Bits 'N Bites

Dungeon Poutine

16+

You can get yourself a classic poutine with gravy and squeaky cheese curds, OR add in some bacon, crickets, or even some fried jalapeños. Get creative. It's your poutine, after all. *All Poutines are garnished with green onions.

Choose your Base: Shoestring Fries | Tater Tots +$3

Choose your Cheese: Cheese Curds | Nacho Cheese Mix | Vegan Cheese | Feta Cheese
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Choose your Gravy: Chicken Gravy | Beef Gravy | Vegan Mushroom Gravy (+$0.25)
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Choose your Protein: 5pc Cajun Shrimp (+$4) | Tex Mex Chicken, Honey Garlic Chicken, Pulled Pork or Jerk Jackfruit (+$5) |Impossible Burger Patty, Grilled Beef Burger, Fried or Grilled Chicken Breast (+$6) | House-made Corned Beef (+$7) | Grilled Flat Iron Steak (+$10)
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Choose your Condiments: Bacon, Sauteed Mushrooms, Pickled Cabbage, Caramelized Onions, Crickets (+$2 ea) | Banana Peppers, Fried Jalapeños (+$1 ea)

Shareable Platters

Red Dead Nacho Redemption

Take a well-deserved break from the ranch life with our Southwest-style platter of nachos - corn tortilla chips, black beans, corn, shredded cheeses, pickled red onions and drizzled with jalapeno crema. Served with sour cream and pico de gallo on the side. We have to insist that you add Guacamole for +$3. *This dish is gluten-friendly.

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Dracarys Platter

We’ve flame-grilled this meat-filled platter, featuring marinated chicken skewers, our fried calamari, grilled corn, tender flat iron steak and served it with house-made chimichurri sauce and coleslaw. Not enough? We’ve also added a mound of our Tater Tots of Terror! Issi ao merbugon? Suitable for sharing with three other Westerosi conquerors.

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Burgers & Sandwiches

All of our burgers and sandwiches come with your choice of Shoestring Fries or House Salad. When seeking adventure you can upgrade to Tater Tots for +$2.50 Caesar Salad for +$3.75 or Chickpea Fries for +$3 or Poutine for +$4.95. All of our burgers are served on Martin’s Potato Buns (contain dairy & sesame), gluten friendly alternative available for $2.Vegan-friendly buns available upon request,

Storm Burger

Looking for a bit of a lighter spark...erm, snack? This burger features a locally sourced flame-grilled chuck and short rib burger with lettuce, tomato, onion, Storm Crow signature sauce and your choice of side. *This dish is gluten-friendly possible.

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Dungeon Burger

Let the capricious whims of Fate build your burger. Will it be beef? Chicken? Loin of Bugbear with a Gelatinous Cube demi-glace? Probably not that one, BUT WHO KNOWS? Comes with a collectible trading card because every dungeon needs loot. Ready to roll? Ask your server for a Dungeon Burger sheet and a D20. $19 and up. Gluten Friendly Possible. Vegan Possible.

19.50+

Botany Bay Burger

This veggie burger has been augmented to be far superior! A delectable Impossible burger vegan patty topped with avocado, caramelized onion and house-made vegan sriracha aioli on a vegan-friendly bun. You’ll be yelling, “KHAAAAAAAN I have another?” Vegan. Gluten Friendly Possible.

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Chaos Chicken Sandwich of Tzeentch

A magical chicken sandwich blessed by the changer of ways to delight your eyes AND mouth. Chaos serves this seasoned double-battered crispy fried chicken breast with mayo and lettuce on a potato bun. *This dish is gluten-friendly possible with modifications.

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Chickageddon Buffalo Chicken Sandwich

Chicken Alert! We’ve double battered our marinated chicken breast and fried it to crispy perfection and dunked it in Frank’s buffalo sauce. Combined with creamy coleslaw on a Martin’s potato bun, this sandwich will give you +1 resistance to fire damage when the inevitable chick-pocalypse comes. *This dish is gluten-friendly possible by substituting baked chicken and the bun.

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Pulled Pigs in Space Sandwich

...and now another episode of PULLED PIGS IN SPACE: We take our house-made braised pork and launch it into a wormhole for optimal pulling effects, top it with pickled red cabbage slaw, BBQ sauce and serve it all on a toasted potato bun-ship. Looking for a vegan alternative? - Ask for a Druid Burger* made with jerk-flavoured jackfruit on a vegan-friendly bun!

17.75

The Doctor Who-ben Sandwich

Why did the Dalek come to Storm Crow Manor? To exterminate a Doctor Who-ben sandwich! Shaved corned beef, yellow mustard and crispy onions on toasted rye bread. Served with your choice of side. Perhaps the person who came up with this joke can time travel to a time and/or place where it’s funny. *This dish is gluten-friendly possible.

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Steak Sandwich of the Slayer

Wrap your hell-mouth around and sink your fangs into this sandwich filled with Sunnydale grown arugula, caramelized onions, whole grain mustard aioli, spicy tomato relish and a medium-rare stake in the heart of it all. Served with your choice of demonic side. *This dish is gluten-friendly possible.

24.50

Mains

Innsmouth-Style Fish & Chips

This New England pub favourite comes to the Storm Crow. Devour a Deep One’s catch of fresh beer-battered cod, served with tartar sauce, crispy fries and coleslaw. Add a second piece of fish for $5

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Chicken Tendies

Like Chicken Nuggies, but BIGGER! Suitable for minions and high level demons alike. Enjoy these tendies with your choice of side. Served with sauced plums. Or, make Buzz proud of your plant-based life style and substitute for Beyond Tendies (+$3). To Infinity and Beyond!

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Buccaneer’s Bucatini

Never be too far from the comfort of the ocean with this pasta dish specially made by the Culinarian Guild using only the finest catch of shrimp from The Ruby Sea. A hearty meal made from cajun-spiced cream, shrimp, spinach, grape tomatoes, and onions. Served with toasted garlic bread. Enough to energize you for AFK-ing all day in Limsa Lominsa.

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Chicken Pesto Boba-Fettucini

Power up your blasters and wrist-mounted rocket launchers, and dig into this creamy, pesto sauce pasta featuring chunky chicken breast and spinach. A Mandalorian classic, served with galactic garlic bread. May the forks be with you!

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Cloudy with a Chance of Meat Sauce

Grab your fork and plate for the downpour of rigatoni pasta followed by a hailstorm of veal and pork white bolognese, spinach! We hear there is going to be a shower of grana padano parmesan cheese to finish off the forecast. Topped with crispy onions and served with toasted garlic bread. **Contains mushrooms

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Tofu Pad Thai Fighter

Grand Moff Tarkin’s favourite dish on the Death Star, this spicy noodle bowl will crush the rebellion of your hunger in one delicious stroke! House-made coconut sauce, tofu, carrots and red peppers conquer a bed of rice noodles. Garnished with lime, cilantro, and crushed peanuts. Vegan **We use chili flakes to spice up our sauce. This dish is almost as hot Mustafar! *This dish is gluten-friendly.

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Chicken Pad Thai Fighter

Just like our Tofu Pad Thai Fighter except this one doesn't have tofu and never left the hangar because they were too scared. House-made coconut sauce, chicken, carrots and red peppers conquer a bed of rice noodles. Garnished with lime, cilantro, and crushed peanuts. **We use chili flakes to spice up our sauce. This dish is almost as hot Mustafar! Add shrimp (5pcs) for $4. *This dish is Gluten-friendly!

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Dragon Bowl-Z

Son Goku’s Greek Bowl

Made with enough superfood to power up the Kamehameha! This hearty bowl is filled with lemon-oregano infused quinoa, black lentils, kale, kalamata olives, cucumbers and grape tomatoes! We've topped it off with feta cheese and avocado to give this Saiyan bowl more power! Make it Vegan by substituting the feta for Daiya. Olives may contain pits. *This dish is gluten-friendly.

17.50

Majin-Buu-Falo's Chicken Tendie Bowl

You’ll be absorbing this bountiful bowl of power filled with chopped iceberg lettuce, black beans, corn, grape tomatoes, buffalo sauce-tossed chicken tendies and shredded cheese! Nothing evil about this bowl...we think. Make it Vegan-friendly with Beyond tendies, Daiya cheese and Frank’s Buffalo +$3

18.50

Chi-Chi's Chicken Bowl

The mother of all Dragon Bowls contains scrumptious amounts of baby kale, romaine, edamame, red pepper, carrots, pickled red cabbage, and boneless honey garlic chicken. Finished with japanese-style honey-sesame wafu dressing, green onions and garnished with black sesame seeds.

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Vegeta Bowl with Noodles

A vegan feast fit for a Saiyan prince! Soba noodles tossed with a rich house-made peanut sauce, a variety of fresh veggies and classic herbs. You might even say its deliciousness level is... over 9000! Vegan. *Noodles contain gluten*

16.75

Tex-Mex Krillin'd Chicken Bowl

Nothing short about this bowl here! A mighty bowl rivaling Goku's bowl filled with spicy dark chicken meat, roasted corn, black beans and tomatoes, all on top of cilantro rice. Topped with avocado, crispy corn tortillas and a zesty lime aioli! *This dish is gluten-friendly possible.

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Add-ons

Add Avocado $2
Add Bacon Bits $2
Add Soy Chili Tofu $4
Add Cajun Shrimp $4
Add Tex-Mex Chicken, Honey Garlic Chiken, Jerk-spiced Jackfruit, or BBQ Pulled pork $5
Add Impossible Vegan Patty, Grilled Beef Burger, or Fried or Baked Chicken Breast $6
Add house-made Corned Beef, Marinated Chicken Skewer, Chicken Tendies, or Beyond Meat Tendies $7
Add Flat Iron Steak $10

Salads

Uncle Roger’s Steak Salad

Fuiyohhh! Niece and Nephew - there are so many good things about this salad! Bean sprout: GOOD. Steak: GOOD. Crispy chow mein: GOOD. Orange dressing: VERY GOOD. This tasty salad also includes mesclun mix, red cabbage, carrots, green onions and red chilli. Better than anything Jamie Oliver can do! *This dish is gluten-friendly possible.

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The Unbe-leaf-able House Salad

Lettuce be real, this sensible choice is for those wanting to look radish-ing this Summer! Mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrot ribbons and sliced watermelon radishes tossed in a house-made orange vinaigrette. You won't even car-rot all about the puns in this description because they’re just too good! Orange you glad you ordered something green today?

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Romero Caesar Salad

Come, my comic cohorts in crime and croûtons! This savory salad will hold your taste buds for ransom with fresh romaine hearts, sourdough croûtons, double smoked bacon and grana padano, tossed in our house-made Caesar dressing.

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Dessert

Sweet Tooth Scoop

Choice of: Vanilla or Chocolate. You can hear the haunting melody of the ice cream truck approaching can't you? In collaboration with Paramount+ we are celebrating the launch of Twisted Metal the series. Choose to end your meal with a scoop of vanilla or chocolate, or get several scoops! Each purchase enters you into our giveaway for the ULTIMATE TWISTED METAL SWAG BUNDLE

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Miss Trunchbull's Chocolate Cake

Her blood and sweat went into this cake and you will not leave your table until you have consumed the ENTIRE CONFECTION!

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Vegan Chocolate Cake a la Troi

I know what you’re thinking, and so does this dessert. A sacred recipe passed down through the daughters of the Fifth House of Betazed, this chocolate cake will leave you feeling fully counselled.

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The (Cheese)cake is a Lie!

Take a Portal and escape with a slice of our New York-style cheesecake. Enjoy it plain or choose from chocolate, house-made caramel or raspberry sauces. Best enjoyed single player, but co-op campaign available too!

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