on you. Lovingly cooked with chicken breast, baby bok choy, red peppers, red onions and house-made red thai curry. Served with cilantro-jasmine rice and five-spiced crispy wontons to inflict more burning damage!

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Redshirt Tofu Curry

Make this delicious red curry your Prime Directive! Replicated with tofu, baby bok choy, red peppers, red onions and house-made red thai curry and served with cilantro-jasmine rice. This dish will last about as long on your plate as Starfleet Ensign Smithwick did on Exo-III while investigating the cave of the rogue android. *Can be served with two five-spiced crispy wontons - not Vegan-friendly.

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My Big Fat 'Geek' Dinner!

No familial judgment here - it's 2023! Geeks unite for this classic Greek feast complete with house-made grilled chicken souvlaki, roasted feta potatoes, brown rice and Greek salad. Finished off with classic tzatziki sauce and gremolata. You're probably wondering why this nerd bar is serving this type of cuisine to which we'll reply, "it's all geek to me!"

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Innsmouth-Style Fish & Chips

This New England pub favourite comes to the Storm Crow. Devour a Deep One’s catch of fresh beer-battered cod, served with tartar sauce, crispy fries and coleslaw. Add a second piece of fish for $6

19.50

Chicken Tendies

Like Chicken Nuggies, but BIGGER! Suitable for minions and high level demons alike. Enjoy these tendies with your choice of side. Served with sauced plums.

17.75

Pastas

Penne-wise III: Return of the Shrimp

Beep Beep! We’re not clowning around with this terrifying pasta sequel featuring tender shrimp, roasted red peppers, vodka, arugula, tomato sauce, and cream. Finished with Grana Padano and garlicky bread with an optional side of tasty, tasty fear.

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Leeroy Jenkins' Seared Chicken

Let’s do this! No time for strategies over Ventrilo, it’s go time! Seared chicken breast cooked with cream, white wine, garlic and portobello mushrooms and served over capellini pasta. Whatever happens, happens, but at least you have chicken.

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Mosswine Ragu Rigatoni

We’re Mosswinin and Dinin tonight. Made from gathered hunt spoils such as hot italian pork sausage, spinach, spicy meat sauce and rigatoni pasta cooked with care by the Grammeowster Chef herself! This dish grants you a Sizzling Spice Ticket to help improve your performance!

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Tofu Pad Thai Fighter

Grand Moff Tarkin’s favourite dish on the Death Star, this spicy noodle bowl will crush the rebellion of your hunger in one delicious stroke! House-made coconut sauce, tofu, carrots and red peppers conquer a bed of rice noodles. Garnished with lime, cilantro, and crushed peanuts. Vegan **We use chili flakes to spice up our sauce. This dish is almost as hot Mustafar! *This dish is gluten-friendly.

23.50

Chicken Pad Thai Fighter

Just like our Tofu Pad Thai Fighter except this one doesn't have tofu and never left the hangar because they were too scared. House-made coconut sauce, chicken, carrots and red peppers conquer a bed of rice noodles. Garnished with lime, cilantro, and crushed peanuts. **We use chili flakes to spice up our sauce. This dish is almost as hot Mustafar! Add shrimp (5pcs) for $5. *This dish is Gluten-friendly!

23.50

Dragon Bowl-Z

Chi-Chi's Chicken Bowl

The mother of all Dragon Bowls contains scrumptious amounts of baby kale, romaine, edamame, red pepper, carrots, pickled red cabbage, and boneless honey garlic chicken. Finished with japanese-style honey-sesame wafu dressing, green onions and garnished with black sesame seeds. This dish is gluten-friendly possible with modifications.

18.75

Vegeta Bowl with Noodles

A vegan feast fit for a Saiyan prince! Soba noodles tossed with a rich house-made peanut sauce, a variety of fresh veggies and classic herbs. You might even say its deliciousness level is... over 9000! Vegan. *Noodles contain gluten*

17.75

Tex-Mex Krillin'd Chicken Bowl

Nothing short about this bowl here! A mighty bowl rivaling Goku's bowl filled with spicy dark chicken meat, roasted corn, black beans and tomatoes, all on top of cilantro rice. Topped with avocado, crispy corn tortillas and a zesty lime aioli! *This dish is gluten-friendly possible.

18.75

Add-ons

Add Avocado, Bacon Bits $2.25
Add Soy Chili Tofu $5
Add Tex-Mex Chicken, Honey Garlic Chicken, Cajun Shrimp, BBQ Pulled Pork +$5
Add Impossible Vegan Patty $6.50
Add Grilled Beef Burger, Fried or Baked Chicken Breast $6
Add Marinated Chicken Skewer $8
Add Chicken Tendies $7
Add Flat Iron Steak $12

Salads

Salad Crossing: New Leaf

Be the mayor of your own salad filled with local residents like crunchy cucumbers, watermelon radishes, carrot ribbons and grape tomatoes. Dressed up with tasty maple balsamic vinaigrette.

14.75

Romero Caesar Salad

Come, my comic cohorts in crime and croûtons! This savory salad will hold your taste buds for ransom with fresh romaine hearts, sourdough croûtons, double smoked bacon and grana padano, tossed in our house-made Caesar dressing.

17.50

Dessert

Baldurian Bread Pudding

A signature dessert of the bustling harbour city, this hearty treat will keep your belly warm and satisfied for a long rest. In-house made and served with caramel and vanilla ice cream.

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Sweet Tooth Scoop

Choice of: Vanilla or Chocolate. You can hear the haunting melody of the ice cream truck approaching can't you?

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Vegan Chocolate Cake a la Troi

I know what you’re thinking, and so does this dessert. A sacred recipe passed down through the daughters of the Fifth House of Betazed, this chocolate cake will leave you feeling fully counselled.

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The (Cheese)cake is a Lie!

Take a Portal and escape with a slice of our New York-style cheesecake. Enjoy it plain or choose from chocolate, house-made caramel or raspberry sauces. Best enjoyed single player, but co-op campaign available too!

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